Koopa Klan vs.
X-naut chapter 3
Bowser: Yes umm well you see, we need your help in….
Yoshi: Yes you require our service?
Bowser: No, I need your help.
Yoshi: Yes that is what I mentioned.
Bowser: Never mind, we need your help in the war on the X-nauts.
Yoshi: Hmm, so you need us to battle in your little primitive scuffle?
Bowser: Say what now?
Yoshi: Wow, you tortoises sure do not have the same basic brain activity.
Bowser: Are you calling me stupid?!
Yoshi: Well I'd say unadvanced, but yes.
Bowser: Why you, ugh fine tell me how you think you are smarter than me!
Yoshi: Well we did invent the highest technique possible to solve the Toadankahmen Theorem.
Bowser: Um, oh yeah, well we Koopas are the powerfulest army power in the world.
Yoshi: You mean most powerful?
Bowser: Umm O.K. well try me.
Yoshi: What does H E L P spell?
Bowser: Oh that's easy, um H is ch chelp?
Yoshi: you really do need help, sure we'll join you, on one condition.
Bowser: Ok what do you need?
Yoshi: One thing, we need two books from your library.
Bowser: Well fine here's "The History of the Koopa Klan" First edition, and "100 Ways to Torture a Kingdom." Ha.
Yoshi: Umm well, I suppose that will have to do. We will have 5,000 troops join you in your conquest, agreed?
Bowser: Hey, why not, I'll see you there.
Crump: Is my machine ready?
X-naut: Yes Crump you can get into it now.
Crump: Perfect, now let's begin the attack.
X-naut: But, I thought, um, but weren't we waiting for them to attack?
Crump: We were but now we are not. Buh buh huh huh huh huh!
X-naut: Creepy, but now what is our plan?
Crump: Well they are coming from Yoshi's Island, but we still out number them, so we will attack at sea!
X-naut: But isn't it over the Mushroom Ocean, so wouldn't we attack at ocean?
Crump: Hrumph, you are hopeless!
X-naut: Shall I prepare our ships?
Crump: Yes have them ready immediately!
Yoshi: We'll take a separate boat it shall be ready in a few minutes.
Bowser: Ok, so Koopas ready the course!
Koopa: Umm Lord, there is something in the distance.
Bowser: Whazzat? There can't be. Who are they?
Koopa: Huh, oh no, its its…
Crump: It is I Lord Crump and the X-nauts!
Bowser: Woah, I don't believe it, he thinks he can have the title Lord?!
Kammy: Insolent fool! He shall perish for the calling of Hag Thing!! Gaaaa!
Bowser; woah, lay off the caffeine or something.
Crump: Feel the Crump-a-Bomb!
Battle Stats!
X-naut Team
Crump
30,000 X-nauts
10,000 Yux and mini-yux
Bowser Team
Bowser
Kammy
General Guy
General Yoshi
10,000 Koopas
5,000 Shy Guys
5,000 Yoshis