(A/N) HEY GUYS! I'm finally updating! ((gets bricked by all the readers that were waiting for so long)) wahhaha! I need to stop being lazy! ): Im sorryyy! I need to stop not wanting to write! I hate it! WHY DO I KEEP DOING IT! XD AGHUAGH!

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Dib was shown in the dark corner with a dunce hat on with his arms crossed looking mad. "Now Zim has gone TOO far..." he said angrily staring at the camera. "And if you keep on pointing that camera at me I'm going to FLASH AT IT!" he said knocking it over trying to get it away, only having a view of his feet. The camera is brought back to the view of his face with Dib looking at it with the corner of his eyes.

"Now please tell us..what else happened in your adventure with this 'alien' friend you have?" The announcer said. Dib sighed quietly and leaned his head back. "Well...let's just say I'm in the corner because..."

-flash back-

it was early in the afternoon, with a closeup of the dorm you can spot Zim under the bed reading the insane book, coughing from the evil dust bunnies.

Dib was found laying on his bed looking up at the cieling. "...I haven't been able to find out why Zim has been acting weird lately..." he said to himself looking at weirdo under the bed. "Why must be torture me so...I just want him captured by the FBI to dissect his guts.."

"Dib stop talking to yourself, it's annoying" coughed Zim under the bed reading.

Dib just sighed looking away, hugging his stuffed baby vampire. "Oh Mr. Vamp-Vamp...you still love me, don't you?" he said pulling on his string.

"Mr. Vamp-Vamp thinks you have a big head!" said the doll happily.

"MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!" he yelled throwing the doll and crossing his arms.

Zim heard the doll crash against the window making it shatter...more, gasping. "THE ALMIGHTY WINDOW!" Zim yelled crawling out of the bed. "HOW DARE YOU CRASH THAT VILE THING INTO THE HOLINESS OF TH-!"

"IT'S JUST A FREAKING WINDOW!" Dib yelled pointing at him.

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"Is everything okay in here?" the cousilor questioned looking at them disturbed-like. "I heard screaming in here..."

Zim and Dib quickly stopped yelling and stared at the her. "Yeah...nothing wro-" said Dib getting cut off by Zim's whining.

"TEACHERRR PERSON THING! HE'S BULLIING ME!" Zim whined all sniffle like.

"WHAT?" Dib yelled in disbelief, running towards him. "STOP LIEING YOU LITTLE-"

Zim screamed and hid behind the cousilor. "SEE?"

The cousilor's eyes narrowed and pointed at Dib. "Stop bullying him, or I'm putting you in the asylum for little boys!" she ordered.

Zim looked up at the cousilor sniffling then looked at Dib smiling evily.

Dib closed his eyes and just sighed quietly. "Yes ma'am..." he obeyed hearing the cousilor walk out, then looking at Zim angrily. "WHAT WAS THAT?" he yelled at him.

Zim squeeked and hid under his bed. "Don't hurt meee...or I'll blast you with my ray gun!" he yelled hiding.

Dib rolled his eyes and looked under the bed. "I"m not trying to hurt you, but I kinda want to know since you're being weirder than usual!"

"Hey, you can't look under the sacred bed unless you say the secret word!" Zim yelled grabbing the bed covers and covering under the bed, then sneezing from the attack of the dust bunnie.

Dib sighed and layed on the ground on his stomach looking under the bed. "Is it 'Doom'?"

Zim stayed quiet for a second then openened the covers. "yes..."

Dib slowly entered the under bed of doom and looked at Zim in the darkness. "So are you going to tell me why you are acting this way..?" he questioned.

"...You can't come in here unless you say the secret word!" Zim yelled pushing him out.

"But I just did! It's Doom!"

"wrong, Dib-worm!" Zim said sticking his out tongue at him.

"...is it Taco?" Dib questioned calmly.

"...STOP GETTING IT RIGHT!" Zim yelled, "You pshyco!"

"...you mean phycic?" Dib questioned annoyed.

Zim showed his lower teeth angrily and closed the covers and stayed under there reading the book again.

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"...and I think you are best.." Zim thought to himself while writing a letter to himself, swinging his legs while writing.

Dib came out of the shower with a towel around him and on his hair. "...where are my boxers?"

"I threw them out" Zim plainly said writing more, swinging his legs around.

"you WHAT?" Dib yelled running him, about to choke him like Homer does to Bart in the Simpsons.

"Yeah cause they were s-ahhh!" Zim yelled being chocked, with everything falling and there's alot of loud sounds.

Suddenly the cousilor runs in opening the door. "Whats going on here!" she yelled scaredly.

Zim and Dib just stayed silent, while Zim was in the air being chocked, he just stared at the cousilor and pointed at Dib.

The cousilor raised her eyebrow and grabbed Dib by the scythe hair, "You're going to timey-out little boy!"

Dib held on to his towel and narrowed his eyes at Zim looking pissed.

Zim smiled and waved at Dib "SAY HELLO TO THE CUSHION-Y WALLS, DIB!"

"cushion-y...walls?" Dib asked himself with his eyes wide, getting thrown in the crazy bucket.

Zim just got up and brushed himself normaly and grabbed the letter and put it in an envelope, closing it and writing that Jhonny Depp wrote it. "ohh Johnny..I never knew you were such a fan!" he said to himself proudly reading the letter.

The cousilor stared at Zim and quietly walked away with Dib. "Weirdo..."

((END OF CHAPTER 4! XO :is bricked:)