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"Oooh…We're sooo scared." Ganon said.

Paris Hilton's zombie bit Ganon's shoulder.

"OW! That hurt! What is wrong with you!" Ganon screamed.

"Ha ha ha! You could never do that to me!" Navi laughed.

The venomous gorrila ran up to the fairy and swallowed her whole.

"AAAAH! NAVI! NOOO!" Link yelled.

The gorrila reached over and grabbed Link by the throat.

"Mwahahaha!" the gorrila laughed with the zombie.

All of a sudden a net landed on top of the gorrila and Link ran away before he could be caught too.

"How the hell did that happen?" Link asked himself.

"Patrick! I caught one!" an extremely annoying voice said.

"You did? I didn't!" another voice replied.

Link looked to his side and he saw a yellow sponge.

"What?" Link asked himself again. "You do know you just caught a gorrila, right?"

"A gorrila? No. That's a jellyfish in a costume." The sponge replied. "See."

He grabbed the gorrila and tried to rip his mask off, but nothing came off.

"Oops, he he…"

The gorrila ate the sponge.

"OH NO! SPONGEBOB!" Patrick screamed.

All of a sudden a harpoon went right through Patrick's back.

"Oops…" Ganon said.

"Where'd you get a harpoon?" Link asked.

"I don't know…" Ganon replied.

"ROAR!"

"Did Paris Hilton just roar?" Link asked.

"Hahaha! That's funny." Ganon said.

"Grrr…" she growled.

"HAHAHA! SHE JUST GROWLED!" Ganon laughed.

Paris Hilton ran at Ganon. All of a sudden, a blast of fire hit her head, causing her to have no head, causing her to not be able to see, making it a lot easier for Link and Ganon.

Link was holding his flame thrower. (read chapter 4)

"I'M SAFE!" Ganon screamed.

Paris kept running around in circles (with no head) until she fell to the ground.

"YAY!"

"HEY! I'm still here!" the gorrila screamed.

The gorrila looked angry.

"Hey! Why don't we make this next battle…EPIC!" Link said.

"YAY!" the gorrila and Ganon said at the same time.

"I'll be the referee!" Ganon said.

"Okay."

Ganon had to set everything up for their battle. All he had to do was move Link really far away from the gorrila.

"So. Since you guys have to run at eachother and take turns screaming as you run. Is that clear?" Ganon asked.

"YES!" they both replied.

"On your mark, get set, GO!"

Link and Gorrila-Man (that's what I'll call him from now on) started running at each other.

"GAAAH!" the gorrila screamed.

"YAAAH!" Link screamed.

"GAAAH!"

"YAAAH!"

"GAAAH!"

"YAAAH!"

This just keeps going, so why don't I just tell you what's happening back at the Smash Mansion.

The mansion was very very loud at the moment. Luigi was screaming at the top of his lungs about how his Pop Tart wouldn't fit in the toaster. Mario was following Peach and she was screaming at him about how he was a pervert. Roy was really angry because no one showed up at his party. And the rest of the smashers were just screaming because they didn't know why everybody else was screaming and they just wanted to join in.

Meanwhile…

"GAAAH!"

"YAAAH!"

Finally, Link and Gorrila-Man got right next to eachother and started…slapping eachother… Okay…this is odd. Why would they be slapping eachother? I'M CONFUSED!

"STOP SLAPPING!" Ganon screamed. "I am the referee, and I made a rule (just now) that there is no slapping aloud!"

"We didn't know." Gorrila-Man said.

"We're sorry." Link apologized.

"You better be. Now, you can only punch, bite, and wacking with a sword." Ganon explained.

So, Gorrila-Man bit Link in the leg. So, Link cut off one of Gorrila-Man's arms. Gorrila-Man let go of Link. Gorrila-Man was really angry now. So, he scratched Link.

"HEY! No scratching!" Ganon yelled. "Now, Link gets to cut your head off!"

"Okay." Gorrila-Man agreed.

Link got ready to cut off his head, but before he could, a harpoon flew right through Gorrila-Man's back.

"What the hell?" Link said.

He looked around and saw Patrick standing there. Patrick ran up to the gorrila and took the harpoon out of his back.

"I'm back from the dead and I will use the same bloody harpoon that you used to kill me, to kill you, GANONDORF!" Patrick said as he started chasing Ganon.

"AAAAH!" Ganon screamed as he ran away.

"Oh Ganondorf." Link said.

End of chapter 8. Have you ever noticed how I usually put Ganon and Link saying "YAAY!" at the end. Well, for this chapter and the last one, I haven't been writing it. So, I shall randomly put Luigi saying it, just for your enjoyment!

"YAAY!" Luigi said. "Man, I hate this. All I ever get to do, is stupid parts in Master Sword 08's story! Why can't I have a big part? I want a big part!"

Stayed tuned for the next chapter and see if Luigi joins in on the fun!