Disclaimer:I don't own Naruto.

Just a random thing that popped out of nowhere.Hope it's not too lame 'cuz it's the first thing I ever submitted.

Tsunade was yet again wasted before noon.Sakura patiently waited for a word to be uttered from the uber-drunk sennin who seemed peculiarily edgy today.Green eyes scanned the room counting empty bottles of sake wondering if the slug summoner even had a liver.Probably not.

"Umm...Tsunade-shishou"
"Damn you Antonio!Give me my dolphin back.Ah,Flipper how I love thee!!!",Tsunade rolled over her table screming something about her chair groping her behind,while Sakura clinged on the edge of yet another Tsunade provoked nervous breakdowns.
"The marines are on their way!!!SAAAKURA!!!Grab your rifle and cover me.
"THAT'S IT!!!",Sakura screamed out fuming,and turned towards the exit.This was getting old fast,thought the kunoichi,right before she stumbled over a couple of dozens of sake bottles and fell down face first.
"Damn you and you damned addiction to the deepest pits of damnation!!!",Sakura shouted at a high-pitched squeal.A couple of wolves from the forest started howling.Some windows cracked.Tsunade's mirror shattered into pieces.Yep,cherry blossom was pissed.Royally.
Uchiha Sasuke felt a strange electro-magnetic wave coming from the direction of the Hokage's tower.He furrowed his brow in pitty,knowing that poor sake-sennin had reached her limit with the fearsome kunoichi,his former teammate.He shuddered,remembering what she did to Lee last time he tried to steal a kiss from her.

TWO DAYS AGO:
Sakura was casually finishing up her work,looking a bit tired after yet another session of hard training with Tsunade.She seemed rather cheerful for a person who was forced,and quite harshly,if Sasuke saw right,to clean up a particularily big pile of trash from the hospital.But then again,he was away for almost five years,and thus he assumed the girl had changed and matured.Her looks sure did...In a matter of seconds,the mountain of ruble was completely gone,and the Uchiha had to blink a couple of times to make sure this was really happening.And thats when he saw it!

The horrible black fluffy object was hiding behind a tree spying on the oblivious cherry blossom.Sasuke concentrated on the moving of the thick hairy things,recognising the mutated creatures as the infamous eyebrows of Rock Lee.So that guy was still after Sakura?And why the hell was his chakra hidden?

So the raven haired young man decided to follow them...out of pure curiosity,of course.Besides,this promised a bit of fun for the prodigy,fun that was quite lacking while he was training with Orochimaru.Otogakure was a dull place indeed,and now that his first goal was complete Sasuke took his first chance to finish the snake-sennin off,along with the remains of the Sound.Though he would never in hell admit it,he missed his team,he missed the way Naruto was being irritating,the way Kakashi was always late,even the way Sakura annoyed him to the point of tearing the hair out of his head.

So why was it now,when he saw Lee,the Konoha bushy brow,trailing the pink haired girl quietly,Uchiha Sasuke had the sudden urge to pounce him and poke his eyebrows out,one by one?Or even better,to chidori his damn green ass all the way to Snow country?Oh,oh,he could also burn him and his gayish spandax suit to crisp...Unfortunately,Sasuke had to pause his diabolical thoughts to avert his dark gaze towards the now twitching Sakura and the crying Lee in front of her.What the hell happened in the split second he stopped paying attention to them.Was Sakura really that fast to both discover and beat the living daylights out of bushy-bushy in that time lapse?'Whoa..',was the only thing that passed through Uchiha's mind at the moment.

"How DARE you LEE?",Sakura approached her green admirer with a glare that belonged in the same category as the well-known Uchiha death-glare.
Hell,even Sasuke had the chills tingling down his spine.
"YOU have three seconds to explain yourself to ME before I catapult your lame excuse for an ass to the moon"
Lee was now crawling backwards ever so slightly,hoping that Sakura wouldn't notice him seeking an opening to flee for his dear life.
"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!Do you want to waste your precious YOUTH on DYING slowly and extremely painfully?",the once weak,bubbly girl,now a top kunoichi,not to mention the scariest living thing in Konohagakure glared at the poor shaking young man.

The Uchiha prodigy leaped on a nearby tree,but not before making a couple of hand seals to completely hide his chakra.He was sure not going to miss such an interesting event,especially not because it was his former teammate in question here,and besides,he had to admit he was glad she wasn't allowing anyone to bother her,or touch her in certain ways.He quickly shook that thought away,for he could NOT possibly have any interest in the prettiest kunoichi in the vilage.Right?No,Sasuke concluded,he simply couldn't stand bushy-brows...Yeah,that had to be it.

"B-B-B-B-But Sakura-chan,I only wanted to seal our youthful love with a k-k-k-kiss!",Lee explained to the kunoichi,while she was sighing heavily.
"Fine,Lee,since you admitted to your mistake,I'll let you go.But I swear"
"I understand",the green boy got up and bowed apologetically,"I'll just have to wait a little longer for you to realise we were made to be together"
And with that said,Rock Lee dissapeared from her sight to mend his wounds.

Sasuke was really amused by the way the girl took care of her suitor.He made a mental note to himself not to try anything like this,ever.Wait,why would he even want to do such a thing?Silently,he leapt from tree to tree away from Sakura's hearing range in order to train a bit.He wouldn't want to become rusty and let a girl surpass him,would he?'Hell no',he thought as he smashed another rock with his chakra infused fist,imagining it to be Lee's head.

PRESENT DAY:

Pink haired medic stomped out of Tsunede's office looking slightly irritated.She rushed home,avoiding her fanboys with a maneuvar even Sasuke hesitated to use.She litterary went through them,and those hardcore admirers that stood in her way became airborne as she cut her way home.She craved the comfort of her bed,and a jug of coffee,strong black coffee.

As soon as the black boy saw her go around the corner,he entered the hokage's office,only to find the woman in question slouching across the desk,and mumbling something about...dinosaurs?What.The.Hell.This woman needed help,and needed it fast.Sasuke went to the waiting room and bought a coffee,then returned to the office putting the drink right next to Tsunade's nose.If this couldn't help her,then he would have to resort to violence.Uchiha personally didn't find this other option so bad.

"Why?Why did the cute pterodactyl have to die?Tell me moon girl"
Tsunade opened her eyes groggily at the sudden appealing smell.
"WEEEEE!!!Coffee!Gimmie!Me want it"
Raven haired boy observed the hokage,debating whether he should smack her or try to talk to her in this state."Just drink the damn coffee.",he said in his trademark cold fashion.
"Well,lookie here.Isn't it the Uchiha traitor?So...",Tsunade drank her coffee in a single gulp,"What brings you here"
Sasuke sat down across her and explained his plan about a certain cherry blossom he knew.

Tsunade blinked a few times.The Uchiha heir was expressionless.
"Of course,you realise how much booze you'll have to buy me for this"
"I already figured as much.Sake,I pressume?".Hokage's eyes sparkled.
"You know,Uchiha clan was always one of my personal favorites"
"Hn"
Tsunade got up,suddenly sober,and followed the dark boy to the door.
"If I don't get the sake I'll tell Sakura about this.So don't try to fool me,or I swear I'll use slugs on your ass.Now buh-bye"
And she slammed the dook nearly hitting Sasuke in the process.He envisioned the image of many disgusting slugs all over him,and concluded that Tsunade wasn't that bad when it came to threatening people.He shook the image out of his mind,and went to buy off all the sake he could find.But it was all worth it,for this little operation had a very nice reward...