"Please eat chicken wings" Crazy Old Guy
ry Potter woke up one day, and had diarrhea.
"AAHH! IT BURNS!" he screamed….
Meanwhile, Hermione had troubles with her parents.
"We are worried about you dear" said her mother.
"Why?" she asked. She was a good kid and did nothing wrong.
"We think you have attitude problems?"
"THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD! YOU CALL YOURSELVES GOOD PARENTS?!" she screamed.
Her parents raised their eyebrows pointedly.
"GINNY" screamed Molly. "WE ARE NOT MADE OF MONEY!"
"But I thought you said we weren't going to the poorhouse!" she whined.
To Be Continued