Here's Chapter 3!!!
"Kai!" called Tyson, grabbing one corner of the tent.
"Hn?"
"Can I have this?"
"If you must"
"YAY!" exclaimed Tyson as he yanked the tent out of Ray's hands and dragged it to a corner on the opposite side of the room where he set up the tent and went inside."Ooooooooo. What's this?"
"What's what?" asked Tala, following Tyson into the tent.
The others heard a lot of banging noises coming from the tent followed by an "OW! What'd you do that for?" before Tala emerged triumphantly, carrying a bottle of sumthing.
"What's that?" asked Kai cautiously, fearing he already knew the answer.
Tala just held out the bottle so that Kai, Bryan and Ray could read the label.
"VODKA!!! Kai, where did you get vodka?!" exclaimed Ray.
"Tala, I think I have a few shot glasses in here somewhere if you need them" offered Kai, completely ignoring Ray.
"I don't like the sound of that 'somewhere'. I think I'm good without" replied Tala before taking the lid off the vodka bottle and taking a swig.
"What's Tala drinking?" asked Tyson, finally finding his way out of the tent.
"None of your business" replied Bryan.
"But he took it off me, that makes it my business! So, tell me what it is!"
"No"
"Aw come on!!!"
"No"
"Then at least tell me why he took it!"
"Coz he wanted it"
"Can I have it back?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Because I said so" This idiot is REALLY starting to piss me off!
"You can't tell me what to do! Besides, I found it! That makes it mine!"
"No it doesn't" I swear, if he says ONE more thing about that damned vodka I'm gonna-
"But I want it! Why won't you make Tala give it back?!!"
That's it! This little punk's gonna get what comin' to him! Thought Bryan as he grabbed hold of Tyson's wrist, pulling him towards the door and grabbing something off the floor before leaving the room.
"Uh oh!" said Tala, taking another swig of vodka.
A series of thumps were heard as Bryan went downstairs, dragging Tyson with him.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS!!!!" screamed Tyson from downstairs.
"What was that all about?" asked Ray as Bryan re-entered the room. "And where did the pink handcuffs go?"
Bryan just smirked.
Tala fell into another fit of laughter.
"What did you do to him?" asked Ray, hands on his hips, glaring at Bryan.
"Nothing" answered Bryan.
Ray just kept glaring.
"Ok, ok. I handcuffed him to Max. Happy now?"
"sigh At least it'll keep him out of the fridge" said a defeated Ray They're all insane, I swear!
THUMP!
"OW!!! WHAT THE?"
Something large and heavy was thrown in the general direction of the 'How the crap did that get there?' pile, missing by a about half a metre and landing on Ray's foot.
"Hey, Kai found a book!" laughed Tala, picking it up. "A heavy book, I wonder what it's called"
"The Bible" answered Bryan, reading the other side of the cover as Tala held it up.
"How do you know that?"
"Turn it over, idiot"
"Whoa, Kai has a bible. I know! I'm gonna be the holiest man alive!!!"
"How so?" asked Kai Please don't let him be drunk! Please don't let him be drunk! Please don't-
"BY EATING THE ENTIRE BIBLE!!!!"
No such luck. Someone up there must really hate me today Thought Kai looking up at the ceiling.
"Not while I'm here you're not!" said Bryan, taking 'The Bible' off Tala.
"AW!!!!" complained Tala.
WOOF!
"What was that?" asked Ray.
"Sex" answered Kai.
"WHAT?!"
"Sex" repeated Kai as a small. black puppy emerged from the still huge pile of stuff.
"You have a dog under there as well?"
"Yes"
"You do realise that you're gonna have to get rid of at least one these animals don't you?"
"You can't take Sex!!!! I can't live without Sex!!!!! SEX IS MY LIFE!!!!!" shouted Kai in a very un-Kai-like manner, throwing himself at Ray's feet.
Oooooooookaaaay, this just keeps getting weirder and weirder Thought Ray. "Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of the snake"
"No! Not Larry!!!" shouted Kai, almost in tears.
Said snake then slithered out from underneath a pile of clothes and left the room.
"Kai, Larry's gone downstairs" said Tala, pointing to the door.
TBC…
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