Disclaimer: don't own naruto
Thanks for all the reviews I think I got 4 reviews the first half hour sorry for the wait I was studding about harem
Last chapter
"Who did orocimaru kidnap?"
"Konohamaru"
"What why would orochimaru need konohamru?"
"I don't know maybe as a new body"
"But if he wanted a third hokage descendent why not asuma he is a jonin"
"Because asuma is to old" said an unknown voice
"Yamato!"
"What ever orochimaru wants konohamaru for it just another one of his sick experiments"
XX
As soon as the girls found out what happened last night they had jumped at the chance to be with naruto.
"God what am I drunk letting three love struck girls on an S class mission" but Tsunade reluctantly let them aboard along with a giggling jiraiya.
"Hee hee icha icha harem here I come" thought jiraiya
So the group headed out into the unknown
XX
"Hey naruto what is your favorite color" chimed ino. This has been going on for about an hour and the girls had barraged him with question after question.
"I don't know orange"
"really what is your favorite food' asked hana
"That's a dumb question its ramen you retard" squawked temari
"Bring it princess" yelled the dog girl
"How dare you call me princess you mutt"
While those two fought ino crept up to naruto and grabbed his arm
"Come on naru-kun lets leave these freaks alone"
The other girls heard this and their heads got really big and angry (as only anime girls can) and beat the pulp out of ino.
The whole time jiryaiya was getting a kick out of it.
"I hate you ero-sennin" naruto said arrogantly
"Hey it has been nothing but flirty girls and cat fights for an hour and you expect me to not giggle"
"What ever as long as I get to beat the tar out of that snake-fag"
XX
Midnight on the border of fire and rice country
"Naru-kun what are you doing up so late" questioned temari
"Just admiring the lake how bout you"
"When you live with gaara all your life you always stay half awake"
"He isn't evil he was just….. confused"
"Yeah well ever since you and sakura came into his life he is a new person"
A cold feeling went over him at the mention of his ex-crush.
"Oh sorry" she said sadly
"Its fine I'm over her and she made him whole"
"I can make you whole" she said seductively.
They started a serious make-out session
"Mmm you taste so good temari-CHAN (I fixed it ha)
XX
It was dinner time and naruto and hana had to go hunt for food.
"Naru-kun why do people treat you so bad"
"Because when I was born my father sealed the kyubi in me"
"Really so who was your father"
"The yondaime"
"I wish my father was that important"
"What do you mean?"
"Being in the inuzaka clan people call you mutt and dog" said hana "and being a dropout doesn't help"
"Just like me"
"Naruto I need to tell you something'
"Yeah"
"I love you" they leaned closer and made out.
XX
"How did I get in this situation" thought naruto. He was making out with ino in her tent sweating. He remembered allot of yelling and flirting.
"Naruto I love you. You are the only one who understands me"
"Ino I will always understand you"
XX
"Hey wake up"
"Tayuya why are you here?"
"Tsunade told me to come along"
"K sit down I have something to ask you"
"What?!"
"Why did you join orochimaru?"
"Well he promised me power and respects see people hated me because of my potty mouth and I was a very bad ninja"
"Tayuya'
"What?
"Stop talking" he leaned in to kiss her.
XX
"How did this happen I have made out with 4 girls already"
"That would be me"
"What? kyubi'
"Yeah isn't it great I made it your mating season"
"Do you know how much I hate you?"
"Naruto come hear" yelled jiryaiya
Dumm dumm dumm. Cliff hanger