AN: Hahaha...I finally updated...though it's not 'Of Engagement and High school' which I said I would be updating...I really suck at sticking to a plan...If anyone wanna know what's happening to that fic then go my profile. Anyway, enjoy this oneshot which came randomly into my typing fingers.
Disclaimer: I own nothing...
Title: Payback
Categrory: Ridiculous
Pairing: Clouffie
Words: 375
Seriously.
Some people just never learn.
Fine- maybe they do!
Else The Great Ninja Yuffie would not be in this predicament...
She knew all the tricks she played would come and bite her in the ass.
But really!
Atleast she's not furious this time.
Just annoyed.
And maaaaaaybe a little bit angry...
Okay, maybe a little bit more than a little bit angry.
Levianthan!
Who was she trying to kid?
She was so annoyed and angry that she could pull all her hair out.
But that would be silly-
She liked her hair.
And if she did that, she would look like Rude.
Nope.
Definitely don't want that to happen.
Don't get the wrong idea, Rude is one cool dude but-
being bald won't suit her.
If she suddenly went bald, Reno would definitely laugh his ass off, split his side, forget to breath and fall on his ass- though that technically would not be possible since he already laughed it off...
Er...well you get the idea-
He would probably die.
We don't want that to happen, now do we?
No.
So no sireeeeee!
Especially when her short black hair is all part of her charm.
Cloud said so.
He said he liked her hair short-
It made her look cute.
Or atleast that was what she thought he said.
If she didn't, she won't even be here right now-
Sitting in this stupid chair in front of a stupid mirror with a complete stranger fussing around her.
Yuffie scowled as she glanced at the spiky headed jerk who led her to this-this hell!
Her blood boiled and bubbled over the top as soon as she saw that smug smirk.
'Damn you Cloud! Damn you to hell!' Yuffie screamed silently.
A payback is in orde-
"Ouch! What was that for!"
"Terribly sorry but I needed you to stopped scowling dear so that I know whether or not it suits you since you are so reluctant to choose." the woman sniffed.
She could literally feel his smirk widen.
Yup.
A payback is definitely in order.
That will teach him.
No one mess with The Great Ninja Yuffie and get away with it!
A 'decent hair salon' my ass-
It's a bloody beauty salon!
Yufvin-valentine
AN: I don't know if I liked this one or not but here you go. Just so you know, I'm ending it here. Consider it as a three little oneshots of clouffie, ending with Cloud's little pay back. I'll probably write some more clouffie in the future, so this is not the end of writing clouffie for me! Thanks for reading and reviewing!