Ok, I cane close to quitting due to some complications on mixed with some other stuff in my life (a pet dying and a deadly illness to one of my family members) but with a little persuasion from my family and friends I'm here and writing this. Again use your imagination for the disclaimer

This episode brought to you by

Randomness Inc.

Randomness Inc, where would the spork be without us?

And now on with the story. Today's lucky victim is

JACK SPICER

-Jack walks on stage-

Hello? Someone said there would be free robot parts?

Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars….

Who's there? DON'T HURT ME I BRUSE EASILY! -Cowers behind chair-

-sigh- don't worry I'm not gonna hurt you, well not physically anyway. so where was I? Oh yes! Now I remember…-clears throat- Jack Spicer, Jack Spicer….He stalks Kimiko

Kimiko: -walks on stage and slaps him in the face- YOU SICK PERVERT!

Jack: What! That is so not true!

Jack Spicer Jack Spicer… he wants to lick Omi's head

No that's not me that's Chase…

Chase: -walks on stage in full komodo dragon form- YOUR DEAD SPICER!

Gemini: -slides in front of Chase while holding a running chainsaw- you'll have to go through me first…

Chase: GRRRAHH! –Flies at Gemini ready to fight-

The following has been censored due to extreme violence…

Ouch that's gotta hurt…..

Wow you really should be watching this…

OMG! I CANT BELIVE THAT YOU'RE MISSING THIS!...

Ok all done….

Wow I can't believe it! That fight was so awesome!

Yeah!

Ok back to work, Jack Spicer, Jack Spicer…he hides porn under his bed

No I don't! –shifty eyes-

Yes you do

How would you know?

Lets just say a little robotic bird told someone who wrote a fanfic about it and thus told me (crystalas your story rocks!)

You're evil, like Microsoft evil

Random guy: wow, that's pretty evil

Yeah I know, Jack Spicer Jack Spicer… he's wearing his mom's underwear

They're really comf-I mean NO I'M NOT!

And now you know Jack Spicer, the Kimiko-stalking, porn freak, who is wearing his mom's underwear and wants to lick Omi's head

NO THEY DON'T! GET BACK HERE! – a large group of fangirls attack him and drag him away-

Ok if you don't get the porn thing read Crystalas's story "what is a Richard?" until you do, next up is WUYA