Disclaimer: Do you think I own Naruto? If I did, Kyuubi would be a cute, cuddly fox that everyone loves.

Author's Note: This is a relatively fast update. I wanted to make it up to you guys for messing up the last two updates. So here it is. Lots of Kakashi because he is sexy (sorry, just had to say that). Cheesy intro to this chapter. I might change it in the future. Please review, I spent a lot of time researching Romeo and Juliet for this chapter. Enjoy.

Warning: Slight perversion (What did you expect? There's got to be some perversion when Kakashi is involved!).

Kakashi's class is a far cry from normal. From the rumours around campus, one would think that it was more of a zoo than a classroom. Chaos and havoc were everyday occurrences. Not that the perverted teacher does anything about it. It was the perfect cover for his perverted reading. Our twelve innocent heroes and heroines are about to find out exactly what goes on in there. Be brave…

Sakura sat at the same desk as Ino and Hinata. It was a perk of having Kakashi as your teacher; you get to sit wherever you want and he doesn't care. The pink haired girl glanced guiltily at Tenten who had been forced to sit with Kiba and Naruto. Tenten wasn't exactly forced to sit with the two loud-mouths. No, those two just decided that the seats next to her were very…um…special. Even though there were two seats, the two idiots thought it'd be a good idea to fight over the seat on the right of Tenten.

"I want that seat," called Naruto.

"It's mine," yelled Kiba.

"Uh-uh," Naruto shook his head, "I saw it first!"

"I saw it way before you did," cried Kiba, "Right, Akamaru?"

"Woof, woof!"

"See, Akamaru agrees!"

"It's a stinking dog, you idiot!"

"You take that back!"

"Make me!"

Kiba was just about to punch Naruto when a couple of shuriken pinned him to one chair and a couple of metal senbon knocked Naruto into another. In between the two noisy shinobi stood one pissed-off looking weapons mistress.

"SHUT UP," Tenten screamed.

Naruto and Kiba nodded meekly as Akamaru started to whine. Tenten, apparently satisfied, withdrew her weapons from the chair and returned to her seat. The rest of the class gaped. Just then, the door slid open.

"Good morning," a silver haired man greeted, "What did I miss?"

"YOU'RE LATE," screeched most of the class.

"Well, I got lost on the road of life and –"Kakashi started.

"Save the excuses for someone who cares," shouted a dark haired boy from the back.

"Now, now," Kakashi mockingly reprimanded, "That's no way to talk to a teacher, Hoshi."

Laughter echoed through the classroom. The dark haired boy looked a little embarrassed to have been talked to like a young child. For heaven's sake, he was sixteen years old. His blush only aroused more laughter.

"Oh my god," a blond girl squealed, "You wouldn't believe what happened before you came Kakashi-sensei."

"Oh," Kakashi looked mildly interested, "Intrigue me, Yumi-san."

"That girl," Yumi said pointing to Tenten, "Impaled the two loud-mouths next to her to their chairs. You should have seen those two whimper. It was hilarious."

Naruto and Kiba shot Tenten an indignant look. The teacher chuckled slightly. He raised his visible eye to survey the class.

"It seems that we have a few new students this year," he observed, "When I call your name, please stand up."

"Aburame Shino"

Shino silently stood up. A few whispers could be heard.

"Akimichi Chouji"

Chouji took a break from his chips and hesitantly stood up. A few of the girls wrinkled their nose.

"Haruno Sakura"

She stood up and bowed slightly. Some of the girls were sniggering, and the words 'large forehead' and 'unnatural hair colour' spread through the room but they were silenced by a glare from Sasuke and Naruto. Some of the boys wolf whistled.

"Hyuuga Hinata"

Hinata twiddled her fingers as she stood up. Most of the class gave her warm smiles, trying to soothe her nervousness.

"Hyuuga Neji"

Neji stood up and glanced questioningly at their teacher. Most of the girls squealed and started to comment on how 'cute' he was. It seems like the unfortunate Hyuuga has a fan club already. The guys just stared.

"Inuzuka Kiba"

The boy stood up with Akamaru on his head. Once again, feminine voices cooed. This time, the attention was not on the human, but on the animal counterpart. 'What a cute doggy' and 'how sweet' could be heard all around the class.

"Nara Shikamaru"

Snoring could be heard from the genius's seat. All eyes fell upon the sleeping form of Shikamaru. Some of the girls giggled.

"Um, okay," continued Kakashi, "Rock Lee."

Lee treated the unfortunate class to a blinding smile. A few minutes later, most of the class were able to regain their sight and the introductions continued.

"Tenten"

Tenten stood up with a small smile. Several cat calls rang through the rooms. The female population whispered amongst themselves. Some of them waved to her.

"Uchiha Sasuke"

The Uchiha stood up silently, keeping a cool face. Most of the girls squealed again. A few of his female classmates even winked at him. Sasuke fell sick instantly. Another fan club was instantly formed. He also had the privilege of receiving glares from the male population.

"Ahem, Uzumaki Naruto"

Naruto grinned at the class. Most of the people smiled back. Some of the girls were giggling while pointing at the whisker marks on his face.

"And, Yamanaka Ino"

Ino flipped her hair and flashed the boys a charming smile. Cat calls and wolf whistles soon filled the room. A lot of the boys were ogling her.

"Well, wasn't that interesting?" asked Kakashi with a smile.

"No," Tenten muttered under her breath.

"Uh, right," Kakashi said, "Work on whatever I've set for you last class."

"This is our first class, sensei," Chouji said.

"Oh, right," Kakashi grinned sheepishly.

Damn, now I can't read my Icha Icha Paradise. Damn their perceptiveness, thought Kakashi.

"Well," Kakashi instructed, "You'll be doing research on an English playwright, William Shakespeare; or more specifically, his play, Romeo and Juliet. You are also expected to enact the balcony scene of the play. You will be working in pairs, since there are two people required for the balcony scene. It will be due when I say it's due."

"Um, Kakashi-sensei," Sakura asked, "Why the balcony scene?"

"It's my favourite scene," Kakashi stated simply, "Next to the scene where they make out at the party…but if you rather do that, I'll be happy to give you permission."

"PERVERT," shouted Tenten and Ino.

"Actually," Shikamaru mumbled lazily, but no one heard him over the commotion Ino and Tenten were making, "They just shared two kisses or so."

All of the boys, minus Shikamaru, got instant nosebleeds. They were sent to the nurse's office and after explaining what happened, Shizune, the school nurse, came into the language classroom to hit Kakashi on the head. Thus, the end of language class…

Author's Note: First point that I like to bring up is the minor Sakura-bashing. As I know, many of you are Sakura-fans and I do apologize for the bashing (it wasn't intented to be that way). I was re-watching some of the anime and I noticed that Sakura used to be teased by some girls until Ino stood up for her. So I thought that if Sasuke stood up for her instead (it kinda happened in this chapter), it would help them, um, improve their relationship (and prove that Sasuke isn't heartless). The next point is that I think I've been neglecting NaruHina so I think I'll be doing the long -promised omake on the NaruHina pairing. Come to think of it, NejiTen also need some more developement. So send in suggestions in your reviews or just comment on this chapter. The important thing is: REVIEW!