TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:

3 Things…

1) I ENJOY WRITING IN ALL CAPS

2) I don 't know when I'll update next, I'm too lazy to tell.

3) Here's my second interview, with Nick this time!

UCW (me) : So, Nick Schwarz, the Canadian, right.

Nick: No, you see I was born in Porugal, I have an older brother, two younger siblings and when I was 3-hey, wakeup, WAKE UP!!!!!!

UCW: Huhh, ohh, what???? Oh, sorry sorry, sorry.

Nick: Anyways, When I was 3, My dad left us so we moved to Cincinnati in the USA, and my mom got re-married and had 7 more kids.

Mysterious Voice: Wow. You're life sucks. And… You're a merciless killer?

Allenok: Nine, that's me. (NINE-NO)

UCW: Alright, who is that, and where are you hiding?

Nick: AHEM- who cares about him? Finish up this pointless chapter.

Mysterious Voice: I'm confused, I he Finnish or Canadian? Get it? cause he said Finish- and- it's a – from Finland – Nevermind.

UCW: Allright that's really start to piss me off. IM GONNA FIND YOU AND KILL YOU!!!!!

Mysterious Voice: I gotta go.

Nick: Bring some new jokes.

That's it. I know, I know, I make the most pitiful attempts at being funny, but if you have stuck with me through three chapters and two pointless interviews, then I would give you cookies… but I can't. C U!

UNDER CITY WALLS