A/N My friends have kidnapped me and tied me to a chair in a basement forcing me to type this fan fiction…oh well they feed me CHOCOLATE! And they kidnapped Dan to keep me company so I just might survive! This chapter is random deal with it!

Later that night--------------------------------------------------------------

"PETER!" James Yelled.

"Wha? What's going on? James?" Lily asked groggily still half asleep.

"Nothing honey go back to sleep." Said James putting on his rob. He walked down stairs and into the kitchen and called the ministry.

"Uh what was their number come on James you know this…I don't know this umm I think it was five…three…seven…five…zero…two…two." said James to himself as he punched in the numbers.

Thank you for calling the ministry of magic your call is very important to us and will be received in the order that it was made please stay on the line…

feat. Wyclef Jean
Wyclef Jean
Ladies up in here tonight
No fightin..
No fightin..
We got the Refugees up in here..
No fightin...
No fightin...(Shakira, Shakira)…

"This is kinda catchy." Said James humming to the song

Hook: Wyclef Jean
I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man wants to speak Spanish
Como se llama (SI!) Bonita (SI!) mi casa (Shakira, Shakira) su casa

Shakira
Oh baby when you talk like that
You make, a woman go mad
So be wise, and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

Chorus
Ah, I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection

Wyclef Jean
Hey Girl, I can see your body moving
and it's driving me crazy
And I, didn't have the slightest idea
Until I saw you dancing
And when you walk up on the dance floor
Nobody cannot ignore, the way you move your body, girl
And everything so unexpected, the way you right and left it
So you can keep on shaking it

Hook: Wyclef Jean
I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man wants to speak Spanish
Como se llama (SI!) Bonita (SI!) mi casa (Shakira, Shakira) su casa

Shakira
Oh baby when you talk like that
You make, a woman go mad
So be wise, and keep on
Reading the signs of my body.

"Ah, I'm on tonight You know my hips don't lie And I'm starting to feel it's right All the attraction, the tension Don't you see baby, this is perfection." James sang along with the song. He started to dace with it moving his hips from side to side and continuing to sing.

"Oh I know I am on tonight my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection" Sang James

Shakira
Oh boy, I can see your body moving

Half-animal, half-man
I don't, don't really know what I'm doing
but you seem to have a plan
My will and self-restraint
Have come, to fail now, fail now
See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know
That's a bit too hard to explain

Break - Wyclef, then Shakira with him
Baila en la calle, de noche
Baila en la calle, de día
Baila en la calle, de noche
Baila en la calle, de día

Hook: Wyclef Jean
I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man wants to speak Spanish
Como se llama (SI!) Bonita (SI!) mi casa (Shakira, Shakira) su casa

Shakira
Oh baby when you talk like that
You know, you got me hypnotized
So be wise, and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

Wyclef Jean
Senorita, feel the conga
Let me see you move like you come from Colombia

Mira en Barranquilla se baila así, say it!
Mira en Barranquilla se baila así

Rap verse
Yeah, she's so sexy every man's fantasy
A Refugee like me back with the Fugees from a Third World country
I go back like when 'Pac carried crates
for Humpty Humpty, I need a whole club dizzy
Why the CIA wanna watch us?
Colombians and Haitians, I ain't guilty, it's a musical transaction
No more do we snatch ropes
Refugees run the seas, 'cause we own our own boats

"JAMES!" exclaimed Sirius who had just come in wondering if he could crash in their living room for the rest of the night. "Dude what are you doing!"

"Uh Dancing…"Said James who was beat red.

"Um…" Said Sirius as he scratched the back of his head. "wow I just might be scared for life."

"Oh shut up! Like you could do any better!" James Yelled

"OH YOU BET I CAN!" replied Sirius. James made the music play louder so they could hear it better.

"BRING IT ON PADFOOT!"

"OH IT'S BROUGHT!" replied Sirius as the music restarted. Sirius stared

feat. Wyclef Jean
Wyclef Jean
Ladies up in here tonight
No fightin..
No fightin..
We got the Refugees up in here..
No fightin...
No fightin...(Shakira, Shakira)

Hook: Wyclef Jean
I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man wants to speak Spanish
Como se llama (SI!) Bonita (SI!) mi casa (Shakira, Shakira) su casa

Shakira
Oh baby when you talk like that
You make, a woman go mad
So be wise, and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

Chorus
Ah, I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension

Don't you see baby, this is perfection

Sirius moved his hip form side to side and crossed his feet and did a couple of break dance move here and there.

"BEAT THAT!" Sirius said smugly

"OH DON'T WORRY I WILL!" replied James who started to dance

Hey Girl, I can see your body moving
and it's driving me crazy
And I, didn't have the slightest idea
Until I saw you dancing
And when you walk up on the dance floor
Nobody cannot ignore, the way you move your body, girl
And everything so unexpected, the way you right and left it
So you can keep on shaking it

Hook: Wyclef Jean
I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man wants to speak Spanish
Como se llama (SI!) Bonita (SI!) mi casa (Shakira, Shakira) su casa

Shakira
Oh baby when you talk like that
You make, a woman go mad
So be wise, and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

After James performed the two started to dance at the same time. They were so lost in there dance off the they didn't notice Hermione come in to the kitchen. But when the music stop they looked up to see Hermione staring at them.

"I don't even want to know…" Said Hermione turning out of the kitchen.

"Well um…I think I'll just crash in your living room for the night." Said Sirius walking into the living room. James turned back to the phone and picked it up.

"Hello?" asked James

"Ministry of magic how may I help you?"

"Uh I have three Death eaters here and I need them taken away" said James awkwardly.

"Ok let me connect you to the aurous."

"Ok thank you" said James

Please Hold

I waited for you today
but you didn't show no no no
I needed you today
So where did you go?

You told me to call
Said you'd be there
and though I haven't seen you
Are you still there?

I cried out with no reply
and I can't feel you by my side
so I'll hold tight to what I know
You're here, and I'm Never Alone

And though I cannot see you
and I can't explain why
such a deep, deep reassurance
You've placed in my life
OH!

We cannot separate

you're part of me
and though you're invisible
I'll trust the unseen…

HERE WE GO AGAIN!