CHAPTER 7!!!
"Hey guys! We're home!" Hiro and Kenny had just returned from shopping for more beyblade parts.
"Max? Why is there a horse in the lounge room?"asked Kenny.
"I don't know, but isn't he pretty?"
"Tyson, why are you handcuffed to Max?" asked Hiro.
"With MY handcuffs! I was wondering where they were!" exclaimed Kenny.
Everyone went silent and stared at Kenny.
"What?"
"These are YOURS?" said Tyson.
"Yes"
"They're pink"
"I know, they remind me of Ming Ming" replied Kenny, staring off into space.
"Well, if they're yours, you can get us the key" said Max, it took a while, but he was finally over his sugar-high.
"You don't have the key?" asked Kenny.
"No, just the handcuffs"
"The key was with them last time I saw them so it'll probably be wherever you found the handcuffs"
"That doesn't really help us much, Chief, considering where Tala found these" said Tyson.
"Which was where exactly?" asked Hiro.
"Under Kai's bed, Tala and Bryan are helping Kai and Ray clean their room."
"Did Tala and Bryan bring a horse with them?"
"No, the horse is Kai's, his name is Pizza, and he lives in the basement"
Hiro started walking towards the stairs.
"Hey, Bro! Where're you goin'?"
"To talk to Kai about his horse"
"Wait for me, Hiro, I need to ask Kai where the key to my handcuffs is!" called Kenny, running to catch up to Hiro, who was already half-way up the stairs.
"Hey guys!" said Ray as Hiro and Kenny entered the room.
"What happened in here?! It looks like a bomb went off!" exclaimed Hiro, looking around at the mess on the floor.
"Believe it or not, this was all under Kai's bed." explained Ray.
"Oh my!"exclaimed Kenny.
"What're you two doing in here?" asked Kai, picking up something that looked suspiciously like a G-string and putting it on a pile.
"Kenny's looking for the key to his handcuffs, you know the pink ones linking Tyson and Max?" answered Hiro.
"Those are YOURS?!!!" exclaimed Tala, falling into yet another hysterical laughing fit, he was having lots of those today.
"Yes, and I need the key" said Kenny nervously.
"Good luck finding it in this mess!" said Bryan.
"Is it just me or did this mess get bigger since the last time I was in here?" asked Tyson, he and Max were standing at the door. "And is that soup I can see next to Bryan, under the book?"
Tala took a quick glance at the green, slimy-looking substance Tyson was referring to, and after exchanging a smirk with Kai and Bryan he said "Sure, Tyson, it's soup."
"YAY! SOUP!" shouted Tyson, running over to it (dragging Max with him of course), picking up the bowl and draining it in one gulp.
"Tala! Why'd you do that?!" yelled Ray, picking up a book and whacking Tala over the head with it.
"OW! Hey, I didn't think he'd ACTUALLY eat it!"
"Mmmmmmmmm, that was great! You got any more, Kai?" said Tyson.
"I'll be back" said Kai as he ran off in the direction of the bathroom, his hand over his mouth.
"Tyson, I think you should go see a doctor, that can't have been good for you" suggested Hiro.
"What do you mean?" asked Tyson.
"Do you know how long that's been under Kai's bed?" asked Ray.
"No, why?"
"We haven't had soup for six months"
"What?! You tricked me!" accused Tyson, pointing at Tala.
"You can't blame me! You were the one dumb enough to listen to me!"
"I hate you!"
"I love you too"
Kai walked back into the room carrying what seemed to be two meerkats.
"Rock and Roll got out"
"Where were they?" asked Tala.
"In the bathroom, drinking toilet water"
"Where did you get meerkats, Kai?" asked Hiro.
"I found them under a truck"
"He has a lot of strange pets" explained Ray, handing Hiro the list Tala, Bryan and Kai had written for him earlier.
"Why on Earth did you name a chicken Destructo?"
FLASHBACK
"Get that chicken under control right now or we're having chicken soup for dinner!" Spencer was not impressed with Kai's new chicken, which was now sprinting around the room, jumping from the furniture and breaking absolutely everything in its path.
CRASH!
"I got her!" called Tala triumphantly, after tackling the chicken he had finally managed to stop the destruction.
"Now take it and put it somewhere it can't do any damage" ordered Spencer.
The chicken was put in a cage and the cage place in the spare room and the door was shut.
"Who's gonna name this one?" asked Tala.
"I am" declared Bryan. "And I'm gonna call her Destructo"
END FLASHBACK
"Ineteresting. What about Bitey the bat?" asked Hiro.
FLASHBACK
"OW!!!!" screamed Ian.
"What happened?" asked Kai.
"YOUR DAMN BAT BIT ME!!!"
"Good bat, do it again"
"OW!!!! DON'T ENCOURAGE IT!!!"
"I have a name for this one!" declared Tala.
"What is it?" asked Kai.
"Bitey!"
END FLASHBACK
"Uh huh. Why did you name a monkey Strip-Tease? Or don't I wanna know?"
"You don't wanna know" answered Kai. "But I'll tell you anyway"
FLASHBACK
"Hey, Kai! Come here! You gotta see this!" called Tala over the noise of the crowded market.
"What is it?" asked Kai, pushing through the crowd to get to his friend.
"A monkey! And he dances!"
"Whoa! A pole dancing monkey! I'm gonna buy him!"
"Haha! Yeah! His name could be Strip-Tease!"
END FLASHBACK
"Riiiggghhht. And Chargey the sheep?"
"Well, Chargey the sheep is a ram so the story behind his name is pretty self-explanatory" said Kai.
"But flashbacks are fun!!!!" Whined Tala.
"Fine, ONE more flashback."
FLASHBACK
"AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! SPENCER SAVE ME!!!! KAI'S SHEEP IS CHASING ME!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!" screamed Ian, running laps of the apartment, trying to escape the latest addition to Kai's odd collection of pets.
"KAI! Its YOUR pet! Make it stop chasing Ian and keep it somewhere it won't be tempted to do it again!" shouted Spencer, all this noise was ruining his favourite show.
"Ok, ok, I'll put him with Destructo in the spare room. Tala, help me catch him"
It took six hours, but Kai and Tala finally managed to get the sheep into the spare room.
"So...have...you...named...him...yet?" asked Tala, falling to his knees in exhaustion.
"I...was...going...to...let...you...do...that"
"Oh...in...that...case...his...name...is...um...Chargey"
END FLASHBACK
"Kai, you're insane" said Hiro turning back to the mess on the floor. "What's that bra doing there?"
"Hey! That's my Mum's!" shouted Max.
TBC...
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