When they got outside, they were surprised to see, Roy, Kirby and Jigglypuff.

"Uh..Hi." Link said. "Why do you have a beat jeep with a sign that say The Batmobile and painted on bat symbols?"

"It's because it the cheapest thing we could find!" Roy replied.

"I wanted the tricycle!" Kirby whined. "NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR!"

There was silence and everyone was staring at Kirby.

"What? It was half off."

They stopped staring at Kirby.

"Um..Can we have a ride?" Link asked.

"Sure.." Roy said, grinning menacingly. "MUHAHAHA! MUHAHAHA!"

"OKAY! Shut up and let's go!" Ganon yelled.

When they got into the car, Link took out the map and looked at it. Roy glance at the map and gasped.

"You got that from a Square-Enix character, didn't you. I can tell from the funny looking drawings." He said.

Note: Once again, I do not hate square-enix! I LOVE SUARE-ENIX. The drawings aren't funny looking either, that's just what the Nintendo characters in my story think. 'Cause they hate suare-enix.

"Um..uh..um..SHUT UP!" Link screamed.

They sat in the car silently for a while. Then Link asked,

"Do you even know where we're going?"

"Uh..Of course I do."replied Roy.

"Oh. Okay."

It was a long drive. Link,Ganon,Kirby and Jigglypuff fell asleep. You could've sworn Roy fell asleep at the wheel, because they hit eight mail boxes, three dogs, one cat, 4 pedestrians and Paris Hilton. Finally, the car stopped. Link woke up because Roy accidentally slammed the brakes really hard.

Meanwhile..

Mario was sitting one the couch when Luigi walked in. He was all muscular.

"Luigi? Have you been working out?" Mario asked.

"Yeah." Luigi said lifting up his shirt. "Wanna touch my rock hard, sweaty abs?"

"Um..I'm not gonna answer that question."

"Aw. C'mon. You know you want to. Isn't it tempting?"

"I'm not gonna answer that either."

"C'mon touch it. You can put your gloves on."

"Fine."

Mario put on his gloves, got off the couch and walked over to Luigi. He poked his abs.

"This is extremely awkward."

BOOM!

The doors slammed open and can you guess who came in? ROY..and the others.

"You lying piece of crap!" Link screamed.

"I did what I had to do." Roy said.

"Oh, yeah. RIGHT.." Link said sarcastically. "I bet you didn't even know why we were out."

"Um..You were getting me a present for my birthday which is next week."

"NO! I wasn't getting you a present for your birthday which is next week."

"Oh! That's really thoughtful of you!"

"I'M GANONDORF!" Ganon screamed.

They all stared at Ganon.

"What? I've only said one thing this whole chapter and it wasn't even funny!"

They stopped staring at Ganon and got back to the argument.

"If you're gonna be a dick, then let's fight!" Link said.

"Fine, you..you..you super ass face, crab bum."

"What?"

"Um..You happy bunny..?"

"No."

"SHUT UP."

They walked up to Master Hand.

"Master Hand? We need to battle." Link said.

"Pick a level." Master Hand said like he hated his job.

"Um..I pick Saffron City." Roy said.

Master Hand pressed a button and they were immediately transported to Saffron City. When they got there, they saw Pikachu with a bunch of other Pikachus who were possibly relatives.

"What're you doing here Pikachu?" Link asked.

"Pika pi pika pi pi." Pikachu said

Translation: I'm not Pikachu. I'm Pikajew and this is my Barmitzvah.

"Oh. We better leave then." Link said.

As soon as Link said that, Master Hand transported them back to Smash Mansion.

"Where would you like to go now?" he asked.

"I'll pick this time." Link said." Hmm…I know! I know! Let's pick at random!"

So, they picked at random and they ended up going to Hyrule Castle. The were immediately transported there.

"Yay! This my level! Mine! Mine! All mine!" Link said. "This gives me a better chance of winning!"

"GO!"a loud voice screamed.

They both had 3 lives. They started off with 0 damage, as usual.

"I SHALL DEFEAT YOU! MUHAHAHA! MUHAHAHA!" Roy screamed.

"Shut up weiner face." Link said as he slashed Roy.

Roy now had 15 damage. Link kept slashing and slashing. Roys damage kept getting higher and higher. 30, 45, 100, 150, 211, 300, 400, 500!

"HOW COME YOU WON'T DIE?" Link screamed.

"I super glued my feet to the ground so I wouldn't fall off." Roy said.

"Well, that's cheap." Link said. "You also shouldn't have told my that."

"What? Why?"

"Because.."

Link slid his sword right under Roy's feet causing them to come off the ground. Then Link kicked Roy.

"I'm smarter than you!"

Roy went flying and there was a loud crash. Roy reappeared on a floating platform, then he jumped off.

"This time I will destroy you!" Roy screamed as he hacked Link with his sword.

"Ow! That hurt! What is wrong with you!" Link said. "Now go to your room and think about what you did."

"Yes Link."

Roy turned around and started walking straight. He wasn't looking at where he was going, so he fell off and lost another life. He reappeared again with an angry face. Link was laughing really hard.

"Ha ha ha ha! You are extremely dumb!" he said.

Roy was really mad by now. He jumped down.

"That was low! Real low!" he said. "I'm going to defeat you, NO MATTER WHAT!"

He started slashing Link so fast that he had no time to dodge it. You could here a crowd cheering,

"GO ROY! GO ROY!"

Roy slashed Link one last time and the he went flying and made a big crash. Link was on the floating platform now, instead of Roy. Roy was laughing his head off.

"Ha! I knew I could do it!" he said.

"You've only killed my once! I've killed you twice. You haven't made it even yet."Link said as he jumped down.

A box fell down from the sky, right in front of Roy. He slashed it open. A Pokeball, a fan and a hammer came out. Roy smiled and grabbed the hammer.

Uh-oh! Link thought.

The music started playing and the chase begun. Link started running and jumping. He tried to get away, but he got hit. He didn't die, but his damage increased by a lot. He ran right to the edge.

Maybe, just as Roy goes to attack, I'll jump out of the way and he'll fall off. I hope this works. He thought.

Roy attacked. Link tried to jump away, but he was pushed off the cliff instead. He came back on the platform. Roy was laughing even harder this time. Just as Link came down a Bob-bomb came down too.

"Ha ha ha! You thought you could win, but now we're even and I'm gonna take you down!" Roy said.

"Oh yeah!" Link said.

"Yeah!"

"You really think an ass like you could defeat me. I don't think so."

They were so busy arguing, they forgot about the Bob-Bomb. It was walking in between them now.

"YOU SUCK!" Roy screamed.

Just as he said that, the Bob-Bomb blew up and they both went flying in opposite directions. They had both lost. It was a tie.

Just as the battle was finished, they were transported back in front of Master Hand.

"The winner is…both of you. Woo hoo…I'm so happy…"he said sarcastically.

"A tie?" Roy said.

"That means we're evenly matched!" Link said.

"Yep."

"Good game dick face." Link said as he shook Roy's hand.

So they were evenly matched and they were happy.

"YAAY!"

End of chapter 5. In the next chapter you will get to see Link and Ganon try to escape. Stay tuned. OOOOOOH…Bye!