This is why we have Rules

by gothfeary

Wonder what happened to warrent a rule up on the list of things not to do at the SGC? This is why. A series of drabbles, one shots and ficlets. Rating will vary from chapter to chapter.

4. Rule 77

Author: gothfeary (a.k.a. Kat)

Title: Rule # 22

Series: This is why we have Rules

Rating: K. Possibly K+ for implied explosions.

Summery: Rule 77) Stop trying to build lightsabers. a) Especially you Zelenkia. 100 words.

Spoilers: None

Disclaimer: I don't own Stargate, but I do own the stupid situations I put these poor characters into! Oh, and SG-3. I own them, but I'll share with you guys!

A/N: Look! It's a drabble!

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"Tell me again what this is?" Dr. Weir bent down to examine the silver canister on her desk.

"It's a high powered laser beam," began Dr. Radek Zelenkia, "it is generated by the same power source as a Jaffa staff weapon, using something similar to a Goa'uld personal shield to contain and focus the laser into a beam, roughly three feet long and two inches in diameter."

"And you built this why?"

"Who wouldn't want a Lightsaber?"

"And this is the reason for the lab explosion?"

"Yes."

"Zelenkia, you need help."

How was she going to explain this to Earth?

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