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A/N: I wanted to say sorry for not update when I promised I would. But I didn't get as many reviews as I wished. Oh and this chapter is dedicated to one of my most loyal reviewers KayKay2007 for giving me a lot of encouragement to keep writing. Thank you KayKay2007 this chapter is for you.
Oh, Hermione is going to get it now! I can't believe her, first she helps Harry hide in my trunk and doesn't tell me and then she has the nerve to make me fall in a cake! A cake! So now I am in my bedroom plotting evil ways to get back at 'Mione. You wanna know what I have so far? Nothing, nada, zip, zero, diddley squat. And this is not like me at all I'm usually full of evil ideas, but not when I when I most desperately need them apparently.
Oh yeah, I just remember someone else I should be incredibly angry at, Mister Harry Bloody Potter. Now there is a git if I ever saw one. Who does he think he is, expecting me to take him back? Puh-lease I'd rather date Draco Malfoy then take Harry back. Ugh, I am going to give up on the evil plotting and get some lunch, since Potter so rudely ruined my morning preventing me from getting any breakfast.
So I glide into the kitchen and open up the refrigerator in search of something to satisfy my hunger. And that's when I saw it the most disturbing thing my eyes have ever had the displeasure to look at, Hermione and my brother on the couch looking into each others eyes and holding hands. Ugh, I deeply felt I needed to break up the little lovefest so I pick up the closest thing to me, which happened to be a peach, and chucked it at the lovebirds. It hit Hermione square in the shoulder and she was awaken from her trance.
"Gin, why are you throwing food at us?" She asked calmly. Wow, I wouldn't be that calm if somebody threw a peach at me. I'd get up and sock 'em right in the face.
"Hermione, I'm not throwing peaches at you and Ron, I threw a peach at you. See its past tense as I'm not currently throwing any peaches." Ha that sounded very smart if I do say so myself, which I do.
"Ginny," she sighed. "I am perfectly aware that you aren't throwing any peaches at me. But why did you throw at peach at me?"
"Well if you must know, I had to stop what you and Ron were doing. I mean I know you love him 'Mione but it's got to be hard on your eyes to stare at that for long periods of time." I say gesturing towards my brother. Hermione blushed and picked up a book off the coffee table and muttered something that sounded like "I don't like Ron".
"Yes you do." I say happily and walk back to the kitchen. My stomach grumbled as I pulled out a box of Hermione's grain and nut cereal. I took one look at it and immediately put it back, instead pulling out a box of my own Cocoa Puffs. In small writing at the bottom of the box it read high in sugar content. "Delicious," I say pouring some milk on my cereal. I walk over and sit at the kitchen table to enjoy a nice, sugary breakfast in peace. And then Hermione comes in.
"You know, Gin it isn't healthy to eat that stuff every morning. You're going to get fat." She tells me the same thing every morning and I have learned to ignore it. Besides what does she know her parents are dentists. Then it hit me.
"I'm not fat!" I say indigently.
"Ginny, I didn't say you were fat fat I said you were going to get fat." She replies and I instantly feel better not that I originally felt all that bad, but whatever. I finish my "lunch" and decide to go to Diagon Alley to visit my dear brothers, who just happen to own a joke shop full of ways to get back at Hermione. I apperate to their shop and walk in. It was surprisingly uncrowded today and Fred was lazily sitting behind the register almost asleep. He perks up when he hears the door open but frowns considerably when he realizes it's only me.
"Thanks for the warm welcoming." I say my words dripping with sarcasm.
"Sorry, I thought you might be a customer." He says. I reply with a wave of my hand and begin walking around the shop looking for something to get for Hermione. Hehe it has to be something good something she wouldn't expect. My thoughts are interrupted when the door opens again. I look over to see who it is and, of course since this is my life and therefore has to be incredibly unlucky, it's Harry. I frantically dash behind a shelf of love potions in an attempt to hide. But, of course, Harry sees me and starts to walk over to me. I immediately run out of the shop and down the streets of Diagon Alley, and the bloody prat follows me. Which normally wouldn't have been that bad if it was anyone else because anyone else I could outrun but Harry, no Harry was fast and caught up with me in a mere few minutes. And being the polite gentlemen that he is he completely tackles me to the ground.
"Harry James Potter you get off of me this instant!" I yell causing a few onlookers to stop and stare. Well that's the second time today I have caused a disruption in the wizarding world. And lets look at the common element in both situations. Harry Potter. Man the guy just craves attention doesn't he? Well, I think that this would make a great new nickname for him, Harry Potter, Boy Who Lived, Chosen One, and now... Disrupter Of The Universe. Ha I rather like that one.
"Ginny I have to tell you something-" He started but I cut him off.
"Yeah Yeah you're sorry for lying, you love me and you want me back blah blah blah. Well, you ruined your chances at having me a long time ago Potter and I'm not going to take you back so you can stop hiding in my trunk and chasing me down Diagon Alley." I say to him and he looks a bit hurt. Oops, I didn't want to hurt him I just needed to get my point across. Oh wait, what do I care about Harry he hurt me when he lied to me. He deserves to be hurt, and I'm glad I was the one that hurt him. With that thought I pushed Harry off of me, yeah he was still on top of me during my little rant. You'd think he actually liked the position, which now that I think about it he probably did, eww eww eww, bad thoughts. I stood up and walked back to Fred and George's shop. I know I probably should have gone home so that Harry wouldn't follow me but I still needed to get back at Hermione. I enter the shop again and start to browse. I pick up a little green bottle labeled Dance Potion. Instantly I was curious.
"Hey Fred, whats this do?" I ask him.
"That sis is a dance potion." He replies without even getting up. Well duh.
"Duh Mr. Point out the obvious I know how to read." I snap.
"Oh really, 'bout time who taught you?" He asked looking thoroughly surprised.
"Hmpf," I said in response. "I guess I'll take my business elsewhere." I told him and acted like I was about to leave.
"No Gin wait, that particular potion will make the drinker start dancing whenever they start to speak. It's perfect for embarrassing people."
"I'll take it." I told him. "How much?"
"It's on the house Sis. Just don't tell anybody." And on that note I left the shop and apparated back home.
Hermione was sitting in an armchair her nose in a book when I got home. I already had an idea planned out in my head and thought it was a very good one. I walked over and sat down next to her.
"Hermione, can I talk to you?" I ask trying to keep a straight face.
"Sure Gin what is it?" She asked.
"Well I just wanted to apologize for telling Ron you loved him, twice." I said sounding thoroughly sorry. It was perfect, she totally bought it.
"Oh Ginny, it's okay. Actually thanks to you Ron and I are now together . So you actually helped us."
"Oh 'Mione I am so happy for you!" I cried and I really was, honest. Even though I was a bit mad at her, I still thought it was great that Ron finally asked her out. Even though I had no idea how she could like him. He was so...Ron.
"'Mione would you like something to drink? I was about to get some lemonade." She nodded and I stood up and walked into the kitchen. I got out the pitcher of lemonade and poured it into two glasses. The only difference was that one of the glasses had the dance potion in it.
I gave Hermione her glass of lemonade and the extra ingredient and took a sip of my own. I watched Hermione take a sip of hers and waited for the games to begin.
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