Thanks for the reviews, guys! I will now start the ultamite pranking of doom! If you guys want you can tell me what prank Zim can pull on Dib.
Zim: yes...TELL ME!
Me: hush..
Disclaimer: I dun own Invader Zim (I wish I did) so dont sue me!
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The scene appears with Dib in his corner in a fetal position, he had just been annoyed and scared of Zim yet again. He took a deep breathe and looked at the camera. "Oh..its you again." he said clearing his throat. "Well, yes...I have been annoyed and scared of Zim yet again! He wont stop..its been like the 143th time!" he covered his eyes. "If he does something again Im going to...augh...here, just read my story.."
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Flash Back
Zim has been given a note from the camp counselor, he was to report to his dorm to put his stuff away. He stuffed GIR in his camp bag and headed out.
The camping grounds seemed like a forest, there were trees everywhere, not to mention squirrels and racoons just hanging around all the wooden dorms. He spotted a sign that said 'Room 666' he looked back at his note, seeing that it reads the same number. He grinned evily to himself and headed to the door, awaiting what doomed human roomate he would end up with.
But alas, it was the roomate he feared and hated the most, DIB!
"DIB-HUMAN!" yelled Zim dropping his bag that GIR was in. "What are you doing here? STALKING ME?"
Dib stared at Zim from his dark corner. "Great...I have YOU for a roomate?" mumbled Dib pulling on his own hair.
Zim stared at him. "Dont act as if I want to be your roomate!" he said approaching him. "Look, lets just stay away from eachother. You sleep on your bed, and Ill sleep in mine!" he commanded.
"OF COURSE Ill sleep in my own bed! I wouldnt share a bed with you if you were the last ALIEN SCUM on earth!" yelled Dib back.
"...I know you wouldnt." said Zim quietly. "Now...LET ME UNLEASH MY BELONGINGS OF DOOM! and stay away from me.." he said grabbing his stuff and heading to his side.
"Fine.." mumbled Dib getting on his bed, and turning on the tv.
Zim put his lazer gun and other irkens weapons under his bed, then turned around and saw the tv spotting Dib watching mysterious mysteries of strange mystery "ey..what are you watching?"
"I thought you said to stay away from you...so dont ask." said Dib as he looked at him for one second then looked back at the tv and continued watching.
Zim dropped his bags and walked other to Dibs side, playing close attention to the television, he saw a commerical pop out. "Ways to annoy and Scare your roomate."
Zim raised an eyebrow on this, looking at Dib. "Roomate...roomate. He is my roomate isnt he?" he said to himself in a whisper tone. "I must buy this stink-book...but where." he said walking back to his side and pulling GIR out of his bag. "GIR! I need you to go to the cousiler and ask for a "Ways to annoy and scare your roomate" book from her. NOW!"
GIR stuck his tongue out and nodded, he jumped inside his dog suit and ran out, hopefully he will bring back what Zim has ordered..
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2 hours later.
Dib and Zim had been in arts and crafts, supposing to make a statue out of sticks. Dib had made bigfoot, and Zim had made earth with an arrow thru it. mwhaha..
The two had gone back into their dorms. Dib went straight to bed.
Zim spotted GIR on his bed with the book on his head, he smiled and grabbed it. "Thank you, oh slow one! I shall now read how to annoy...PREPARE YOUR DOOM, DIB!"
"shutup, Im trying to sleep!" groaned Dib in his bed.
Zim narrowed his eyes and started reading.
Chapter 1:
Punch a hole in the TV. Sit and watch it anyway, complaining about the poor picture quality.
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Zim moved the TV to his side, punching a hole through it, he sat down on his bed and stared blankly at it. "What poor picture quality..." he said to himself. "Humans dont know how to make technology!"
Dib had woken up, he rubbed his head and spotted the tv broken. "ZIM! Why the heck did you break the tv for!"
"It is not broken! It is merely cheap and lacks picture quality!" Zim yelled.
Dib started getting confused, mostly scared. "Zim are you okay?"
Zim looked around, grabbing something and throwing it at the window.
Dib jumped at the shattered window. "Now why did you do THAT?"
"I was hot" informed Zim crossing his arms.
Dib slapped his forhead. "What the hell is wrong with you!"
A nice breeze entered the room, Zim got up and opened the window normally.
"...you know you couldof just-"
"DO NOT QUESTION THE POWER OF THE WINDOW!" yelled Zim pointing at him.
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(N/A) yay, there you have it, the first few pranks of ZIM! Stay tuned for more torture for Dib as things get even worse! mwhaha if you have any suggestions please tell me 3