"Wow! This place is huge!" Ganon said as they walked inside the Temple of Doom.

It was more of a cave, with the bumpy floors and the bumpy walls.

"It's like heaven in here!" Ganon said with joy. If you had forgotten, Ganon is an evil mastermind.

"But it looks like it could use a little paint. Maybe some pink or some purple. What do you think Gan-ster?" Link asked.

"I like black. And don't call me Gan-ster or I'll rip out your eyes, eat them for dinner and wash them down with and ice cold can of Pepsi. Buy one now." Ganon winked and took out a can of Pepsi while he said that.

They walked in farther. This temple reminded Link of when he was a child. It reminded him of when he was on a mission to destroy all of the monsters in Dodongo's Cavern. (Dodongo's Cavern is a level in Ocarina of Time is you didn't know.) It reminded him of that because of the bridge right in front of them that lead to a small platform. It also reminded him of Dodongo's Cavern because of those extremely annoying robot thing that shoots a laser through its ONE eye whenever you get too close to it.

Ganon kept walking straight, not knowing of the danger.

"Wait! Ganon!" Link screamed.

Ganon looked back at Link.

"It's okay! I think I know what I'm doing!" Ganon yelled back, but since he wasn't watching where he was going. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT! "OOOW! Did you have to aim for my balls!"

(That joke was dumb.)

Link ran really fast, did a leap frog over Ganon and smashed a bomb on its head.

"Ganon stand back." Link warned him.

They stepped back and the robot thing blew up right is front of them.

"You sure got a lot of neat weapons there Link." Ganon said.

"Yep. I have a sword, a boomerang, bombs and a slingshot. I still even have that rusty old flame thrower I bought in the first game I was ever in." Link said.

"Ah, yes. I remember that. That was the good ol' days where the game was just called The Legend of Zelda." Ganon said. "As a matter of fact I just bought that game for the classic NES series for Gameboy Advance!"

"Cool." Link said.

Meanwhile…

"Da na na na na na na na! Da na na na na na na na! BAT MAAAAAN!" Kirby sang as he Roy and Jigglypuff were riding in the Batmobile to go and find Link and Ganon.

"SHUT UP! I'm under enough stress already, trying to find them." Roy screamed.

Jigglypuff started to cry and get really mad. So, she jumped out of her seat and started whacking Roy in the face until her passed out. Then she drew on his face with her trusty black marker.

"Hahaha! That was hillarious!" Kirby laughed.

Kirby and Jigglypuff kept laughing until..

BANG! SMASH! KABLOOM!

They crashed into a wall because they were stupid enough to let the driver pass out. They somehow managed to survive though. They were all covered in blood though. Roy was covered in blood and black marker thanks to Jigglypuff. Kirby and Jigglypuff were just standing there and Roy was still passed out. His eyes open. The only thing Roy could think of was hurting Jigglypuff.

Kirby and Jigglypuff were talking about the crash and didn't notice Roy standing up. Roy took out a gun and shot Jigglypuff in the leg. Jigglypuff let out a cry and fell to the ground.

"Roy! Where did you get that gun!" Kirby screamed.

"Uh…It fell from the sky." Roy replied.

And that was the truth. It did fall from the sky. (Just like all the items in Super Smash Bros.)

Meanwhile..

There were monsters everywhere in the cave. Left, right, up and down. There were even monsters diagonally. Link and Ganon met up with a giant snake.

"Uh..Link? Know any jokes that giant snakes like?" Ganon asked.

"No. But I do know how to speak snake. I could try to reason with it." Link said.

"Good idea. Do that."

"Uh..Sla slee slee slee. Sloo sla sleeeepsla slo slo?" Link asked.

Translation: Will you move out of the way right now so we can go save the world from the dynamite eating lady and than come back here and save the world from great big ugly snakes like you?

The snake started to cry and ran away.

"What did you say?" Ganon asked.

"I said we were going to save the world." Link replied.

"Good job!"

They walked through a door into and empty room.

"HEY! A ROOM WITHOUT MONSTERS! SWEET!" Link shouted really loudly.

"YOU HAVE AWAKENED ME FROM MY BEAUTY NAP! I MUST DESTROY YOU!"a loud voice yelled.

Something fell from the ceiling and landed in front of them. It was a strange looking monster. It was a pink cyclops with a club in its hand. It was wearing green shorts with flowers on them.

"Where did you buy those shorts?" Link asked. "I must get some for myself."

The cyclops stared at Link.

"Oh, and what a beautiful eye you have."

The cyclops just kept staring. His eyebrows narrowed.

"STOP MOCKING ME!" the cyclops got so angry he tried to smash Link with his club. But Link was too fast. He jumped out of the way.

They were battling now. Ganon was just leaning on the wall watching them fight. The cyclops noticed Ganon and tried to hit him with his club. Ganon moved out of the way. The club made a hole in the wall. The hole led outside. You could see light.

"AAAAAGH! I HATE LIGHT!" the cyclops screamed.

He hates light eh? Link thought.

Link pulled something out of his pocket.

"Come on flame thrower. Don't fail me now!" Link said.

He pressed down on the button, but only a tiny bit of smoke came out.

Ah crap! Link thought.

Link noticed Ganon in the corner of his eye waving a newer flame thrower.

"Why didn't you tell me you had one? Toss it here!" Link said.

Ganon did as he was told and tossed the flame thrower to Link. Link pressed down of the button and a huge blast of fire came out.

"AAAAH! I HATE FIRE JUST AS MUCH AS I HATE LIGHT!" the cyclops screamed just before he was burnt to a crisp.

"YES!" Link yelled.

He ran up to Ganon and they high-fived each-other. Never thought that would ever happen. They ran into the next room. There was a stand in there with two things on them. There was a bright light shining on the stand. They walked up to it. They could hardly see what was on the stand because of the bright light. They took the two things off. They were two nose plugs. There was a piece of parchment on the stand also. Link read it out loud.

"When you where the nose plugs you will not fall under the spell of magical powder." He said. And that was all the parchment said.

"Good thing there was two nose plugs." Ganon said.

They went back into the room that Link fought the cyclops in and crawled through the hole that the club made. And they were outside.

"YAAAY!"

End of chapter four. Hope you liked my longest chapter. R&R plz.