Disclaimer: I DON'T FRIGGIN OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS!

Link, Ganon and Navi started their journey once again. Ganon looked at Navi. He just kept staring. He started to drool. Finally, Navi noticed him.

"Stop staring at my naked body." Navi said as she slapped Ganon.

"OW! You hit my funny bone and it's not funny! It's horribly painful." Ganon said angrily. "I wonder why they're called funny bones anyways."

"Maybe it's because it hurts you then the people who hate you think it's so funny that they laugh their heads off." Link said.

"Maybe." Ganon said. "Hey, do you think anybordy's actually laughed their head off?"

"Well, it might have happened. Maybe, somebody laughed and got their head cut off."

"Nah. It would have probably been the work of bombs"

Man. These guys are morons. Navi thought. Maybe I should say that out loud. I think I will. Right now. Yeah. Right now.

"Man. You guys are morons."she said.

Link and Ganon had calculators, books and pencils with them.

"Then why are we solving math problems?" Link said.

"But…Aah…Who cares."

They were walking and walking. Link and Ganon's feet started to hurt and Navi's wings were all worn out. The darkness slowly started to dissapear and the sun started to come up.

Meanwhile…

Roy was lying in bed when his alarm clock woke him up. He jumped out of bed like a rabbit and said really loudly with a girlish opera tone in his voice,

"GOOOOD MORNING!"

"AH! NOT AGAIN!" you could hear someone say.

Roy didn't pay any attention to that and ran out into the hall.

I should check up on Link! He thought.

He ran up to Link's room, opened the door and said once again,

"GOOOD MORNING!"

He looked around.

"OH MY GOD!" he screamed. "Somebody actually got up at the same time as me. That's amazing! I should throw a party! Yes! In honor of Link! The man who was as brave as me!"

Meanwhile…

"OH MY GOD! I just had this strange feeling that Roy just woke up, saw that I wasn't there, thinks that I woke up at the same time as him and is throwing a huge party for me. Too bad I'm not there." Link said.

"That'll never happen." Navi said. "Roy is an ass."

"How do you know? You've never met him." Link asked.

"Oh, I dated him for six months." Navi replied.

Link and Ganon looked at each other and cracked up laughing.

"Roy and a naked fairy! Hahaha! That's funny!" Ganon laughed.

"Yeah! That's hillarious! Imagine if they got married and had children!" Link laughed.

They kept laughing until Navi slapped them both.

"WE DID HAVE A CHILD! LOOK AT HIM!" Navi screamed as she showed them a picture.

"Ha ha ha! Look at his fairy wings!" Link said.

"Yeah! And his blue body!" Ganon said.

"And his fairy wand!"

"HEY! I THOUGHT THE FAIRY WAND WAS CUTE!" Navi screamed.

They stopped talking for a while, until Ganon asked,

"Weren't we supposed to be saving the world from the dynamite spitting lady? And what's the second place we're heading too? And are we still drunk?"

"Yes, we're still drunk. Don't you remember? We drank the Drunk Forever Beer." Link explained.

"No. I don't remember. I'm drunk." Ganon replied.

Meanwhile…

Everything at the mansion was set for the party. There were balloons, cake and everything you would possibly think of that would be at a party, but the only on there was Roy.

"Nobody showed up! WAAAA! Not even the guest of honor." Roy cried.

Meanwhile (AGAIN)…

"MUHAHAHA! The world will be destroyed by my amazing dynamite! Isn't that right Poochy?" said an attractive lady in a red dress.

"Yes master."said a talking poodle.

"Shall we go over the plan?"

"Yes master."

"Okay. First we shall gather all the men on Earth into one place and I SHALL DESTROY THEM!" she yelled.

"Excellent."

"Yes, very excellent indeed."

MEANWHILE!

"Didn't I ask what the second place we were going to was?" Ganon asked. "Link, you havve the map, tell me."

"It says here that we're supposed to go to a place called THE JUNGLE OF DEATH." Link said. "And it is actually in all capital letters."

"JUNGLES! I hate jungles! Especially when they involve DEATH!" Ganon complained.

"Don't worry. We'll be fine…If we aren't killed by VENOMOUS GORRILAS!" Navi said just to make Ganon scared.

"AAAAH!" Ganon screamed.

"Navi. Don't scare him like that. There's no such thing as a venomous gorrila." Link said.

"Thanks Link. I thought she was telling the truth." Ganon said.

BOOM!

All of a sudden, a huge venomous gorrila jumped in front of them.

"AAAAH!" Ganon screamed like a girl.

"GRRR…You said my species wasn't real! I will kill you!" the gorrila growled.

"Kill him Link!" Ganon said.

"ALRIGHT!" Link said as he went for his sword, but all he pulled out was PARIS HILTON'S ZOMBIE!

"Oh my God!" Link screamed. "Why the hell are you here?"

"You ran over me. Don't you remember?" she said with an evil grin on her face.

"We don't remember. We're drunk." Link and Ganon said at the same time.

"Now you have to kill us both!" the gorrila said.

Will Link destroy Paris Hilton and the venomous gorrila? And will they make it in time before the dynamite spitting lady destroys the world? Find out (I don't mean the next chapter is going to be the last one) in the next chapter of LINK AND GANON'S JOURNEY TO SAVE THE WORLD!