When One Thing Lead To Another
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Authoress' notes- Woot. Chapter 2 we have gotten to. That rhymed… I'm so cool… actually, we're cool…
And I have nothing more to say…
Disclaimer- We don't own the series Naruto, Sabaku no Gaara, his mom, Yakushi Kabuto and the rest of the Sand Team.
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It was a picture perfect wedding. The bride looked beautiful, her dress long, white and lacy, with gorgeous long hair cascading down her back in ringlets. Tears flowed from her pale eyes as she whispered "I do," to her dearly beloved.
Suddenly, a girl with long, curly midnight-blue hair crashed through the doors. She surveyed the wedding before her eyes.
"Oh, snap! Wrong wedding!" she muttered, slapping her forehead.
"I… uh… now pronounce you man and wife! You may… um… kiss her bride!" stammered the priest, obviously trying to ignore this strange girl. Uchiha Itachi kissed her new wife, Hyuuga Hinata, tenderly.
"Awwwwwwwwwwwwww…" cooed the mysteriously girl. "Well, ja ne!" She waved, disappearing in a puff of ninja smoke, her pale gold dress fluttering around her.
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Karura ran around frantically.
"WHERE THE HELL IS MY MAID OF HONOR?" she screamed. Temari followed her, nearly in tears.
"Mother, please settle down! We have to get you in your dress and do your hair and makeup…" begged Temari. Finally, she gave up and flopped into the nearest chair. "Gaara… restrain our mother, please."
Gaara frowned. But nonetheless, he restrained Mom-- using sand, of course-- while his sister dressed her mother, curled her hair and applied makeup. And although she knew the only reason her mother was cooperating was because Gaara could-- and probably would if he had the bleak chance-- squeeze the life out of her in an instant, Temari couldn't help but to feel maybe, just maybe, she and her mother were bonding.
Yeah, right.
As soon as Gaara released her, Karura resumed her running around and screaming.
"WHERE IS SHE?"
"Chill out. I'm right here," a cool voice rang out. A mysterious girl with midnight blue hair and a pale, gold bridesmaid dress leaned against the door way.
"ASUKA! IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!" Karura screeched lividly. Temari looked confused.
"Um… Mom… if Asuka-san is your mortal enemy, why did you invite her to the wedding? And make her your Maid of Honor?" she asked.
Karura shrugged. "Because."
"Don't question your mother," Asuka smirked. Then she clapped her hands together. "LET'S GET THIS WEDDING STARTED, BABY!" she yelled.
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Sohma Sarai, Sonic the Hedgehog, Haiyuko Hinata and Hyuuga Neji sat in the pews. Orochi-hime sat in the far back by a corner.
It was a small wedding…
At the front of the church, Karura and Kabuto stood, ready to take their vows. Asuka, being the Maid of Honor, and Temari, being a bridesmaid, stood behind Karura. Gaara, who was resentfully being the best man, stood behind Kabuto. Kankurou was under the altar, fast asleep. (Some would say "beat up, bound, gagged, knocked unconscious and stuffed under the altar".)
"If anyone has a legitimate reason why this woman and this man shouldn't be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace," droned the minister. Several people began to raise their hands but Karura cut them off with a death glare.
"In that case, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride."
"STOP THE WEDDING!" a thick-accented voice called. A gigantic ogre accompanied by a donkey burst into the chapel rather suddenly. Everyone stared.
"Fiona, don't marry him!" the ogre breathlessly began/ "He's only marrying you so he can become king!"
"Um, Shrek? WRONG WEDDING!" the donkey yelled. "Man, I told you we got here too early! Their wedding's still taking place!" Shrek's ears drooped.
"Oh… heh, my bad," he grinned sheepishly. "Carry on. And may you have happy years ahead of ya."
"Easy for you to say," snapped Orochi-hime tearfully. "I WANTED TO MARRY YOU, KABUTO! AND THEN RAPE YOU SENSELESSLY AND THEN AFTER THAT, I WANTED TO KILL YOU! AND THEN I WANTED TO BURY YOU IN MY KABUTO SHRINE I CREATED!"
"Um…" Kabuto began. "That's a little bit-- OW! OY! Why did you kick me, you black-eyes brat?"
"Because I don't like you," Gaara snarled. Kabuto sneered.
"Awww… is the baby teme raccoon child of Satan upset because Bad-Ass Kabuto will be Mommy's ultimate center of attention? GET OVER IT, KID!" Gaara twitched as an insane look filled his eyes and leapt onto Kabuto's back, taking a decent chunk out of him, starting a sudden, full-fledged riot. While everyone was beating each other up, Shrek and Donkey just stood.
"THE CAKE!" Donkey unexpectedly yelled. "TAKE THE CAKE AND RUUUUUUUUUUUUN!" Shrek snatched the delicious dessert and bolted off with his friend, never to be seen again.
And guess what certain failure of a makeup-wearing puppeteer slept through it all.
End of Chapter 2.
Asuka's afternote- This is Naohito Asuka, at your service! I actually wrote part of this chapter. I wrote a lot, didn't I? -laughs- I love you all for reading this chapter. But I'll love you more if you REVIEW! If you flame us, I'll barbeque you! SAAAAAAAAAAVE THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGOES!
Goddess' afternote- You and your mangoes, Asuka… geez. Anywho, just me and I hope there ARE some souls out there that are reading this. Not many but oh well. Life goes. Asuka wrote the first half of this chapter. I wrote everything from "STOP THE WEDDING!" and down. Anywho, read and review. Ja ne.