Disclaimer: I don't own Shaman King so please don't sue me. I will not be responsible for any sudden bursts of tears that this fic may cause or the up and down feelings that you may experience from reading this. This part is kinda pretty much comedy and ecchiness so excuse me or don't read if that's not your cup of tea. Complete wildness and OOC, but these were just some crazy thoughts that popped into my head after writing this fic. XD
Chapter 12 – Out takes Part Une covering Chapters 1-5
Out take #01
"Anna?" Yoh asked as she looked over at him.
"What?" Yoh sweat dropped and played the words that he wanted to say over and over through his mind, but he just couldn't say the real question that he wanted to ask because it just wouldn't sound right no matter what he told himself.
"Did you hear anyone calling out my name last night?" Anna peered at Yoh for a moment seeming to take his words in as if he were implying something.
"Not unless you were having a wet dream about me again. I told you to lay off those clementines before going to bed Yoh." Yoh closed his eyes and quickly shook his head no.
"Aghh!!! Who'd have one about you!" He suddenly stopped shaking his head, realizing what he had said. He slowly opened his eyes to see a flaming Anna staring at him.
"Yoh.." Fire breathed from her mouth, as he took off at a sprint with her hot in his heels. He wasn't fast enough and ended up getting caught. She tarred and feathered him, sticking him to a pole and leaving him out at the front gates with a sign above his head that read, "Garbage."
Out take #02
Hao got up and dressed himself to look like Yoh. He came to Anna's door and slid the door open slightly to peer inside where Anna's form laid out asleep. He grinned at the figure sprawled out on the bed. She was truly his now he thought. He quickly opened the door the rest of the way as it slammed open.
Anna sat up from her futon and quickly looked toward the sound. "Yoh?" She could faintly make out the figure of Yoh standing I the doorway.
"Ikadakimasu!" Hao lunged at her, but she easily moved out of the way and pushed him out the window.
"Ittarashi!" She called after him as she went back to sleep on her futon.
Out take #03
Anna walked in.
"Is it ready yet?" Yoh looked up and continued to smile at her as his gaze centered on her.
"Yes." Anna glanced at the food that he had set out that lined across the table. There had been an improvement to his cooking skills since that night of the change also, but she found herself being watched by him again.
"Yoh." He seemed to snap out of it and straighten his body in response to her calling.
"Yes?!"
"Wipe the drool from the corner of your mouth."
"Oh!" He realized it then as he quickly grabbed a napkin to wipe away the excess drool. It was now becoming a habit that he would have to get rid of because she had already called him Niagara Falls a few times already.
Out take #04
"Hm." Anna closed her eyes. Amidamaru watched and waited for his mistress's orders. She opened her eyes. "It's going to rain soon." Amidamaru looked up toward the heavens and noticed for the first time that gray clouds had been gathering. "We'll just head back and wait." Amidamaru nodded and followed his mistress. What is happening to Yoh-dono he wondered as they walked off?
Hao stood on the top of the walkway as he made his way down to the pole. He grabbed onto it and begun to swing around with one arm on the pole. He used his other arm to pull off the tiger patterned thong that was the only thing that he had been wearing, the customers begun to cheer and throw money onto the stage as he shook his booty for them. The secret life of a stripper wasn't easy when your old woman was at home just waiting for you to return so that she could brand your ass. He wasn't able to hide it, the tiny tattoo on his ass that read, "Anna's."
Out take #05
"You know nothing, Yoh." Hao motioned to the darkness around him and the scene changed. "This is what you know." Yoh was running away as Anna chased him with a medieval battle-axe, the thing was designed to fully decapitate whatever it connected with. Yoh was franticly climbing up to the top of a pole and staying there as various remains of animal's leftovers scorned the base of the pole. The smell no doubt keeping the young Shaman as far away from the ground as possible as the devilish gleam in her eyes continue to smile up at him.
Hao motioned again. "This is what I know." Various half naked and fully nude women ran around the room, Hao from his former lives happily chasing after them, only to pounce all over there.
Yoh couldn't hold it in anymore as he broke down and cried his little heart out.