Beta ed's by Fiddlesoup

A/N: Super extra long chapter seeing as how I couldn't seem to stop writing and seeing how I haven't written in a while. I can promise to continue writing more but it probably will not help at all. I lost my FF 9 game

and I have been frantically looking for another one for quite awhile. But using a script abuncha guides and my FF9 filled brain I will try to make this as accurate as possible. Well cya.

Chapter 8:

Eddy had awoken to an empty inn room, no Ed, no DD and no Sarah:). Eddy started thinking About Sarah's cute red hair, when he said to himself, "Oh my god why do I feel like I suddenly like Sarah?" He surveyed his surroundings to find 3 chests one was a potion, one a phoenix down and another was empty although the top had said elixer on it. He then saw a book titled "One million scams to make your day." Eddy ran over picked up the book and 10,000g fell out he quickly grabbed it all and put it in his pocket, He then put the book in a backpack that had been conveniently placed in the room. He put on his armor and got his mythril dagger and left the room. The guy who owned the Inn was asleep (well pretending to sleep) Eddy tried to wake him up and ask where his friends were but, he would not wake up. Eddy gave up and went to leave but a cute, lovable moogle flew from near the door to the inn rooms and started hovering in front of eddy.

ATE- Sarah and the Oglop

Sarah was exploring the town and she checked the farm. A funny bug jumped on her but, she didn't scream.

"You know most girls your age would be screaming their heads off if one of those landed on them." The farm mender said

Sarah then screamed when the oglop landed in her mouth.

End of ATE.

"Kupo! Wait, I need to ask a favor of you, Kupo!" The moogle just stayed hovering. "Kupo! I need you to deliver a letter for me, will you please? Kupo!"

"uhhh," Eddy wondered if he should but then an idea sprang to his head "Sure, but hey do you know where my friends went?"

"Kupo! Yes here's the letter before I forget. Kupo!" The moogle handed him the letter and eddy put it in the put it in the backpack "Kupo! I saw one of your friends go into the shop there."

"Thank you." Eddy responded

Eddy exited the inn and was about to go into the shop when he saw Double D standing near the windmill with his ear next to a pole in the ground.

"Double D why is your face to pipe on the ground." Eddy asked Double D

"There's something down there. Come listen." Double D said to eddy. Eddy put his ear to the pipe and heard a noise that sounded like "KWEHH!!"

ATE- Ed + Elixir smarts?

Ed, still feeling tired after waking up, drank an Elixer he found in the room. It was the best feeling, he had ever had in his eElixir. He felt smarts. His brain could think! (Please bare the following out of character Ed lines it's for the sake of the children err umm storElixir had been reading the guide he had got online for the game and somehow guessed he was playing the part of a character called Stiener and that he needed to find out about an airship flight. He went to the pub and talked to the girl.

Why arent there any adults here? Ed asked

gThey work during the day why? The girl responded

gI need to find when the airship leaves. He responded Do you know when it does?

"Im sorry I dont but the navigator guy on the mountain might. She said kindly. Ed saluted her and left the pub and headed out of Dali towards the mountain. Ed made a quick pit stop for a potion and headed into the wilderness.

End of ATE.

"Stay here, I'm gonna go find Ed and Sarah." Eddy said after hearing the Chocobo. "I'll be back in a minute."

"Ok, Eddy" Double D said still trying to figure out what the noise was. Eddy walked back down the road and entered the shop. Sarah was standing in the corner looking at a weird owl statue.

"Hey Sarah have you seen Ed?" Eddy asked trying not to make her mad "I need to find him so we can find out how to get out of this place."

"No I haven't seen him but I'll help you look for him I guess." Sarah responded to Eddy, she then turned said "Bye" to the girl in the shop and left the shop with Eddy. Eddy looked over to where Double D had been and he wasn't there. They then went to the pub place, he wasn't there, then they went to the inn, he wasn't there either. Eddy went to the pipe where Double D was earlier and put his ear to it expecting to hear "Kwehh!" He heard someone crying. "Sniff… sniff…"

"Double D is that you?" Eddy yelled into the pipe

"Eddy? Help me. These people grabbed me and asked what I was doing and I heard something then they put me down here there's an entrance inn the windmill help!"

