Sexuality: Happosai's Revenge
Chapter 7: You're Sleeping with Ranma?

Nabiki again found herself looking in the mirror preparing for a late night rendezvous, again. After a few minutes, she just shrugged. Anything preparations she did now would be quickly undone. She tiptoed down the hall and slid into Ranma's room. The door shut quietly behind her. She sauntered across the room to Ranma's side and knelt down preparing to awaken him by awaking a certain part of his body. She reached under the sheets to where she predicted his "mini-me" would be, but found soft round flesh. If she didn't know any better she'd say that it was an ass. She moved her hand a little. Correction: she'd say female ass.

At the feel of someone groping her bottom, Kasumi awoke groggily. She looked down at Ranma to see if it was just him wanting to take another go, but he looked like he was still asleep. She yawned.

Nabiki was taken aback by a quite feminine yawn. Maybe Ranma was female, it was raining earlier. She pulled back the sheets to see when she found herself looking at two bodies.

"Kasumi?"

Kasumi's grogginess evaporated like an ice cube in a blast furnace.

"Nabiki?"

"What are you doing here?" They said at the same time.

Nabiki answered first. "I was here to help Ranma with his problem. It takes about a month of sex to cure the moxibustion."

"You didn't tell me that."

"I know, that's why I'm wondering why you're here."

"Well, I waited for Ranma to come back so I could talk to him. One thing lead to another. Besides, he's my inazuke now. Hey, wait a sec. You mean you've slept with Ranma before?"

Nabiki was at a loss of words, which didn't go unnoticed by Kasumi. Ranma continued sleeping like a brick (head).

"Don't tell me... When?"

"Last night. That was why Ranma was better in the morning."

"Last night? But I was with him that day!"

"What! Kasumi! You!"

"Yes, Me! Is it that hard to imagine? I'm a woman too."

"But you're... you're... you're Kasumi!"

Kasumi snorted. "I'll help him from now on. I'm his inazuke, after all." I could have understood him and Akane, but NABIKI?

Nabiki frowned. "Hey, you've got Tofu. I don't have anyone. I should have gotten the engagement."

"What about Tofu? How about that Kuno guy!"

"He's too stupid to see me past Akane and 'the pigtailed goddess'."

"And Tofu's to gets to crazy around me for us to have a relationship!"

"Ranma's closer to my age."

"Ranma needs someone older and more mature to help with his insensitivity and growth."

"Fine, why don't we just ask Ranma."

Kasumi removed Ranma from her and knelt on his other side. Both Nabiki and Kasumi rocked him. Ranma snapped awake, ready for Armageddon. "Wha? What!"

"Ranma, who do you want to marry?" They said at the same time. The irony of how many times this was done with Ranma before was lost on them.

Ranma let out a long tormented groan. "Not more girls fighting over me."

Nabiki and Kasumi blushed with embarrassment when they realized how foolish they've been.

That was when the door opened.

"Ranma?" Akane called as she opened the door. The sight of Nabiki in a nightie and a naked Kasumi over an equally naked Ranma greeted her along with an odd smell.

They all stared at each other for a long moment. Ranma was the first to break it, groaning and rubbing his temples with his hand. Why am I always in the middle of a cat fight? Why can't girls leave me alone? Akane was second as her aura flashed into existence, and she started growled in low menacing tones.

"Cheating on me with own my two sisters."

She stalked towards Ranma rearing her fist back for a hit that would probably actually kill Ranma. That was when Kasumi stepped between her and her target in all her naked glory causing her falter. This gave Kasumi the opportunity to speak.

"Akane, he is no longer your inazuke to punish."

A confused look crossed Akane's features as she stood paused in motion, fist reared back. It was as if what she just said didn't quite compute, not finding it's place in Akane's mental framework. She felt more justified than ever to hit him because this first time she actually caught him in something that was usually her imagination. She started to move again and Kasumi didn't budge. Akane tried to walk around but Kasumi moved with her. Akane gritted her teach.

"Get out of my way so I can punish the pervert."

Kasumi didn't know whether to feel sad or angry at her sister's foolishness. She chose angry because it suited this situation the best. She needed it to fuel her stopping her sister. She would give her sympathy later.

"Do you care what that pervert does?"

"No!" She spat vehemently.

"Then why are you here?"

That caused another confused look as she tried to make an excuse for being here. She couldn't find any and that just made her angrier.

"Leave." Kasumi said in a tone that was as unnatural to her as a frown on her face. Unnatural forces sometimes tend to be the greatest, like a hurricane is to a nuke. Akane faltered.

She whimpered, "But..."

"You heard me. You have no reason to be here. Unless you can find one, leave."

Nabiki and Ranma gaped in awe as Kasumi tangled Akane up in her own twisted logic that bent everything negative. Akane had no choice put to cut out the tangled web of deception.

"How could you, Ranma?"

Akane took off out the room sobbing. Kasumi quickly crossed the room and shut the door. She turned to see Ranma right before her, about to go through the door. She placed her hands on his shoulders to prevent him from following Akane. He was about to struggle when Kasumi spoke up.

"I know it hurts Ranma, but this is a lesson she needs to learn. You don't want to ever hurt her right?"

Ranma shook his head sadly with tears in his eyes. "No."

"Then don't chase her. Every time you've done that in the past you were just promoting her fits, letting her think that they were okay. Letting her run all over you does nothing for your self-respect, Ranma, and it was about time she learned the repercussions of her anger and pride. I think she needs to lose you in order to learn the lesson. If you go after her now she'll just go back to her old self. You'll never get anywhere with her when she can't even bring herself to realize that her anger is from her own insecurities and no one else. An important lesson is worth more than a being happy in the present. If you go after her now, you'll hurt her because she'll never grow up."

Ranma suddenly collapsed into Kasumi, weeping for the second time that night. Kasumi faltered with the weight and she found herself sitting on her knees supporting Ranma. Nabiki tentatively crawled over to the couple watching Kasumi's face for protest. When eldest sister's eyes met Nabiki's, she just nodded. Nabiki wrapped her arms around them from the opposite side of Ranma.