CHAPTER 9!!!!
Sorry this chapter took so long, I had school work and some idiot kid kept slave driving me (yes, I'm talking about you, Max!). I made it extra long to compensate.
Warning: There will be cookies in this chapter! (don't say I didn't warn you)
Disclaimer: No owny beyblade or cookies
"Hey, Kai! You found my lucky undies!!!" exclaimed Max.
"Get...them...off...my...face...NOW!!!" said Kai, giving Max the do-what-I-say-or-I-will-drown-you-in-that-vortex-which-probably-has-more-of-Tyson's-dirty-underpants-in-it glare.
As Max pulled the pink boxers off Kai's face he notice soomething out of the corner of his eye.
Is that a foot?
"Is that a foot?" asked Tala, it seemed Max wasn't the only one who had noticed this.
"That can't be comfortable" observed Ray "Somebody pull them out"
Bryan grabbed the random foot and pulled hard. A young boy came flying out of the vortex and knocked him over.
"Daichi?" said Ray.
"Where am I?" asked Daichi, looking around the room. "This looks suspiciously like Kai and Ray's room"
"That's because it IS Kai and Ray's room" explained Bryan, pushing Daichi off him.
"Daichi, weren't you putting everyone's dirty socks in the wash?" asked Kenny, feeling a little left out as everybody was ignoring him (A/N: Including me...I sorta forgot he was there, sorry people).
"Yea, I fell in the washing machine and ended up here. What the fuck is up with that?!"
Just the a huge pile of wet, dirty socks flew out of the vortex and onto Tala's head.
"EEEEEEWWWWW!!!!" he yelled, jumping up and down, brushing them off his head with his hands.
"So that's why nobody can ever find any socks around here" mused Ray, watching Tala struggle with the socks.
"I'm hungry! Ray feed me!" ordered Daichi.
"Yes, Ray. Feed us!" agreed Tala.
"Fine, I guess we should take a break" said Ray. "What do you guys wanna eat?"
"COOKIES!" came the unanimous response.
"Ok, I'll make cookies"
Everyone rushed downstairs to the lounge room to wait for the cookies while Ray went into the kitchen. Tala got to the room first and came to an abrupt stop in the doorway.
"Oh dear" he said before the others crashed into him one by one, resulting in everyone landing in a heap on the floor.
"Why'd you stop?" asked Kai from near the bottom of the pile.
"Um...Kai, take a look around the room" said Tala.
Kai did as he was told, but still couldn't quite work out what had made Tala stop so suddenly.
"Notice anything missing?" asked the red-head.
Kai looked around the room again, this time he noticed a small pile of fluff in the middle of the room.
That's odd He thought Wait a minute...
"Where the fuck is the couch?"
"Exactly what I was thinking" said Tala.
"Hey, look! Fluff!" exclaimed Max, crawling out of the mass of bodies to jump in it.
"Max, don't do that! You don't know where it's been!" scolded Kenny also freeing himself from the tangle of bodies.
"Tyson! Come jump in the fluff with me!" shouted Max, totally ignoring Kenny.
"Coming!" called Tyson, struggling to get himself out from underneath Kai.
Kai, amused by Tyson's pathetic attempts to get up, just lay there, smirking evilly.
"KAI!!!" yelled a very frustrated Tyson.
"Yes, Tyson" said Kai, still smirking.
"GET OFF ME!!!"
"No"
"GET OFF ME, KAI!!!"
"I don't see that happening"
"GET OFF ME!!!!"
"Kai, just get off him" pleaded Bryan, Tyson was yelling in his ear.
"Yeah, Kai. I think he's gonna explode if you don't" said Tala laughing.
"I think I'll wait for him to explode" said Kai.
"KAI!!!!" screamed Tyson.
Hiro, sick of having to listen to his little brother complaining, climbed out from underneath Bryan. He grabbed Kai, and threw him off Tyson.
"Thanks bro!" called Tyson as he ran over to join Max fluff diving.
"Now, where do you think the couch went?" asked Hiro after the three Russians had gotten to their feet.
"I'M HUNGRY! Ray is taking too long!!!" everyone ignored Daichi's little outburst as they were too busy looking for the couch.
"Not under here" declared Tala, lifting up the coffee table.
"Idiot" said Kai.
They heard a ripping sound coming from around the corner. Following the sound they found Pizza standing on a part of the missing couch, eating it. Tala just burst out laughing and collapsed into the wall.
