(A/N: And I'm back! I have not forgotten about this story! Don't kill me! Hides from angry fans AGH!)

FS77: Wee!
Steve: Is she ever going to stop?
Soda: OATMEAL!

Steve: -.- Kill me…I dare you.
FS77: engulfs Steve in hug I'll cry you a river!
Steve: I don't want a god damn river!
Soda: Yeah. grins He wants S'mores!
FS77: Please be warned that some mature themes come up later in the chapter. I don't mean to offend anyone. Please send me a PM or complaint if you want.

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Last time:

"Why won't you die! Stupid cement!"

"I love pink! Cigarettes screwed with my line of vision! Yay!"

The girl turned on her heel and quickly started walking away. "I didn't come to the story for this!" she said throwing her hands in the air angrily.

Two-bit finally screamed a little girl running in circles. "I'm DOOMED!"

This time:


Darry looked at the cement beneath his feet. It was twisted and cracked…and gray. Just like it was before he started beating the crap out of it. "My revenge is complete." Here he took a bow and turned to the tow headed greaser a few yards away.
"Friggen pansy!" yelled Dally as he shook a fist angrily to the sky. "Clouds are girly because their pink and green! At least the sun is blue!"

Darry took this time to wander over to the screaming Two-bit.
"It's BUNS! SAVE ME FROM THIS ENDLESS TURMOIL!" screamed Two-bit, clutching his face.
"Don't you mean burns?" asked Darry scratching his head.
"No!" said Two-bit haughtily. "It's the buns! They won't stop attacking me!"
And sure enough as Darry looked toward the worn pavement there were hotdog buns circling Two-bit's feet. "What the hell…?"
Bun 1 (Joe): See Dave? Two-bits a friggen pansy!
Bun 2 (Dave): HAHAHAHA! I know! Let's keep dancing!
Two-bit burst into tears as he sunk to the ground. "Make the voices stop Darry! I don't want to eat the mustard!"
Darry by this point Darry had already disappeared to the car shop.

Carshop

Ponyboy gave a maniacal laugh. "MUHAHAHAHA! And now THEODORE I SHALL HAVE MY FUN!"
Theodore, being a puppy, gave a small whine, looking up with big amber eyes.
"Don't give me those eyes! We all knew this day would come!" Ponyboy picked the puppy up and grinned. "I shall now molest you!"
Darry chose this exact moment to materialize into the door.
"Darry!" yelled Ponyboy.
"Ponyboy!" yelled Darry with equal shock.
"WHY ARE YOU WEARING MY SHOES!" demanded Pony as he circled around his brother completely forgetting Theo and dropping him.
Theodore grinned as he reared up on his hind legs. "And this is the day that you almost caught Theodore the dog-agh!"
And Theo never got to finish his sentence because at that moment a giant lobster ate him! NO!
Pony and Darry both blinked before looking at each other and nodded. They set bout looking for parts for their car and the paint.
After that task had been completed they started kick boxing, the prize being Pony's shoes. And a moldy piece of celery.

Who shall win?!

(A/N: Crappy? You have no idea. Please take pity upon me and review?)