Hannah: "Woohoo! It's 12:48 at night and I am feeling HYPER because I just drank coffee! I have a feeling that I am going to be up all night writing. I'm switched into writer's mode. If you are a writer then you understand, but if your not, than you're probably thinking: "What the hell is she talking about?" Anyways… I am probably going to be up till about 3am… Anyways… I am still looking for Bakura… Can't seem to find him anywhere… WAAAA!"
Yugi: "Just tell her Yami! I hate it when she's upset! She IS the author you know, she can do anything with you! She can even make you date (dum dum dummmmm) Anzu!"
Everyone screams!
Yami: "I know, I know! But I can't! She'll kill me!"
"Yugi: "She's going to kill us all if she can't find Bakura!"
Hannah: "WAAA! Oh my poor Baka-san! WAAAA!"
Yami: "Fine… Hannah!"
Hannah stops crying and looks at Yami
Hannah: "Yes Yami?"
Yami shoves the vacuum cleaner at her
Yami: "There's your precious Bakura..."
Hannah looks at Vacuum cleaner and starts to bawl again
Hannah: "Y-you turned him into a v-vacuum c-cleaner!"
Yami rolls his eyes
Yami: "No you stupid American! He's INSIDE the vacuum cleaner!"
Hannah looks at vacuum cleaner suspiciously
Hannah: "Bakura…. Bakura, you in there?"
She starts to poke it and it "Ow's. Her eyes go wide and she hugs it with all her might. The vacuum cleaner "Oomf's and grunts as she squeezes it to death.
Yugi: "Hannah, your going to kill Bakura, let him out and THEN hug him."
Hannah takes a pin and pops the vacuum cleaner and unwraps Bakura like he's the biggest and best Christmas present ever. Bakura pops out and Hannah glomps him.
Hannah: "Bakura! Oh Bakura! I missed you! I missed you! Let's go fuck!"
Everyone sweat-drops as she drags Bakura out of the door.
Yugi: "Well… At least she's happy… Unlike some of us…"
Everyone looks at Tristan who's kicking all the squirrels out of a tree muttering something that sounded like: "Stupid perverted ugly tattle-telling squirrels. See if I let YOU come over tonight…" Everyone sweat-drops again.
Chapter Thirteen:
When Joey woke up he found himself lying in a bed of some sort. A nice, comfortable, soft, cozy bed that he, personally, didn't want to get out of. Until he heard some little squeak of a voice say: "He's up! Ni-chan, he's up!"
Joey opened his eyes to find two extremely large brown ones right above his. Joey yelped and shot up out of bed. Then he realized it was Mokuba.
"God Mokuba! You scared me! Don't ever do that again! Geez!"
Then, Joey realized, that Mokuba would mean Seto, and that would mean he was back at Kaiba-mansion.
"Oh great…" Joey groaned.
Then, just on cue, Seto-fucking-Kaiba walked in.
"Glad to see you didn't die mutt."
Then Seto got a really serious look on his face and turned to Mokuba.
"Mokuba. Could you leave me and Joey for a second?"
Mokuba nodded and left the room. Joey gulped. The look on Seto's face was not one to be reckoned with. Seto walked over to the bed and then slapped Joey on the cheek.
"You stupid, stupid mutt! What the hell did you think you were doing! You could have killed yourself! That was by far, the most, idiotic thing I have ever seen! You are not to leave this house again with out my permission, do you understand me?"
Joey was wondering what the hell Kaiba was going on about.
"What are you talking about? You can't make me stay here! You're not my mom! I can fucking well go wherever I please! You are insane if you think I am going to put up with this-"
Joey was cut short as Kaiba leaned in and caught Joey's lips with his own. Joey was so surprised by the sudden action, he forgot to breath. Seto leaned back and looked Joey in the eyes.
"Shut-up mutt… Just shut up. I know what you were doing in the park. I saw it. Why? Tell me why you would do something like that to yourself. Are you really that stupid?"
Joey was still speechless from the sudden kiss Kaiba had given him.
"Kaiba… Why did you…"
"It was to shut you up! There was no other way I was going to shut that trap of yours so you would listen to me! Stupid mutt… Now answer my question."
Joey touched his lips.
"What question?"
Seto rolled his eyes impatiently.
"Why you were doing what you did in the park?"
Joey's eyes looked glazed.
"What was I doing?"
"Coke Joey! You were fucking snorting coke!"
Joey's eyes went wide as saucers.
"How did you-"
"I went looking for you after you ran away and I found you in the park."
Joey's eyes started watering and he suddenly jumped up and ran to the bathroom and slammed the door. Seto Kaiba walked to the door and knocked.
"Joey… I just want to know why you did it…" He whispered.
A voice screamed from inside.
"IT'S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUISNESS! YOU WOULDN'T CARE WHY! YOU WOULDN'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND! "
Kaiba banged on the door.
"FINE! YOU'RE RIGHT! I DON'T CARE! STAY IN THERE ALL DAY IF YOU WANT TO!"
Seto stormed out the room. When Joey heard the door slam he dropped to the floor and tried to hold back the tears just ready to pour. He hadn't cried in so long… It was weak to cry. How many times had his no-good father told him that? So Joey just lay there, on the bathroom floor shaking for hours, not knowing where to go, and knowing there was no one to talk to.
Hannah: "Well there it is! Hope you guys enjoy! And now that that's over, I think I am going to go and eat some whipped cream with Bakura! Till next chapter!"
Yami: "Fucking sick…."
