Under The Bed Chapter 6: List, a beyblade fanfic

CHAPTER 6!!!

Disclaimer: I can't be bothered to put this in all my chapters, but I think I might need it here. I don't own Beyblade, duh, and I'm not sure if My Little Pony is an actual TV series, but incase it is, I don't own that either.

LIST:

Animal, Name, Namer, Location

Snake, Larry, Tala, Kai and Ray's room

Cat, Drugs, Bryan, Kai and Ray's room

Dog, Sex, Tala, Kai and Ray's room

Cow, Shut Up, Tala, Kai and Ray's room

Fish, Fluffy, Tala, Kai and Ray's room

Spider, Kinky, Tala, Kai and Ray's room

Horse, Pizza, Tala, Lounge room

Duck, Cat, Kai, Kai's closet

Rat, Anal, Bryan, Kai and Ray's room

Chicken, Destructo, Bryan, Basement

Toad, Cuddles, Tala, Kai's closet

Ferret, Leroy, Tala, Kai's backpack

Bat, Bitey, Tala, Kai's closet

Rabbit, Pointy, Tala, Kai's sock draw

Monkey, Strip-Tease, Tala, Kai's closet

Slug, Tyson, Kai, Deceased (Kai's fault)

Squirrel, Andrew, Ian, Kai's underwear draw

Lizard, Blinky, Tala, Kai's old jacket (on the floor somewhere)

Penguin, Rex, Spencer, Freezer in the basement

Sheep, Chargey, Tala, Garage

Parrot, Talkie, Tala, Deceased (Bryan's fault)

Chipmunk, Nuts, Kai, Tyson's old hat (in Kai's sock draw)

Crocodile, Balls, Kai, Under the bathroom sink

Guinea pig, Bondage, Bryan, Kai's undwerwear draw

Meerkat, Rock, Bryan, Kai's pillowcase

Meerkat, Roll, Kai, Kai's other pillowcase (A/N: Thanks for the idea NKingy!!!)

Rock, Googley, Tala, Lost (Tala's fault)

END OF LIST (For now)

The three Russians finally emerged from the tent and handed Ray the completed list.

Oh My God!!! Thought Ray as he read it. "What happened to Tyson the slug?"

FLASHBACK

Stupid Tyson! Why does he have to be so annoying all the time? Sometimes I just wanna strangle him!!!! Kai thought angrily as he walked away from the dojo to escape said idiot.

He paused when he saw a slug slithering across the footpath in front of him.

"Hello there" he said crouching down to get a better look. "I think I'll call you Tyson."

SQUISH!

END FLASHBACK

"Ooookaaaay, what about Talkie?"

FLASHBACK

"Hey, Bryan! Guess what we bought!!!" called Tala from the front door. "A parrot!"

"Does he have a name yet?" asked Bryan, coming over to get a closer look at Kai's latest pet.

"I'm going to name him Talkie!" exclaimed Tala proudly, hugging the bird.

"He had better have a cage, I don't want this thing leaving presents all over the apartment." said Spencer, having gotten up from in front of the TV to take a look at Talkie.

"He does" Kai said as he appeared behind Tala holding said cage.

"Good, put him in it" ordered Spencer, already on his way back to the couch.

Kai and Tala put Talkie in his cage and then set the cage down on the little square table next to the couch. Five minutes later they got tired of watching TV.

"I'M BORED!!!!!" Tala complained.

"Why don't you two teach Talkie to talk? It'll give you something to do" suggested Ian. ANYTHING to shut him up!

"Good idea!" agreed Tala and he spent the rest of the week sitting next to Talkie, teaching him to say "Give me a cookie!".

THREE WEEKS LATER

"Give me a cookie! Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!Give me a cookie!"

"MAKE THAT DAMN BIRD SHUT UP!!!!!" Bryan was quickly losing his patience with Talkie and his inability to say more than one phrase. "OR AT LEAST TEACH IT TO SAY SOMETHING LESS ANNOYING!!!"

"We tried that, but he only likes to say 'Give me a cookie!'" answered Kai.

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!"

TWO HOURS LATER

"I'm going to the arcade with Spencer and Ian, see you guys later!" called Kai as the three of them left the apartment.

Tala was in the shower, leaving Bryan all alone in the lounge room with Talkie.

"OH WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP!!!!"

"Give me a cookie!"

"THAT'S IT! YOU'RE GONNA GET IT NOW!!!!" saying this, Bryan let Talkie out of his cage and then proceeded to chase him around the apartment with a hammer.

Eventually Bryan caught the evil talking parrot and-

SMASH!

Bye bye, Talkie Thought Bryan happily as he walked back to the couch.

"Poor Talkie!" said a voice from near Talkie's cage.

"Tala! You weren't even here when I killed Talkie, you were in the shower!"

"Yea, I know, but this is my favourite show and I missed this episode"

"Tala! Get out of my flashback! You're screwing up the space-time continuum!"

"Fine! But I'll have you know that this was the best episode of My Little Pony ever made!"

END FLASHBACK

"And the rock?"

FLASHBACK

Tala and Kai were standing at the edge of a lake; they had brought Googley the pet rock with them.

"I wonder how many times I can make him jump" wondered Tala, getting ready to try and skip Googley across the water.

"Tala! Don't do that!" begged Kai.

"Why not?"

"Coz, he's MY pet and I said no! Besides-"

Tala just ignored Kai and skipped Googley across the water, he jumped eight times.

"-I wanted to do that"

END FLASHBACK

"You guys are crazy" sighed Ray. "Anyway, now that I know what all your strange pets are and where they live, we can get back to cleaning"

I hate cleaning Thought Kai as he picked up another of his shirts and put it on the 'Kai's stuff' pile.

TBC... maybe

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