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Author's Note: Okie-dokie. I've changed my mind. This is going to be the omake. Gomen, NaruHina fans. This chapter is quite random with some what I hope will be funny moments. Centered on Neji, Sasuke, Tenten and Sakura...
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"Augh," a voice rang through the halls, "Tenten, that's the third chalkboard you've broken this week!"
"Gomen," Tenten apologized, "I swear it was an accident, Asuma-sensei."
"Yeah," Asuma replied sarcastically, "Just like the last time you said that a monkey broke it."
"Actually," Tenten corrected, "I said a chimpanzee broke it."
"Lies," Asuma yelled, "All lies!"
Now, Asuma didn't exactly look sane. Tenten decided it'd be best to hide and wait out the storm. Maybe by tomorrow, Asuma would've calmed down. She booted out of the room as fast as she could.
Tenten pushed open the door to the girl's bathroom. She dashed into one of the stalls and locked it up tight. Then she heard a muffled voice.
"Tenten-chan," called a familiar voice, "Is that you?"
"Sakura?" asked Tenten.
Tenten and Sakura simultaneously pushed open their doors. Sakura looked quite perturbed for she was fidgeting slightly.
"Have you seen HIM?" asked Sakura frantically.
"Who," wondered Tenten.
"Lee," Sakura twitched, "He seemed to have grown…fond…of me. He's trying to woo me with his…tactics."
Since when was Lee interested in Sakura, thought Tenten.
"It all started when I helped him with his math homework…"
Flashback
"I, Rock Lee, shall not be overthrown by a simple math question," the green clad boy declared loudly in the library.
"Shh," shushed the other students.
Sakura walked up to Lee. Since they were living under the same roof, Sakura thought that she should help the poor, baffled kid. Being the sweet person she was, she sat down and started to explain the problem to Lee. But Lee wasn't exactly paying attention…
"Sakura-chan," Lee said, "You are truly beautiful. It is a shame I haven't noticed before. I SHALL MAKE YOU MY GIRLFRIEND AND PROTECT YOU WITH ALL MY YOUTHFUL ENERGY!"
"Shh," shushed the crowd.
"Pardon, Lee-san," Sakura excused herself, "What was that you just said?"
"I SHALL MAKE YOU MY GIRLFRIEND," announced Lee once more.
Now the people in the library were filing out. Trying to silence Lee was a futile task. Too bad for the occupants that no one found out sooner.
"Uh," Sakura tried to think of an excuse, "I –um –well, you see…"
"OH," Lee cried waterfalls, "I HAVE YET TO PROVE THAT I AM WORTHY OF YOUR YOUTHFUL ADMIRATION. WAIT FOR ME, BEAUTIFUL SAKURA-CHAN, FOR I, ROCK LEE, SHALL PROVE MYSELF WORTHY!"
End of flashback
"…and he stalked me for the rest of the day," explained Sakura, "Blowing me kisses and making declarations of love."
"Why don't you just accept?" asked Tenten.
"I don't love him Tenten-chan," Sakura informed her friend, "I refuse to pretend. I've already told him that, but he's so persistent."
"So, you ended up hiding in here," finished Tenten.
"Exactly," Sakura nodded.
"So dramatic," sniffed a third person.
The two kunoichi turned to the source. Lo and behold, there stood the one and only, number one closet pervert, Ebisu. Of course, our young heroines know nothing of his name. Only one thing came out of their mouths.
"HENTAI," screamed both of the girls.
Slaps, kicks and screams of agony could be heard coming from the girls' bathroom. Oh the violence. Sakura and Tenten dashed out of the bathroom, escaping the already beaten up pervert.
"That was really disturbing," Sakura gasped.
"That sick-minded man," Tenten agreed.
"Now we need a new hiding place."
"Yeah…"
"Let's hide behind one of the bushes," suggested Sakura.
"Sounds good," smiled Tenten.
The two girls dove into the closest bush. It was later found out that the bush was already occupied. A few seconds later that is. It seems that Tenten and Sakura weren't the only ones who needed to hide.
"Ah," screamed Sakura.
Tenten took a more direct approach and kicked whatever was in the bush with them. Unfortunately, 'whatever' was actually Sasuke and Neji. Tenten had conveniently kicked Neji in the stomach. He grunted in pain.
"Shut up," hissed Sasuke to Sakura, "They'll find us."
"Who," Tenten and Sakura asked together.
"The fan girls," grunted Neji, "Did you have to kick so hard?"
"Sorry," Tenten apologized.
"Why are you two here?" asked Sasuke."
"Asuma-sensei," Tenten replied simply.
"Lee-san," Sakura said.
"Lee?" inquired Neji.
"He was stalking Sakura," Tenten explained, "It seems like he wants to make Sakura his girlfriend. Err, is there something wrong Sasuke…"
Sasuke was clenching and unclenching his fists subtly. But because his companions were ninjas, they immediately saw the actions. Neji smirked at his comrade.
"Jealous, Uchiha?" teased Neji.
"No," said Sasuke.
"Constipated?" joked Tenten.
Sasuke glared at her while Sakura shot her friend a reprimanding look. Tenten just shrugged it off. Silence sat heavy on the small group.
"SASUKE-KUN," several voices screamed.
"NEJI-KUN," screeched the other girls on campus.
"Shit," the two males muttered before dashing off.
"Hyuuga," whispered Sasuke, "Use your byakugan to scan for the fan girls."
"I can't," Neji hissed, "You're stepping on my hand, I can't perform the seals."
"Well," Sasuke retaliated, "It's not my fault that the dorms' closets are so damn small."
"Let's find somewhere else to hide then," the Hyuuga snapped.
"Damn, I can't find the doorknob," swore the Uchiha.
Luckily for them, Hinata decided that she needed to clean her room a bit. The timid girl made her way to the closet and opened the door. When she saw her cousin and another boy in the same closet, she instantly fainted.
"Hinata," Neji said, "Wake up."
"Neji-nii-san," Hinata stuttered, "I'm s-so sorry. I d-didn't mean to w-walk in on you and Sasuke-san. Gomen, gomen…"
"It's not what you think Hinata," Neji explained placidly, "We were simply hiding from fan girls."
"Oh," mumbled Hinata.
"So, what'd you want to do now," asked Sakura.
"Go back to the dorm," replied a very tired Tenten.
The two of them have been running from Sasuke and Neji's rabid fan girls. Those stupid fan clubs accused Tenten and Sakura for 'stealing their Sasuke-kun and Neji-kun'. So the two unfortunate girls ran all around campus until Tenten got mad and started chucking weapons.
"Good idea," agreed Sakura, "I'm dead tired."
"No," Tenten growled, "But the two bastards will be dead. Damn them and their stupid fan girls."
"Yeah," Sakura fired up, "It's their fault that we spent the whole afternoon running. I'm going to beat them up so badly."
"Wait," Tenten smiled maliciously, "I have a better idea…"
The next morning, the occupants of Neji and Sasuke's dormitory building woke to the screeching of rabid fan girls. Sakura and Tenten smirked in their respective rooms after hearing the commotion. After a satisfying cracking sound, the doors of Neji and Sasuke's rooms were knocked downand the fans poured in. Unfortunately, Shikamaru was sharing a room with Sasuke thus getting himself shoved out of the room by Sasuke's fan girls.
"How troublesome," sighed Shikamaru.
A ragged Neji stumbled out of his room. His hair was dishevelled and his uniformwas crumpled. In short, he looked completelydisasterous. Not that Sasuke looked any better.
Tenten and Sakura surveyed their work and exchanged a satisfied glance. The message in their eyes were clear: Revenge is sweet.
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