Oh my gosh! I haven't updated this in THOUSANDS OF YEARS!!

The story has now been resurrected for your amusement.

Startingggg...NOW!

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Okay...wait...everything is black, why is everything black? AHH WAIT, NOW EVERYTHING IS WHITE! EVERYTHING IS-

"Shut the hell up! I'm trying to rescue you here!" said a very annoyed Zim.

Dib slowly opened his eyes and saw himself being dragged with his towel STILL on back the dorm rooms.

"What just happened...?" he asked rubbing his eyes, getting hit with a rock while he was still being dragged. "OW!!"

Zim opened the door and threw Dib inside. The towel flew from Dib and landed on Zim's head. The alien just blinked cluelessly and heard Dib screaming, "AHHH I'M NAKET!" he yelled running around in circles.

"What the heck are you yelling abou-" said Zim annoyed while dropping the towel. He just stared at Dib wide eyed.

Dib stared back.

"What the...YOU'RE HAIR ISN'T A WEIRD SCYTH-IE SHAPE ANYMORE!" Zim yelled pointing at him freaking out.

"...What?" asked Dib confused, then feeling his hair. "...that's because it's wet moron." he said narrowing his eyes. "GIMMIE THE TOWEL!" He yelled tackling Zim.

Zim started screaming while rolling around on the floor with Dib nekkid on him (A/N: ...Don't think that way, pervs! O.o) He squeeked and grabbed Dib's towel and threw it on him.

Dib smiled pleased and grabbed the towel, giving a simple 'thank you' and head back in the bathroom.

Zim narrowed his eyes and yelled through the bathroom door, "YOU SHOULD THANK ME, DIB! THEY WERE GONNA BUT SHOTS ON YOUR A-"

"DON'T SAY IT!" said Dib on the other side of the door.

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Ways to annoy your roomate Invader Zim style, Chapter 5

"I hate my life..." squeeked Dib while in a corner still in fetal position. "And I'll tell you why..."

Scene fades, and there appears the dorm. It was night time and Zim was reading.

Ways to annoy your roomate number 25:

Send secret admirer notes on your roommate's Email.

Zim closed the book silently from under his bed and snickered underbreathe. He peeked from under there and saw Dib sound asleep on his bed.

"WHATCHA DOIN'?" screamed GIR after watching T.V.

Zim jumped and put his finger on GIR's mouth, silently yelling 'shhhh!'

GIR just stared and smiled stupidly, "OKIE DOKIE!" he yelled jumping on Zim's bed.

Zim paniked again and looked at Dib who just turned to the other side of the bed grabbing onto the covers.

Zim sighed in relief and smiled showing his teeth. He quickly made his posture straight up with his arms curved down. Kind of like Spongebob's "I'm ready!" position.

He skipped to the computer singing, 'doo dee dooo' and sat on the computer. He turned it on and began typing on the microsoft windows word pad.

"Dear: Dib..."

"...hmmm, who should be the female?" Zim questioned to himself rubbing his chin in thought. "Ah yes!..." he said as he began typing.

"Dib...

I know it's been awhile but I have been missing you.

I'm sorry I haven't been seen in skool much anymore.

But I promise I'll be there next year when skool starts.

I just wanted to give you a note because I can't stop thinking about you.

I think I'm having feelings for you, Dib. I have found out where you are and I'm going to meet you by the flagpole at the camp entrance at 5:00pm today.

I really want to talk about this.

See you then.

love,

Tak."

Zim stopped typing and smiled to himself. He clicked up the file and saved. He sented it to Dib's email then layed back on the chair and cracked his knukkles. "Tomorrow...the fun begins" he said chuckling. Getting up from the chair and turning off the computer.

He walked up to Dib and took out a big clown figure from the closet (Don't ask me where he found that.) and put it next to Dib's bed where it looks like it was staring at him evily.

Zim snickered childishly and layed in his bed. Getting a good night's sleep.

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It was morning and it was time pull the pranks form the engenious mind of ZIM!

Zim was already up. He was outside under a tree reading the 'ways to annoy your roomate' some more. He turned the page silently while GIR was on his head reading over his shoulder too. (Big mistake for GIR to read it!)

Moments later...

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ayeeeeAHHHHHH wahhhh ahahah"

Zim looked up from his book with GIR falling off. He ran to the dorm's door and slammed it open. "Yes, Dib-worm?"

Dib was on the ground in his PJ's with the covers all wrapped around him, he couldn't tangle free. He was pointing at the clown with a shocked expression screaming.

Zim just stared at Dib for a moment, then grabbed his stomach and started laughing uncontrollably.

GIR ran in with his squeeking Dog costume and stared at Zim, laughing uncontrably too. "ahahahaaa I don't get it" GIR said cracking up.

"I'M GOING TO GET YOU FOR THIS, ZIM!" yelled Dib where the whole camp could hear. He ran towards Zim and tackled him to the floor, slappin' him around like a little wussy kid.

