Summary: Yuan gets a navigation system for his rheaird. These are him and Kratos' idiot adventures.

Disclaimer: Namco owns these awesome characters and game. I just own the basic plot.

Warnings: Swearing, Yaoi most likely, I tweaked the NG system. Beware of the oocness…

Navigation System 1

The sun shone high in the sky that spring day. Birds were chirping and flowers were blooming from their winter slumber. All was right with the newly reunited world.

Yuan grinned down at his rheaird proudly. Kratos stood next to him with a cocked eyebrow and a look of puzzlement crossing his face.

"Isn't it great?" chirped Yuan pointing to the control panel.

"It's just a computer." Kratos said, amazed at how Yuan was worked up by a computer.

Yuan looked at the swordsman in disbelief. "This isn't just a computer! It's a Navigation System!"

Kratos looked to his companion like he was nuts. "Yuan, I think this is going to your head…"

"Look! I even programmed it! Get on, get on." The bluenette ushered Kratos onto the rheaird and climbed on in front of him. "Hold on ok?"

Kratos nodded his head wearily. "Ok…" he said slipping his arms around the half-elf's waist. Yuan's cheeks flared and he choked out, "Navigation System on." The screen lit up with a brilliant aqua light.

"Hello Yuan." It said in a manly voice.

Kratos cocked an eyebrow behind him. "Huh?"

Yuan blushed a deeper crimson. "They didn't have anymore woman." He explained.

Kratos was still unconvinced. "Whatever you say, Yuan."

"Peter…" started Yuan.

"Oh my goddess Yuan, you named it!" shrieked Kratos.

Yuan nodded and pushed a finger to his lips. "Shut-up so I can work will you?" The half-elf then turned back to the screen and grinned. "Peter take us to…Palmacosta?"

"Calculating distance…Yuan." It added with a purr.

Kratos didn't know whether to die from laughing or to pester Yuan about this forever. Both were eventually used.

"HAHAHAHA! IT PURRED! HAHAHAHA!" Kratos shook with mirth.

Yuan scowled as his cheeks turned a brighter shade of red.

"Wow, you're blushing a lot to day huh?" Kratos commented, as he wiped tears from his eyes.

Yuan didn't have a chance to reply before Peter piped up with, "Distance from Luin to Palmacosta approximately 200 miles…Yuan."

Kratos bit his lip to hold his laughter at bay as Yuan grinned. "See? Isn't it great?"

"Real-great." choked out Kratos as he sniggered.

Yuan angled their cost for Palamcosta before a thought struck him. "Hey Kratos?"

"Hm?" replied the auburn haired seraph.

"Did you put gas in the tank?" asked Yuan as his face paled.

"Why would I? It's your rheaird-oh shit!" he hissed. "Oh shit, Yuan!"

Yuan's eyes widened in terror. "I thought I told you to put gas in the tank!"

"It's not my job!" yelled Kratos frantically.

"Wait a minute." thought Yuan. "Hey stupid, we have wings!"

Kratos silently cursed his friend's stupidity. "Yuan has it occurred to you that we are strapped in?"

"Err…"

"And has it occurred to you that these seat belts don't come off when the rheaird is in motion?"

"Damn…" cursed Yuan.

The rheaird sputtered and started to nose dive.

"AGH! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!" yelled Yuan as he held firmly to the swordsman.

"First you need to stop chocking me!" stated Kratos who was slowly turning purple. Yuan let go and Kratos thought frantically. "Eh…pray?"

"That's all you can come up with! You idiot!" yelled Yuan as he started to whack Kratos on the head.

"Ow- hey it's not-ouch, my fault!" said Kratos in protest. Wind whipped at their faces as they plummeted downwards.

"I'm gonna die, Kratos! I'm gonna die, DO YOU HEAR ME! I SAID DIE!" Yuan shouted.

Kratos would have thought this pretty funny if he weren't about to die a tragic fiery death.

"Tree."

"I don't wanna die!" Yuan wailed.

"I'm gonna die with an idiot for a lover!" cried Kratos.

"Tree." Repeated Peter the NG system.

"AGGHHH!"

"Tree!"

"WAAHH!"

"TREE YOU F-ING MORONS!" yelled Peter, his lights flashing.

"Hey, Kratos? Did you hear something?" asked Yuan. Kratos didn't get to reply however before the rheaird crash landed in a…tree.

Peter sighed. "Why me, goddess? Why did you make me work for these idiots?"

Kratos grinned at Yuan who was lying on top of him, clinging to the swordsman, his eyes shut in fear.

"I guess no gas wasn't such a bad thing after all." Mused the swordsman as he pointed to the view they received.

Yuan popped an eye open and blushed. "I guess not." He said cheerily.

(There's the first NG adventure! More coming soon! Tell me what you think…should I continue?)