(A/N): sorry for the long update, guys...actually REALLY long update. Sorry sorry wahahaha. (Im going to use the pranks you guys suggested, thanks!)

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Dib was in the corner sipping a juicebox, when all of the sudden the camera hits him in the back of the head, making him knock his juice down. "HEY WHATS THE BIG ID-...oh, its you again." he said groaning. "Well, yeah. Isnt it bad enough I have to live with this criminaly-insane alien? I mean...LOOK AT MY BOXERS! THEYRE TOO BIG!" he screamed. The camera zoomed up to Dibs behind as the reflection of the cameras mirror cracked. He just sighed. "Well I guess I can tell you how this happened..you see it all started when..."

-flash back-

"...dibworm" said Zim from his bed looking at the cieling.

"what?" moaned Dib tiredly in the middle of the night looking at him.

"...how do they make green jello?" Zim questioned looking at him.

"...what? Why would you want to know THAT?" said Dib fixing his glasses.

"Well you ARE smart arent you! You should know this stuff!"

"Why would I want to tell you how they make jello GREEN? YOURE green! What the hell man...ever heard of 'sleeping?'" yelled Dib throwing his pillow at him.

Zim just stood silent, then violently growled.

"...uh oh." said Dib underbreathe then quickly getting up and making a run for it at the dorm door.

Zim quickly reached under his pillow and pulled out the book. "What prank shall I do..oh great book of doom!"

"Chapter 6:

Grabb your roomates boxers and tie it up a flagpole."

Zim stared blankly at Dib struggling to open the door. The alien quickly got up and pinned Dib down against the floor.

Dib looked up at him in shock. "W-what are you doing?" he questioned trying to pull away.

"Quiet stink-monkey!" insulted Zim reaching into Dibs pants.

Dibs eyes widened and screamed. "ZIM WHAT THE HELL, MAN!"

Zim pulled out his boxers then quickly got up, opening the dorm door and dragging Dib with his underwear in an orderly fashion, whistling.

Dib stared down at the ground with narrowed eyes, spitting out the dirt that went into his mouth.

Zim kept on whistling and pulled Dib up to his face level, and chuckled evily.

Dib growled. "Cmon Zim Ive heard of a prank of putting someones boxers up a flagpole but NOT IF ITS ON THE PERSON!"

"SILENCE! I can do whatever I please..." Zim said putting a hook on Dibs boxers. "REVENGE!"

"Revenge for what? For throwing a nice and comfy pillow at you?" said Dib raising an eyebrow.

"...HIYEEAA!" yelled Zim pulling up the rope making Dib go up the pole.

"HEY...WAIT! DONT LEAVE ME HERE!" yelled Dib trying to make Zim come back.

"Its too late, DIBBYKINS! You are a flag boy now...HA! GET IT?...of course you dont." mummered Zim walking away whistling again.

"...Dibbykins?" questioned Dib to himself while hanging in the air from the pole.

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Later on at night.

Dib sighed and went back to the dorm, opening the door and going back to his bed. "...well, I managed to come back down, WITHOUT YOUR HELP!" yelled Dib pointing at Zim, who was 'pretending to sleep'.

Zim opened an eye and smiled.

Dib narrowed his eyes at him. "Yeah, I know..you are enjoying this arent you?"

"beep" said Zim nodding.

"...wha?"

" bee beep." said Zim putting the covers over his head and trying to go back to sleep.

"...kay then."

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Next day

"Okay campers its time for lunch!" said the counsiler over the microphone. "Get your lunchboxes and head out!"

Dib quickly packed his sandwhiches and closed the blue lunch box up, getting up and heading for the door. "...are you coming?" he asked Zim in a sore mood.

"bee- beep!" said Zim grabbing an overly-sized lunchbag with GIR in it.

Dib just nodded a no and sighed then headed out to the lunch tables.

Zim quickly ran after him and dragged his lunchbag on the ground.

Dib spotted the tables and quickly took a seat underneath a tree, opening his lunchbox and started snacking.

