well here's the next bit of our parody

thanks to shiva for reviweing again , um sorry to tell you this but , yes jean is going to be the lead lady , sorry , we hate jott as much as the next person but for this story it just works but this is going to be the only time that they are ever good leads

hope you are all enjoying this plz let us know by reviewing at the end

Well a few last things are being set up on set ( and the last of the bets are being arranged back stage), Mojo has found him self cornered by a not so happy pair of villans

"I swear if I land in one more pile of pig shit I'm quiting" Pietro argues

"aw come on it cant have been that bad it all washed off didn't it" Mojo asks

"Are you kidding were having to go round with pine scented car fresiners so people don't keep complaining about the smell" Pietro proves his point as he and Pyro hold up little cardboard trees that are hanging round there necks

"look that was the last time I promises" says Mojo with his fingers crossed behind his back

Now go get ready we have to start filming again

Scene five

We open up in a very posh looking board room were all the grown up mutant men are sat round a long table looking self important

"How come it is only men at this meeting" Jason wispers to Sabretooth

"Cus a woman's place is at home in the kitchen" the feral mutant fishes this sentence just intime to be hit by a thunderbolt

"I go to sleep now" he mumbles before falling face first agenst the table

Every one sat around the table looks at Mojo

"Hey don't look at me" the alien director points to were all the women mutants are all standing looking pissed of, Storm has ligtrning cracling round her hands

"Any one else have any thing else to say on a woman's place" she askes

All the men look from Storm to Sabertooth who's fur is all singed and back to Storm, as one they all shake ther head

"Good, carry on then"

Scott who has been standing at the haed of the table gives a little cough before starting to walk round the table

"Gentlemen I've requested this meeting in order to make you a proposition, in my oppinion your company manufactures the finest auto-mo-biles in the world. The auto-mo-bile represents progress in the most profound sense of the word, the ultimate example of american ingenuity and enterprise. This great nation can't take a back seat to compeditors like Daimler, Mercedes or Rolls-Royce to name a few. Gentlemen I prepose to prove that the american auto-mo-bile, your auto-mo-bile……. "

"Which you cant prenonce with out sounding every syllable" Mojo grumbles

"…. is with out peers" Scott finishes his speech, to see that every one round the table is looking very board and in the case of Xavier is puuting up Z's

"and just how do you prepose to prove that sir" Mesmero asks

"a race" Scott says simply ignoring the snikers from several of the people sat round the table

Mesmero looks unimpressed "really sir, you surprise me, automobile races are becoming most comen place"

"I mean a long race, a very long race" Scott continues

Mesmero still looks unimpressed " how long a race" he asks

"New York…." says Scott as he pusses a model car down the table which stops in front of Mesmero

"..to Paris, you must build an auto-mo-bile to the most precise specifications" Scott doesn't get to finish what he is saying as he is interrupted by a very bad sounding Scottish accent

"No" a man who looks a lot like Professor Maxermoff with a beard stands up "absolutely not" he says "for a company of this repute, a great company the likes of this one entrusting it entire automobile future to a man the likes of Scotty is disreputable, a cheap carnival performer, a fraud, a trickster"

He turns to see Scott standing behind him, and with out any warning Scott yanks at his beard

"Ow, ha mad man" the mystery man yells ignoring Scott who is trying to apologies

"you see he his mad he almost pulled my beard out by it's roots" the mystery man complains pulling at his beard only to have it come off in his hand revealing that he is in fact professor Maxermoff with a fake beard glued on

The room goes very quiet as every one looks at Pietro who looks at Scott before jumping up and over the table and over to a window which he flings open, turning back round he yells

"Scotty will lose, your automobile will lose, I will win" he finishes then laughing like a loony he dives out the window"

"He jumped" some one gasps as they all run over to the window in the morbid fascination of what a body looks like after falling from a 5th storey window

However they are all disappointed as they find out that Pietro is safe or as safe as you can be hanging from a flagpole

"you know we really should demand stunt doubles" he grumbles looking down at the street below

"yes and you've been told we can't afford them" Mojo replies with all the confidents of some one sat safely in the director's chair on the ground

Sill grumbling Pietro carry's on with his lines

"I shall build the greatest automobile the world has ever seen and I shall win"

Down below on the street a car with a trampoline attached to the to of it, moves into place underneath Pietro

Pyro jumps out of the car "ok professor" he yells

Pietro is still yelling at the car-company executives

"This time it will not be Scotty but me, professor Maxermoff, Maxermoff the magnificent who will be victorious"

With this the professor lets go of the flag pole to fall and land safely on the trampoline however this doesn't quite work as he bounces back up, and just as Pyro drives off he comes back down to land not back on the trampoline again but to fall through and open manhole

"and cut" yells Mojo "good work people, some one do me a favourer and see if young Mr Maxermoff is ok"

"Oh I'm just fine" says a voice behind the director

Mojo turns round to see Pietro standing there covered from head to toe in

"sewage" the speedster yells "I fell into a bloody sewer"

Mojo who now like every one else has a hand over his nose dose the only thing he can "car freshener" he offers holding up a little green tree

sabeertooth walks out of story

sabertooth: you zapped me i thought you two liked me

kaos: yes as far as yousing you to thretan anybody whos going to flame us you nice enough

evil; as far as sexest asshole you deserve every thing you get

evil hits big red zap button and fries sabertooth again

sabertooth: ow! falls over smokeing

kaos: review other wise you end up like him