Summary: Yuan gets a navigation system for his rheaird. These are him and Kratos' idiot adventures.

Disclaimer: Namco owns these awesome characters and game. I just own the basic plot.

Warnings: Swearing, Yaoi most likely, I tweaked the NG system. Beware of the oocness…

Navigation System 2

The blue haired half-elf's eyes drooped as he flew over the small village of Mizuho. A man with wild auburn locks sat behind him, looking concerned.

"Yuan, do you want me to drive?" he asked.

Yuan's eyes snapped open as he murmured. "I'll…be fine." He then yawned and the rheaird nose dived.

"Yuan!" Kratos leaped forward, taking hold of the controls. The rheaird leveled out and the swordsman pushed Yuan behind him.

Yuan wrapped his arms around Kratos' waist sighing contentedly as he rested his head on the swordsman's back.

"Night Yuan." whispered Kratos smiling. He then looked down at the computer screen.

"Destination?" asked Peter the navigation system.

"Meltokio." said Kratos.

"Calculating distance…Kratos." answered Peter.

Kratos cocked an eyebrow. It didn't purr his name like it did Yuan's. It actually said his name coldly. How odd.

"I'll have to tell Yuan his NS system hates me." thought Kratos smirking.

"Mizuho to Meltokio approximately 400 miles…Kratos."

"Will you stop doing that!" hissed Kratos.

"What'sa matter….Kratos?" taunted the computer.

"Huh…wha…?" Yuan's eyes fluttered open as he stared ahead.

"Destination shall be reached soon, do not worry…Yuan." purred Peter.

Yuan smiled and slowly drifted off to sleep.

Kratos sat dumbstruck. That son of a bitch computer…

"Turn left at the rock surrounded in shrubbery, then proceed 2.3 miles." The computer seemed to be silent before it added, "…Kratos."

Kratos growled before angling his course left.

"No dumbass, I said left!" said the navigation system.

"I am going left!" cried Kratos in dismay. Yuan scooted closer to Kratos, nuzzling his back before going into dreamland once more.

"I am going left." hissed Kratos barely above a whisper.

"My left b'yotch." said Peter.

Kratos bit his lip in frustration. "As soon as we land you're as good as fried." He said, checking under him for the rock.

"Error, error. All systems shutting down." Announced Peter ad his screen shut off. Wind whipped at Kratos' face as he plummeted for yet the third time that day.

"Shit shit shit!" "Piece of shit Navigation system, with your shitty controls and all that is shit!" cursed the swordsman as he clawed at his restraints.

Peter's screen blinked on. "Just kidding."

Kratos' chest was heaving as he sharply inhaled. "You think that's funny? Huh huh? Well guess what, you're gonna die clown!"
(Disclaimer: Got that last bit from Adam Sandler's movie: Happy Gilmore. I strongly recommend it)

(A/N: Whoa! I sense a bit of tension there! Will Kratos rip Peter's hard drive out? Will Peter push Kratos to his limit? What is Yuan dreaming about? Review and find out! Thanks reviewers! You guys rock!)