Zim looked around and noticed all the kids giving him the stink eye, Zim sweated a little trying to find a place to sit, he spots Dib all alone eating a sandwhich and gives off a little evil smile, sitting next to him.

Dib looked up at sighed. "Why sit next to me? Are you like inlove with me or something?"

Zim just stared with a raised eyebrow. "beep beep bee- beep beep beep"

"WILL YOU SHUTUP?" groaned Dib slapping his forhead.

"Hello, Zim! Having fun?" questioned the cousiler right behind them. "And Dib, be nice to your friend!"

"Oh yes, Mrs. cousiler lady thing, Im having a GREAT time with my friend here, Dib!" he said patting his shoulder. Dib stared in disbelief.

"Ohh! Well thats great then!" said the cousiler putting her hands together and smiling, then heading out disturbed.

Dib stared at Zim. "Did you just spoke english now?"

"beep?" said Zim titling his head to the side.

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Back at the dorm, afternoon.

Dib gave a loud yawn and plopped himself to his bed, closing his eyes and resting his head against his pillow, trying to find his bed covers. "What the-!"

Zim swiped it away and tied the covers around his neck. "PRAISE ME, MORTAL! FOR I AM THE POWERFUL ONE!"

Dib stared at looked at his covers. "But it says 'Magnificant One' "

"DO NOT QUESTION THE AUTHORITIES OF THE ALMIGHTY CAPE!" yelled Zim pointing at him.

Dib just shook his head. "You need help..."

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At night

Dib sat next to the tv, yawning boredly and reaching into his camp bag, revieling a book about vampires.

Zim looked at him from his side of the room in suspicion.

Dib raised an eyebrow and looked slowly at Zim, staring back at him. "...what?"

Zim narrowed his right eye at him and looked away.

Dib just shrugged his shoulders and opening the book and started reading.

Zim sighed and looked around the room boredly, spotting Dib getting so interested into that book. Zim put a finger on his chin in thought and got a lightbulb idea.

The green-skinned boy quietly went under his own bed and appeared on Dibs side. He tiptoed closely behind him and began reading the book behind his shoulder. "Vampires are blood-sucking and deadly..."

Dibs ears twitched and turned around and stared at him. "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!"

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Late at night.

"...Ill give you a deal, Dib. I will give you the covers back if you do me a tiny favor..." said Zim grabbing Dibs covers from the corner.

Dib stared at him and quietly asked. "What?"

"Give me a bucket of water." said Zim with a serious face.

Dib just stood there silent, then scratched the back of his head. "...Why?"

"JUST DO IT, DIBBYKINS!"

"WILL YOU QUIT CALLING ME THAT!"

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"Fine, just here." mummbled Zim handing Dib his covers.

"Why thank you, Zim. You should ACT like this more OFTEN. Then act like the alien scum that you are..." he said putting the covers on his bed.

"...What did you just say?" said Zim in a low deadly tone of voice.

"...uh..! Oh crap..." said Dib rushing to the dorm door again.

Zim just stared and scratched the side of his head. "I wasnt going to do anything this time..."

Dib turned around silently. "oh.."

"...JUST TALK LIKE DEEZ" yelled Zim in a high-pitched voice.

"...What?"

"LOOK EET ME IM DEEB AND I LIKE VAMPIRES AND ALIENSSSS" yelled Zim prancing around like a five year old girl.

"What the HELL?" cursed Dib giving off a big sweatdrop.

"I LIKE TO LOOK EET PICTUREAZZZ OF MUHSELF AND REACH INTO MY PANTS A-"

"THATS ENOUGH!" yelled Dib blushing slightly.

"I LAEK TO YELL AT ZEEM ALL THE TIME CUZ I TINK HES HOOOOT!" yelled Zim chocking at his last few words.

"...now you have just gone too far." informed Dib going to the bathroom.

"...uhh dont use the toilet theres-"

"AUGHHH!"

"...clear plastic paper on the toilet seat" laughed Zim nervously.

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(A/N:) MORE TO COME! (cause I said so) mwhahaha! :D Poor Dibbeh.