"Oh no! Eddy we gotta help Double D!" Sarah cried. Eddy was about to respond but something deep inside him made him keep quiet and they continueed onwards. Eddy opened the door to the windmill he searched every nook and cranny for treasure to find a Stellazzio Zodiac coin with a name Aries with an inscription. The story of 12 Zodiacs. The 11 Zodiacs pondered. How best to catch Virgo's Heart? Aries headed East. But found nothing else then Sarah found the entrance to the lower area. They climbed down, the ladder and came to a secret area. Why does everything make me think of Sarah WHY?!?!?! Eddy thought angrily about the coin

ATE- Ed Vs. the Carve Spider!

Ed wandered through the patches of green grass and brown dirt and ran into a carve spider. A giant purplish spider with a red marking on his back. It quickly tried to trap Ed in it's sticky web but, Ed stepped to the side and slashed at the spider's leg with his Razor sharp broad sword. The spider shrieked in pain but reared up his hind legs and hit Ed in the chest. Oww! Ed jumped back and drank the potion he had just bought. Feeling rejuvinated Ed thrust his sword up into the spiders head. It writhed in pain until it eventually evaporated into thin air leaving behind: A Zaghnol Card, and a Phoenix Down. Ed after the battle, was thirsty and tired. He saw a well near a small forest. He went to the well walking slowly at a turtle's pace and then running, fearing he might be ambushed again.

Zaghnol CardPhoenix Down. Ed after the battle, was thirsty and tired. He saw a well near a small forest. He went to the well walking slowly at a turtle's pace and then running, fearing he might be ambushed again.

After, visiting his happy place for a while Ed got back up and started towards the mountain, It was almost noon. He hurried to the base of the mountain. Ed entered the base of the mountain and saw a small house, he knocked on the door but no one answered. He then decided to go up the swirly part of the mountain and saw an old man there.

End of ATE.

"Thank god, Ed isn't here with us or he'd find a way to link this to one of his comic books" Eddy thought to himself then mimicked Ed in his head "This is just like the cave of Blargon 8 where 4 people get zapped into a video game and one of them is kidnapped..."

Eddy and Sarah road down and elevator near the stair's and saw Double D crying, "Eddy, Sarah, Ed, anyone? Help me! Sarah was about to get Double D's attention when two kids apearred and took him again. Eddy dearly wanted to give up and leave, but Sarah's sweet voice enticed him to continue forward. Eddy saw a chest behind where Double D once stood and compulsively opened it revealing a potion. The next room they came to was gigantic with two paths to follow one leading to 2 giant doors the other towards some weird machine things which had these figures coming out of it that looked just like Double D the sock hat and everything. Eddy heard Double D Sobbing inside one of the barrels.

"Why? What did I do to deserve this?" Came Double D's voice whimpering quietly

"Hold on, Double D well get you out!" Sarah shouted, They lifted the top off but heard footstep's coming. Thinking quickly Double D forced everyone back into the barrel. It was thenforced onto a conveyor belt.

Meanwhile,

"Hello, Sir I was wondering if you knew what time that airship over there will leave?" Ed asked the guy happily

"Its taking off in 25 minutes, you'd better leave now, or you will miss it." The old man answered. Without another word Ed ran off towards the airship tripped over the side of the mountain and rolled into a barrel knocking it over

"Omph." Said the three voices inside the barrel

"Eddy, Sarah, Double D is that you?" Ed asked in a semi scared voice "We need to get on that airship and take Sarah to Lindblum. Double D, Eddy and Sarah all got out of the barrel, they were all about to get on the airship when Good Ol' Black Waltz #2 showed up.

"Hey when'd you get wings?" Eddy asked the waltz thinking it was the thing he killed in the caves.