"I didn't know horses could eat couches" mused Kai, watching the destruction his pet was causing with great interest.
"I think we should put him back in the basement, Kai" said Bryan, walking over to Pizza and grabbing his halter.
"Good idea" agreed Hiro.
Bryan led Pizza back to the basement. Then they all congregated around the remains of the couch. They told Max and Tyson what had happened and they both burst into tears.
"We...should...give...it...a...proper...burial" said Max between sobs.
"Get a grip! You're crying over a couch!" shouted Bryan.
"Don't insult Couchy!!!" yelled Tyson.
"Oh great! Now they're naming it!"
"Couchy was our friend! He deserves our respect!" shouted Max.
"Will a proper burial for Couchy make you shut up?" asked Kai.
"Yes" answered Tyson after about ten minutes of intense thinking.
"Fine, shall we cremate him or bury him in the ground?"
"Cremate him, then spead his ashes around the room" said Max.
"Is it absolutely necessary to cover the lounge room in soot?" asked Kenny as they made their way to the backyard with the remains of 'Couchy'.
"Not soot, ashes" corrected Tyson.
"Ok, anyone got a match?" asked Tala, having dug a hole and dropped the couch's remains into it and covering them with petrol. (God knows where they found petrol)
"I have a lighter" offered Kai, pulling a bright red cigarette lighter out of his pocket.
"Ooooooooo shiny!!!" exclaimed Max, staring at the lighter as though hypnotised.
"That'll do. Give it here" said Tala.
Kai passed him the lighter and he lit a corner of the fluff before stepping back as 'Couchy' went up in flames. A few minutes later the flames disappeared, leaving a small pile of ash in the hole.
"Now to spread his ashes in the lounge room!" said Tyson, jumping into the hole with an empty jar and collecting the still warm ash from the bottom.
"Uh...Don't you want to...uh... keep the ashes. To...uh...remember him by?" said Kai, trying to save what was left of the lounge room from being sootified.
"You have a point" said Max. "Put him on the mantlepiece Tyson"
Hiro, Kenny, Kai, Tala and Bryan all heaved a sigh of relief, the lounge room was safe, for now. Daichi on the other hand, was trying to eat Kai's scarf.
"Stop that...NOW!" said Kai, whacking Daichi on the head with a stick.
"Ow! Hey, I told you I was hungry!" that comment earned Daichi another whack with the stick.
"My scarf is not edible!"
They made their way back to the lounge room. Tyson took Max's suggestion and put the ashes on the mantlepiece. Just as they had all settled down to wait, Ray appeared, holding a huge plate of cookies. They all lunged at him and tried to grab it, but Kai emerged victorious. Holding the plate above his head so that only he, Tala, Bryan and Spencer could reach it.
"KAI!!!" yelled Daichi.
"Yes" said Kai, faking innocence.
"Let us reach the cookies!" demanded Tyson.
"No, I don't think I will"
"Kai, please!" begged Max, giving Kai the almighty, irresistable, puppy dog eyes.
Kai tried to resist, but failed. As he was slowly lowering his arms, holding the cookies out to Max, something lifted the plate off his hands. Kai opened his eyes, though not remebering having closed them and turned to look at the thing that stole the cookies. It was Tala. Kai tried to snatch the cookies off him, but he lifted them high above his head and , Tala being slightly taller than Kai and having slightly longer arms, Kai couldn't reach the plate.
"Tala!" said Kai, stretching as high as he could, the cookies just out of reach.
"Yes, Kai" replied Tala, smirking.
Tala's smirk faded as he felt something take the plate.
"No fair, Spencer! Now no one can reach it!" shouted Kai, still trying in vain to reach it.
While no one was looking, Bryan grabbed a chair, pushed it up behind Spencer and stood on it. He took the plate off Spencer and put it on the fan before anyone noticed anything.
"Hey! How'd the cookies get on the fan?" asked Max.
Bryan collapsed in a fit of laughter.
"Oooookaaayy. I'm not even going to ask how you got those up there" said Kai.
Max climbed onto Tyson's shoulders.
"Damnit! Can't reach!"
"Let me" said Daichi, jumping onto Max's shoulders.
They still couldn't reach.
CLICK
The fan started spinning, sending cookies flying everywhere. Somehow everyone except Kai, who was standing next to the fan's on switch, was knocked unconscious by the airborne treats.
"Now they'r mine! All mine! Mwahahahaha!" with that he gathered all the cookies and left the room, chuckling evilly all the way.
TBC...
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