Disclaimer: Did you know that I don't own any of these characters. I do own a copy of SSB and SSBM. But I don't own the characters. Maybe I own such Nintendo games as Super Mario 64, Pokemon Snap etc. but other then that I don't own any of the characters.

"WAAAAH! WHY DID HE HAVE TO GO! I LOVED HIM! WAAAH!"

"Uh…Luigi, it's not that big of a deal. We can continue by ourselves." Link said to a sad Luigi.

"Oh. Okay. I just thought it was appropriate for the moment." Luigi replied.

Everything was silent for a while. Then,

KABLAM!

"Have you had a health bar today?" I guy selling health bars said.

"Um, no." Link said.

"You there. The one with the "L" on the hat." He said.

"Me?" Luigi asked.

"You're looking a little chubby around the stomach area. You should buy a health bar."

"Sorry. I don't have any money."

The man looked at Luigi like he was confused.

"Oh. I'm not the one who's selling the health bars."he said. "He is."

He pointed to a man with blonde hair and a big sword.

"Cloud?" Link asked.

"Yes." He replied.

"He's a Square-Enix character. Can we kick him Link?" Luigi asked.

"No. I already did that."

"Oh."

Link stared at Cloud for a minute.

"Why are you selling health bars?"he asked.

"Who told you that?" Cloud asked.

"Him." Link said pointing to a man.

Cloud looked at the guy.

"I don't even know him."

"Link can I kick HIM?" Luigi asked.

"Yes, you can kick him."

Luigi ran off and started kicking the guy.

"Why are you really here?" Link asked.

"I've come to help you."

Meanwhile…

"So you're saying that you're going to help me kill Link by jumping in front of him and sticking a bomb down his throat?" Ganon asked.

MewTwo nodded.

"Hmmm….Seems reasonable." Ganon said. "Okay! Let's go!"

And Ganondorf set off with MewTwo to go and kill Link.

THE END.

Wait. What? That was a horrible ending. It can't end here. I guess it's not the end! CONTINUE!

Meanwhile…

"Why would a Square-Enix character want to help a Nintendo character?" Link asked.

"Well, I'm not really helping you. I just need to save the world."

"Ooooh. A Square-Enix character trying to win the title of AWESOME eh?"

"Sure…However you wanna put it…"

"Nah. We don't need your help." Link said as he started to walk away. "Come on Luigi."

"Wait! Can I at least give you a map?" Cloud asked.

"You mean a map to the castle?"

"Yes."

"You already gave me that, dumbass."

"No! That was a fake one. This one has a short cut to the castle."

"WHAT?" Link said. "You mean we went through all of this crap for nothing?"

"Basically."

"Give me the map." Link ordered with an angry look on his face.

Cloud held it up. Link grabbed it out of his hands. The map had a picture of Smash Mansion on it and a picture of The Dynamite Spitting Lady's castle on it. There was a small arrow coming from Smash Mansion and leading right to the castle. Turns out they were neighbours.

"Oh. My. God." Link said.

"Um…I'll just be off now…" Cloud said.

"NO! Give me your motorcycle!"

"What motorcycle?"

"That one." Link pointed to a motorcycle that was standing right next to Cloud.

"Oh…That. No, you can't borrow Suzy."

"Suzy?"

"Yes."

"Ok…" Link said with a smirk on his face. "Luigi. Go ahead."

"YAAAY!" Luigi said.

Luigi ran right up to Cloud and kicked right in the back of the knee, causing him to fall over.

"GO!" Link said.

Both Link and Luigi jumped on the motorcycle. It started to fly right as they started the engine.

"Wow. This is just like Harry Potter." Link said.

"Link. I have a great idea! How about we call ourselves the GREEN TEAM?"

"Umm…That's a great idea…but….NO…."

They could now see the Smash Mansion and right next to it they could see a castle. They flew down to that castle. When they got there, MewTwo and Ganon were already there.

"WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!" Ganon screamed.

"Yeah! We already killed her poodle!" MewTwo yelled.

"What are you doing here?" Link asked.

"Oh yeah. I'm going to kill you. MUHAHAHAHA- Cough Cough Barf Barf" Ganon said.

"Wow. Don't blow yourself up." Link said.

"Why hello there." A lady said.

"Oh hi. How's it going?" Link asked. "Oh wait…You're the dynamite lady. We're going to kill you now."

"My plan has already started. All of the men are almost here."

Link looked up at a hill. There was a herd of men running towards them. Yes. A herd.

"LET'S FIGHT!" Link screamed.

"Fight! Fight! Fight!" Luigi said.

"Okay." Dynamite Lady said.

She threw a dynamite stick, but the dynamite blew up in the air because Link threw a bomb at the dynamite.

Link threw his sword at her, but it missed and hit the wall.

Damn. Now I've lost my sword. Now I have to find a way to get it back without her blowing me up.

"Lost your sword huh?" she said.

Link had an angry look on his face.

"Dance."

She threw dynamite around Link's feet. He had to jump around to dodge them.

"I still have my arrows." Link said aloud.

He shot an arrow. It missed and hit the wall.

"Damn."

He shot another one. It also missed.

"Damn."

He kept shooting them.

"Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn, etc."

He shot the last one.

"Aw shoot. That was my last arrow." Link said.

"Ha! You really do have bad aim. I didn't even have to move!" Dynamite Lady said. "You really make me laugh. I should MAKE you be my jester.

"Hey Ganon?" MewTwo whispered.

"Yes." Ganon replied.

"Why aren't we trying to kill Link?"

"I dunno. Maybe it's because you suck!"

That doesn't make any sense… MewTwo thought.

Link was paying close attention to the sword that was stuck in the wall.

If only I could find a way to get around her. Link thought.

Link thought for a moment.

"THAT'S IT!" He said.

He started to run. Not towards her, but away from her.

"What are you doing? Are you too frightened of me?" Dynamite Lady asked.

Link hopped on the motorcycle.

"Leaving so soon are we?"

Link flew up in the air.

He flew right behing the Dynamite Spitting Lady. He pulled his sword and flew away. He was in the air now. It looked like he was getting ready to throw his sword again.

Good aim this time. Good aim.

He threw it. The Dynamite Lady didn't have time to think. She didn't even move. She was stabbed right threw the head. There was blood everywhere. Little pieces of brain were scattered all over the ground. Isn't that great?

"Huh?" one of the men in the herd said. "What the hell?"

He looked around.

"EVERYONE! TURN AROUND!" he screamed.

And they all started running together back the way they came.

Link started to walk back home.

"Hey! You haven't fought me yet!" Ganon said.

"We live in the same house. Why don't you just kill me in my sleep?" Link said. "Come on Luigi. Let's go."

When Link got inside, he went straight to Zelda's door. He knocked on it.

"Come in!" Zelda said.

Link opened the door and went inside. He shut the door behind him. Zelda was lying on her bed reading a magazine.

"Link?" she asked. "Oh! I missed you!"

"I missed you too!" Link said.

They stared at each-other for like 5 minutes.

"Just-a do something already!" a voice that was coming from inside the closet said.

"Silly Mario." Link and Zelda both said at the same time and then they all laughed.

THE END.

What a happy ending. Did you like my story? It's my first one and I finally finished it. 10 chapters ago I was just starting my story. I remember it like it was yesterday. Aah…Good times, good times. Anyways, read and review my story if you can. I know all of you have busy schedules.