TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
3 Things…
1) I ENJOY WRITING IN ALL CAPS
2) I don 't know when I'll update next, I'm too lazy to tell.
3) Here's my second interview, with Nick this time!
UCW (me) : So, Nick Schwarz, the Canadian, right.
Nick: No, you see I was born in Porugal, I have an older brother, two younger siblings and when I was 3-hey, wakeup, WAKE UP!!!!!!
UCW: Huhh, ohh, what???? Oh, sorry sorry, sorry.
Nick: Anyways, When I was 3, My dad left us so we moved to Cincinnati in the USA, and my mom got re-married and had 7 more kids.
Mysterious Voice: Wow. You're life sucks. And… You're a merciless killer?
Allenok: Nine, that's me. (NINE-NO)
UCW: Alright, who is that, and where are you hiding?
Nick: AHEM- who cares about him? Finish up this pointless chapter.
Mysterious Voice: I'm confused, I he Finnish or Canadian? Get it? cause he said Finish- and- it's a – from Finland – Nevermind.
UCW: Allright that's really start to piss me off. IM GONNA FIND YOU AND KILL YOU!!!!!
Mysterious Voice: I gotta go.
Nick: Bring some new jokes.
That's it. I know, I know, I make the most pitiful attempts at being funny, but if you have stuck with me through three chapters and two pointless interviews, then I would give you cookies… but I can't. C U!
UNDER CITY WALLS