Zim panicked and started slapping Dib around like a little wussy kid too. "I'm whooping you're ass, Dib!" he said sticking out his tongue at him.

GIR kartwheeled to the computer in the backround. He turned on the computer somehow and stared into the screen, "ooooooooooo"

"You got mail." said a familiar AOL voice.

Haha Dib has AOL.

Dib's ears perked up and got off Zim pushing him away and sitting on the chair. "ooo, e-mail...neat! I never got e-mail before!" he said excitedly. He opened his mailbox and read the title "I need to tell you something." Dib raised an eyebrow and opened the e-mail. He then read it.

Moments later the intercom started speaking.

"Section A-41 is going to a field trip at 12:00pm tomorrow. Remember to bring your lunch boxes!"

Zim stared into the air confused. "Field...trip?" he cocked his head.

"COOOOL!" GIR squeeled with his hands up in the air. "Tripping is fun!" he said running around Zim.

Dib shut off the computer quietly. He looked at the two and blinked. "No, you space morons...it's a...place where you go to to do um...stuff" he said trying to describe it with his hands. "...yeah, nevermind." he said narrowing his eyes to himself. "I really don't want to go, but whatever.."

"Who gave you the mail, Dib?" Zim asked trying to change the subject already.

Dib started to blush and he looked away trying to put on a serious face, "just Tak.."

Zim's eyes widened all cartoonish, 'ooo' he said quietly with an oo face. "What does SHE want, eh?" he said nudging Dib with a wink.

"She wants to meet me.." he said looking back at Zim smiling a bit. "Maybe for a...date."

Zim tried to fake a shock expression and raised his hands up. "Well it looks like we're going to have to spruce you up a bit, then!" (Wow that made him seem a bit gay XD)

"Okayyy..but- WHY IS THAT CLOWN STILL THERE?" Dib yelled pointing at it. "I-I'm terrified of clowns..." he said underbreathe whimpering.

"...yeah I kinda figured that." said Zim with his eyelids half closed, pushing it out the shattered window. "NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE DATE, THING!" he yelled pointing up at the cieling.

"Why do you want to help me out all of the sudden?! I THOUGHT YOU HATED ME!" Dib yelled pointing at him accusingly.

Zim just shrugged and opened Dib's closet. "Let's see...let's see...trenchcoats, weird face shirts...black pantsss..ALL THESE CLOTHES ARE EXACTLY THE SAME!"

"Well..I like that style." Dib said scratching the back of his head.

Zim threw all of his clothes on the floor, reveiling a tuxedo from there. "What you need is..SOMETHIN' FORMAL!" he said while presenting the black silky tux. It glimered and sparkled all wow'ishly and GIR's eyes shined oooing. "NOW PUT IT ON BEFORE I CALL THE MASSIVE ON YOU!" Zim yelled throwing it at him.

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Moments later

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Dib opened the closet door slowly. He was reveiled with the tux. He smiled nervously and stood up straight, "does this look good on me?"

"No it looks horrible." said Zim right away, "BUT THAT'S OKAY! CAUSE WE GOT MUCH TO DO!" he said pushing Dib to the bathroom.

"Okay but...what the hell?" said Dib looking around. "Why are there Chia pets alover the bathroom counter?

"I LIKE TO COLLECT THEM, OKAY!" Zim yelled while taking out some gel and cologne from the bathroom cabinet.

Dib looked at himself and tied his black bow from his neck. He picked his teeth with his pinky then smiled seductively to the mirror.

Zim just stared at Dib like 'what the hell?' then gave him the gell. "Get that crazy hair into some control!" he said running to the cabinet and getting stuff from shaving cream and razors to a fake little rose to put on the tux.

Dib, wondering where all of that stuff came from, shrugged and put a handful of gel on his hand and swiped it across his hair.

"Oh by the way, I'm inviting the counsilor over as a sleepover tomorrow. Hope you don't mind, Dib!" Zim said in the corner.

Dib just stared at him with the corner of his eyes, he groaned because he knew Zim was stupid enough to do it.

Zim walked around Dib and started to fix his tux. "You got it all wrong you moron...no no give me the dumb cologne!" Zim said and started spraying cologne alover Dib making a big cloud of sweet-smelling...ness forcing Dib to cough.

When the cloud all cleared up Dib was prepared. He looked smooth, suave...oh, what am I saying, he looks like himself in a damn tux!

"Okay.." Dib said taking a deep breathe. "Here it goes" he said staring at the dorm door to get out.

Zim just stared with a raised eyebrow, "well...? ARE YOU GOING OR NOT?"

"Stop rushing it, Zim!" he said looking back at him. "I'll be back before 10...don't screw up anything in the dorm or I'll make tests on your alien GUTS!...whichIstillamgoingtodo." he said saying the last few words quickly.

"WHAT WAS THAT, DIB?" Zim said crossing his arms.

"Nothing! Sheeshh...you sound like a freaking mother." Dib said slamming the door.

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To be continued! Like...right now.