AN: Yay! Update hahaha! Please don't shoot me for not updating any of my fics for so long. As I said in my profile, school work is not any lighter than it was before in fact, I swear it has gotten worse...Anyway, to those who reads my other fic- 'Of Engagement and High school' I have started on the next chapter and I think I know what I'm going to put in it. So just bear with me, cheers! Anyway enjoy!
Disclaimer: I own nothing...I also don't own the bit about Vincent telling Cloud to give a message in the Reminiscene of Final Fantasy VII.
Title: Where It All Started
Categrory: Ridiculous
Pairing: Clouffie?
Words: 492
Yuffie Kisaragi was NOT angry.
Although she does get angry very often.
She wasn't angry at all.
Nope.
Not this time.
Absolutely not.
Not even a tiny little bit.
But she was definitely furious.
F-U-R-I-O-U-S.
Absolutely furious.
Any guesses to why?
No?
Wait-
Barret calling her a brat?
Nope.
Cid telling her it's a men's talk?
Not that either.
Cloud being a pain in the ass?
Hm. Not quite.
Anymore guesses?
No?
This all started when Cloud phoned Yuffie.
Everything starts with Cloud.
Anyway, it was nice normal day.
RingRing
-Click-
"Hello, the Great Ninja Yuffie's speaking. What do you want?"
"It's Cloud. Vincent wants me to give you a message."
"Oh my god! Cloud you phoned me!"
"Yuffi-"
"Big fat chocobos must be flying in the sky!" Yuffie screeched as she dashed to a window and looked out.
"Yuff-"
"Damn I must have missed it. Oh no then the world must be ending too!" Yuffie stood still, trying to feel any incoming danger.
"Yuf-"
"Hmmm. It's not...who the hell are you and what have you done with Cloud Strife?" Yuffie demanded.
"Yuffie! I am Cloud!"
"Oh. Hi Cloud. What's up?" Yuffie asked cheerfully.
"Vincent wanted me to give you as message." Cloud sighed, finally able to relay the message.
'Why am I even doing this?' the spiky blonde questioned his sanity on the other end of the line.
"Oooh a message from Vinnie? Gimme!"
"He said the phone is his. You have no right to call it.'"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Yuffie?"
-Crack-
Beeeeeeeeeeep
Cloud blinked and looked at the phone as he realized Yuffie had just hung up on him- no, it sounded more like she had thrown the phone from the top of Da Chao to the ground.
And thus, we have a furious Yuffie.
"Arrgh! How dare he!" Yuffie stomped down the Pagoda.
"The nerve of the man!"
As she reached ground level and exited the Pagoda she stared at her ex-mobile phone.
Poor phone.
Out from the top floor and crashed on to the ground.
Cloud was half right.
"My poor phone...I, The Great Ninja Yuffie Kisaragi will avenge thee!"
And so Yuffie began her journey for revenge.
A few days later, Yuffie avenged her poor little phone.
The phone of a certain individual suffered a similar fate.
But instead of falling onto the ground-
It was smashed to a rough concrete wall.
"Yuffie!"
"Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk! I have finally avenged my poor little phone!" Yuffie grinned in satisfation.
"What?"
"I threw the phone out on to the ground from the top of Pagoda."
"I dont' see how it's my fault."
"That's where you're wrong. It was because of you that I threw it." Yuffie shaked her head.
"All I did was relay a message. Shouldn't it be Vincent that you're angry at?" Cloud argued.
"Really Cloud, did you not read this properly? Which part of 'This all started when Cloud phoned Yuffie.' did you not understand?"
Yufvin-valentine
AN: Hope you liked it...though I prefer the previous drabble than this one.
