Disclaimer: Once again, (to all of the people who read my story) I do not own Super Smash Brothers.

"Hey Link?" Ganon said as they walked towards their next destination.

"Yeah?" Link said.

"Is goober a word?" Ganon asked.

"I don't know. It kind of sounds like the word booger." Link replied.

"Oh, because, I thought that Goober was the opposite of booger. Like, you know, instead of coming out of your nose, its comes out of your belly button."

"Uh, goobers don't come out of your belly button, belly but lint does. And I call it the stomach hole."

Link and Ganon had stopped talking for a while. All of a sudden, something crashed right in front of them. It started to sing.

"LUIGI IS HERE AND HE'S HERE TO SAY, HE CAN DEFEAT ALL THE BAD GUYS EVER CREATED!"

"Luigi? What are you doing here?" Link asked.

"Yeah! And your song didn't even rhyme!" Ganon said.

"Why do you guys always have to cramp my style?" Luigi asked.

"Sorry, but…" Link got cut off.

"No buts! I'm fed up! I want an adventure to. My only real adventure was in Luigi's Mansion, and in that I went around with a freakin' vacuum sucking up freakin' ghosts!" Luigi complained.

Note: I love the game, "Luigi's Mansion."

"Uh…Do you want to come with us?" Link asked.

"REALLY? CAN I?" Luigi said using puppy dog eyes.

"Uh…I guess so." Link replied.

"YAY! Let's sing a song about lolly pops and rainbows!" Luigi said.

"This guy is crazy…" Link whispered to Ganon, but Ganon wasn't there. He was already skipping along with Luigi sing a song about lolly pops and rainbows.

Link kept walking. He was getting annoyed by Ganon and Luigi's singing. It was dark out now and they still hadn'y found their destination. Link was about to fall over and sleep, but he heard the most beautiful voice he had ever heard and the voice was singing a song.

"Huh? What's that? Do you guys here it?" Link asked.

"Yes." Ganon and Luigi said at the same time.

"I'm attracted to that voice. I must follow it." Link said. And for some reason he started floating towards the voice. Literally, he was in the air, so were Ganon and Luigi.

They floated right into a jungle. Can you guess what jungle it is? (If you don't remember, read chapter 7.) They stopped right in the middle of the jungle. The saw a woman dressed in all red. She was very attractive and made all three of them drool.

"Hello boys. Did you like my singing?" the lady asked.

"Yes, Mrs. Lady Dressed in Red." They all said at the same time.

"I need a kiss. Do you boys need a kiss?"

"Yes, I got a bo-bo…" Ganon whined.

"Where?" she asked.

"On my knee…WAAAAAH!"

"Well, I'm just gonna go ahead and kiss your lips."

So she bent over and kissed him on the lips. As she was doing that, she sprinkled some powder all over him. They stopped kissing.

"Wow…" Ganon said.

His voice sounded kind of strange. That's because he had his nose plugs on.

"HA! YOU SUCK!" Link laughed. "But I'm really stupid, could I please have a kiss too?"

"Yes…" she said. "MWAHAHAHAHA!"

She kissed Link on the lips and sprinkled the same powder all over him.

Link had his nose plugs on.

"HA! YOU SUCK AGAIN!" he laughed.

"I'd like a kiss too." Luigi said.

"NO! WAIT! LUIGI!" Link and Ganon yelled.

She gave him a kiss and sprinkled a lot of powder on him. When they were finished, Luigi had nose plugs on.

"Huh?" Link was confused. "Where'd you get those?"

"I've been wearing them the whole time!" Luigi replied.

"Oh, well that's odd. I didn't notice." Ganon said.

"THAT'S BECAUSE YOU THINK I'M UGLY AND YOU DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT ME! WAAAAAH!" Lugi cried running around in circles.

"What's with him?" the lady asked.

"Oh, he's kind of retarted." Link said.

"Oh."

"Yeah."

There was silence for a while. Then,

"You guys are losers. I'm out of here." The dynamite lady said. "By the way, I've put a whole bunch of monsters around this jungle. And they are a lot tougher than any spiders you've told jokes too!"

She ran through the jungle.

"Bye!" Ganon said. "Well, she was a nice lady, wasn't she?"

"Shut up Ganon." Link said.

Luigi had passed out and was lying on the ground. Link had to carry him. Luigi finally woke up. When he woke up, he noticed that Link was fighting a big dragon. Ganon was standing next to Luigi to make sure that nobody kidnapped him.

"Whoa, that guy looks scary…" Luigi said.

"Yeah, that dragon is pretty freaky."

"Dragon? I was talking about the guy in green with the fancy sword."

"What? Link's on our side!" Ganon said.

Link was now trying to defeat the dragon with his sword. It was working okay, but it wasn't strong enough to beat the dragon. He needed something stronger.

Man, I need something stronger. Link thought.

He needed something to protect him from fire.

I need something to protect me from fire!

He needed something like water.

I need something like water!

"I KNOW!" he yelled.

He ran over to the river that was right next to them this whole time with a giant bucket of water that was the size of the dragon he was fighting and filled it up.

"YAY!"

He dumped the whole thing on the dragon.

"WAAH!" the dragon cried and ran away.

"Ha! I am so smart!" Link said.

"MY HERO!" Luigi ran up to Link and gave him a big hug.

"What the hell?" Link said.

"No one has ever saved me from a dragon before!" Luigi said. "Usually they just run away from the dragon and leave me there crying!"

Note: Luigi is actually one of my favourite characters. If you thought I hated him, you were wrong.

"Uh…Luigi please step about 5 metres away from me." Link said.

"But I can't hug you from there!"

"I don't really want you to hug me right now."

"Can I hug you in 5 minutes?"

"No." Link said. "I don't want you to hug me at all."

"Oh…Sorry."

"We better get going." Ganon said.

They started walking. Luigi was walking in front of them. He looked proud, like he was the leader or something.

"We gotta ditch him. He's just slowing us down." Ganon whispered to Link.

"Let's let him stay for a while. He could be of SOME use." Link whispered back.

"What? You actually want him to stay?"

"Sure. He shoots fire doesn't he?"

"Yeah, but it's green fire. Mario has red fire. Red fire is better."

"But green fire is unique. It's different."

"You know what I think!" Ganon said a lot louder.

"What do you think!" Link said.

"I think you're turing into a LOSER!"

"Maybe you should leave!"

"FINE! I WILL!"

Ganon ran away.

"FINE! Then I'll just have to change the name of the story to Link and Luigi's Journey to Save the World!"

Link was a little sad now.

"Aww…It's okay." Luigi said as he hugged Link.

"Get off of me!" Link yelled as he pushed Luigi away.

Meanwhile…

"Stupid Link and his stupid green friend!" Ganon said. "Maybe I should just kill him."

As soon as he said that, memories started coming back to him. Memories of how Link always defeated him in the past. The memory of capturing Princess Zelda.

"Maybe I should do that." Ganon said.

"Do what? I can help you. I'm a great helper. Just the other day, I helped Fox do his laundry. And it smelled." A voice said.

"Who are you?" Ganon asked.

Ganon couldn't see him because it was dark in the jungle.

"It's me. Don't you recognize my voice?" the voice asked.

"No, not really." Ganon replied.

"Oh my God!"

He lit a match. Finally, Ganon could see who it was. It was MewTwo.

End of chapter 9. Ooooh. Crazy, surprise end of chapter. Was that crazy are what. No? You knew that Ganon would eventually betray Link? But you didn't know that he would team up with MewTwo? Oh…Anyways, R&R.