"Woo-hoo! It's Halloween!"

Christie and Sora high-five.

"So ..." Riku started, "What're you two gonna be for Halloween?"

"Dunno! What are we gonna be, Sora?"

"Dunno!"

"Hey, I know!" Kairi said, "Let's all go to Halloween town!"

"Great idea!" They all said in unision.

---Dun, dun, dun, dun! Dun! Dun, dun!---

"Well, here we are! Everybody, get off and see what you are!"

Sora beamed down and aquired his pumpkin mask and devil suit.

Kairi beamed down and aquired a shirt striped orange and yellow, a leather mini-skirt, goth boots, and black lipstick.

Christie beamed down and got a cut-up-ninja suit, complete with scars.

Riku beamed down, but he disappeared into the bushes so fast, nobody saw what he was.

"C'mon, Riku!" Kairi called.

"Yeah, we wanna see what you are!" Sora said.

"It can't be that bad!" Christie assured.

"It is ... it's ... horrifying ..." Riku muttered.

There was a rustling in the bushes, and Riku walked out. Christie let out an ear peircing scream, Kairi fainted, and Sora nearly soiled his armor, for Riku's suit was so hideous ...

So horrifying ...

He could only be ...

one thing ...

BARNEY!

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Well, I hope you liked my little story! Woo-hoo! I'm 15 now! High-five! Chucky cheese! Cool beans!

Ahh ... poor Riku, ne?