"HOW DARE YOU COMPARE ME TO THAT WEAKLING #1." The waltz screamed at the top of his lungs "I AM THE GREATER #2 AND I WILL ESCORT THE PRINCESS BACK TO ALEXANDRIA!!!"

"Princess…?" Everyone except Ed said at the same time

"I know what's going on." Ed said proudly

"You do?!?!" Eddy gasped

"Yes," Ed said then continued " When we got transported into the game each of us took the place of one of the main characters of the game. I took the place of a knight Stiener Eddy has taken the place of the main character named Zidane who is a thief, Double D has taken the place of a black mage named and Sarah has taken the place of the character whom, the game practically revolves around, and this guy who has been so patient and not interrupting me is called a black waltz his job is to kidnap Sarah and bring her back to Alexandria castle. The reason I know all this is I managed to bring a strategy guide into the game. Double D you need to learn how to cast magic quick or this guy is going to be tough to beat and Sarah will need to learn how to heal us if we get hurt. Double D think of cold and then think of the bad guy that should allow you to use magic."

Everyone stood starring blankly for minutes until,

"Was it just me or did you hear Ed say whom too" Eddy asked staring blankly

"ENOUGH BICKERING PREPARE TO DIE," the black waltz screamed whirled a lightning bolt towards eddy who it hit.

"AHH I'M ON FIRE HELP," Eddy screamed and ran around in circles

"Eddy your not on fire!" Double D screamed

"YES I AM, HELP ME, JESUS! HELP ME, JEWISH GOD! HELP ME, ALLAH! HELP ME, TOM CRUISE http://en. TOM CRUISE, USE YOUR WITCHCRAFT TO GET THE FIRE OFF ME! HELP ME, OPRAH WINFREY!" Eddy screamed. Ed picked up the screaming eddy and threw him at the waltz which then screamed and evaporated into thin air.

"Well that was a short battle," Sarah remarked. All three Ed's went up to the ladder all pushingSarahh out of the way to get on first except Eddy who let Sarah go ahead of him.

"Ok guys listen since I'm the one with the guide and since I have looked ahead and at one part of this game it will force us to separate. We need to have someone hand copy this guide into 4 copies. Think you can do that Double D?" Ed asked

"No need to Ed I just happen to have my portable copier and printer! I don't have that much paper but I could probably make us enough for everyone and if I do run out of paper I'll need to find an alternative. Give me the guide Ed." Double D finished and Ed handed over the guide. 20 minutes later Double D had 3 fresh new copies of the guide. For some reason one was blue one was yellow and the other green all had holes in them. He also somehow had four binders to carry the guides around in.

Double D, Eddy and Sarah sat down and read their guides. Ed went up to the dock to commandeer the ship, and fly it to Lindblum. He triedcommunicatingg with the black mage but got no response. He shoved the mage out of the way and gained controlsOnly Ed, realized hehe did'nt know how to fly a ship... the ship started to go downwards when everyone came up on the dock.

"ED! What in heaven's name are you thinking?" Double D asked in a hushed whimper like they were all about to die! (which they were.)

"Absolutely nothing, Double-D." Ed leaned off the control and the black mage took back the control's

"Why were you trying to fly the ship?" Double D asked.

"I think my brain just thunk. Oh nope there it goes." Ed said as Double D flipped through the guide. "Ah I see what you were trying to do. We need to fly this ship to a place called Alexandria." Double D clearly mis-read the guide and somewhere in Ed's mind he realized that they were nsupposedsed to go there. But, then Ed remembered he still had some unfinished business to do in his happy place, so he went to a corner and immersed himself in the special oblivian of his mind.

Eddy was bored, he had already quadruple checked the ship for money. He thought he might as well prepare himself for what may lay ahead and read the guide and skipped ahead.to when they got on the airship. After an hour of reading, Eddy realized they were going to the wrong place and that they needed to go to a place called Lindblum.

A/N: That's it for today maybe I'll write more maybe I won't. If you want me to add more of the main characters from the show please tell me in a review.