Wow I'm a writing machine today, I'm serious I just put out 2 chapters and started new story all in one day! Ok so just imagine a disclaimer here NOTE: I suck with cowboy sayings and stuff. I guess its because I live in downtown Toronto and only encounter a cowboy/girl every like 5 years or so. Oh well.
now that that's over with welcome too…..
Know your stars Xiaolin Showdown style
Today we have everyone's favourite cowboy
CLAY BAILEY
-clay walks on stage slightly confuzzled (yes it's supposed to be confuzzled)-
hello? Someone said there'd be free steak…
know your stars, know your stars, know your stars….
Who in tarnation is that?
Clay Bailey, He killed Lassie 40 years ago
Now hold on there partner, that's impossible,
Clay Bailey, he and raimundo lick asses
Raimundo: I already told you in chapter 1 I DO NOT LICK ASSES!
-A jellyfish comes flying out of nowhere and latches itself onto Raimundo's face-
Raimundo: -running in circles with jellyfish on his face- -screams muffled by jellyfish-
Ok now that that's over. Clay Bailey, he and Omi did it last night
We sure did, we finally finished scrubbing the grand hall with toothbrushes last night
I meant as in sex, dumbass
Now that just ain't right…
Clay Bailey, He sexually molested Omi
Now I would never….
Do it twice?
Why you yellow bellied…..get down here and fight!
I can't, its wrong to hit girls
That's true but, I'M NOT A GIRL!
Well you sure look like one to me,
-clay looks like he's ready to explode-
and now you know Clay Bailey the ass-licking omi-molesting girl who killed lassie
no they don't get back here you yellow bellied snake! Hello? Are you still there?-someone shoots a rhino tranquilizer dart at his neck and he falls asleep on the floor beside raimundo who is lying on the floor with the jellyfish still on his face-
wow that went better than I thought it would. Anyways if everything goes well I'll have the next chapter up a little later tonight next up is OMI!