As promised, I dedicate this one to Mormanmaiden. (Thanks for reviewing! You have no idea how much fun it was to come up with a one shot for the Cabbage Man! There's just so much freedom.)
Title: Simple
Author: Selu
Topic: The Cabbage Man
Rating: K
Warnings: None, some graphic cabbage mutilation, however.
Word Count: 141
Disclaimer: I don't own Avatar The Last Airbender.
I'm just a simple man.
I'm just trying to make a living for myself, make my way in the world, you know?
I may not pray to the spirits everyday, or help the poor, but I do something that lets me sleep soundly at night.
I feed the world.
That's right, the world. What would people do without my cabbages? Why the world would starve! Those three devilish kids didn't know that. Why, all they wanted was to viciously murder my dear cabbages! I remember the first time they brutally came after my cabbages. It was a dreadful scene. Leaves being ripped, the sound of ripping cabbages filled the air. I will never, ever forget that sound. It still echoes in my head. Those kids will pay! I'll make them pay! One day!
Like I said,
I'm just a simple man.