CHAPTER 4!!!
"Kai, Larry's gone downstairs" said Tala, pointing to the door.
"He does that sometimes, he'll be back" stated Kai, picking up both Sex and Drugs and putting them on the 'Kai's stuff' pile.
They didn't stay there. As soon as Kai had turned away they followed Larry's example and went downstairs.
"Sex and Drugs went downstairs too" Tala pointed out.
"They can keep Larry company" Kai decided.
"AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
"I think Tyson found Larry" said Bryan.
"Um...Kai?"
"Yes, Ray?"
"How often do you let your pets roam free in the house?"
"All the time, why?"
"KAI! This isn't even YOUR house!!!"
"So, Tyson doesn't seem to care"
"Didn't you hear him scream?"
"He'll get over it"
"Go down there and get your snake under control!"
"Do I have to?"
"Yes!"
"Fine"
So Kai, Tala, Bryan and Ray headed downstairs, but what they saw when they reached the lounge room was not at all what they expected. Max was again swinging from the ceiling fan, but this time he had Tyson attached to him at the wrist.
"HELP!!!!" screamed Tyson.
Tala collapsed in yet another fit of laughter. This time it was Bryan's turn to hit him.
"OW!!! What'd I do?"
"Idiot"
"Where's the snake, Tyson?" asked Ray, ignoring Max for the monent.
"What snake? Is there a snake in here?"
"Yes, have you seen it?"
"AWSOME!!! Where is it?"
Ray whacked his head on the wall a few times before Kai dragged him away from it.
"I know Tyson's an idiot, but he's not worht the bruise" he explained.
"True, and we really SHOULD get him down from there"
"How are we gonna do that?" asked Tala.
"Maybe if we brought Pizza out here he'd get down all by himself" suggested Bryan.
"Good idea, Bryan, go get Pizza" said Kai.
Bryan walked off iin the direction of the basement.
There's no pizza in the basement. Why's he going there? Thought Ray. "Kai, Max won't get down just for a slice of pizza"
"Who said he was getting a slice of pizza?"
"You did, just then"
"No I didn't"
Just then, Bryan re-entered the room leading a large, white racehorse into the room. The poor horse had had its mane and tail dyed pink and had a large picture of a pizza drawn on his side in magic marker.
"YOU KEEP A RACEHORSE IN THE BASEMENT!!!"
"Maybe" replied Kai.
"What did you do to the poor thing?"
"Well, originally, he was a plain, white, horse, but that got boring, so we gave him a make-over."
"YAY! A PONY!!!" shouted Max, jumping off the fan to run over and hug Pizza, dragging Tyson with him.
"Now that Blondie is off the fan, I think we should finish cleaning." said Bryan, already making his way towards the stairs.
"Yeah, but first we need to recapture Sex, Drugs and Larry" just as Ray said this Sex and Drugs appeared at his side.
"You were saying?" asked Kai sarcastically.
"We still need to find that snake"
Said snake then slithered past Bryan and back up the stairs.
"See, I told you he'd come back. He knows where he lives"
"I think Larry just ate all your pizza" said Tala.
"Why do you think that?" asked Ray.
"The lump in his body, its shaped like a pizza box"
"But the pizza is in the fridge, a snake can't open the fridge"
Tala just shrugged and followed Kai and Bryan, who had already gone back upstairs.
TBC...
Sorry all my chapters are so short.
Not quite as good as the previous chapters, but hey, the next one will be better. Thst is, if you want me to write more, it's up to you.
Please review and if you have any suggestions I'd love to hear them.