Ok! I don't have anyone to than, yet because I wrote this right after I wrote the second chapter and I still only had one review(sad isn't it?), but I guess thank NARUfreak again for the tips, and I dedicate this chapter to you and to my best friend, Blast Off! Well, here goes nothing!!!
I DON'T OWN KINGDOM HEARTS OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!!!!!
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"Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah." This was the only thing that was coming into Roxas's mind.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Roxas was at the meeting, and so was the rest of the organization. Except Xigbar, since Zexion pushed him through the portal.
Anyways, Roxas wasn't too happy to be here. And the worse part was is that they were talking about "the subject."
"Blah blah blah blah blah KEY blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah SORA blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah HEARTS blah blah blah blah blah blah CASTLE OBLIVION blah blah blah blah blah blah CARDS blah blah blah blah…."
Argghhhhh…I can't take it anymore!!!!! Roxas practically screamed in his mind.
The Superior, Xemnas, was talking to his organization about going to Castle Oblivion,
and had just finished saying that Marluxia would be the one in charge, meaning HIS castle.
"DAMN IT!!!!"
Everyone turned to the red haired pyro. Axel pointed his finger at the pink haired man.
"Why the hell does he become in charge?!? I wanted to be in charge! I demand a vote!!!" He slammed his had against the chair.
Xemans sighed. "The reason why I picked number 11, is because he's more responsible, and you are…well…you know."
"No, I don't know!!! I don't see why we should let this gay man be in charge!"
It was now Marluxia's turn to go into flames.
Here we go…Roxas thought. He slouched in his chair. He was sure this was gonna end up badly so he didn't bother watching.
After what seemed like forever, the fight ended with Axel losing and Marluxia triumphant. This also concluded the end of the meeting.
"Like I'm gonna let the lord of gay stand in my way!" Axel told Roxas as they exited the tower.
"Just give up. Xemans isn't going to let you have that position." Roxas answered back.
"FINE!! If he won't let me have the positon, then I'll make sure that Marluxia's time there is a living hell! MUHAHAAHAHAHA!"
"What ever, hey, how 'bout we get something to eat? I'm starving."
"That's a good idea, my little keyblader!" ,Axel said completely forgetting about the position of being in charge. Roxas just sighed.
"Don't call me that, please,"
"Awww. Why not? "
"It's just weird, okay?"
"Its not weird!"
"Yes, it is!"
"No, it isn't!"
"Yes!!! It is!!!"
"Okay, fine! How 'bout, Roxy?"
"No!"
"Woxas?"
"NOO!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Fine, fine………….Woxy."
"STOP IT!!!"
"Nah, I like that name. Woxy!! It sounds so cheerful! Woxy! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"Argggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"OH, NO!!!!!!!!! WOXY GOT MAD!!!!!!!!"
"You know what?!?! Forget you!!!"
"Oh, please, Woxy! Don't get mad!"
"Whatever, just stop calling me names!"
"Ok,………….Woxy."
Roxas sighed. He thought he would never know how Axel's mind works. It was like one of those mysteries that are kept mysteries.
"Soooo, you gonna be ok?" Axel said as he put his behind his head, as he walked besides Roxas down the hall.
"Yay, just stop with the names." Roxas replied.
"No, not that."
Roxas looked up at him. "What then?"
"The whole thing about half of us going to Castle Oblivion, you gonna be ok about it?" Axel said, not looking at him.
"Why do ask?"
"I dunno, maybe because you don't seem like you agree with it. Why?"
"I don't know?" Roxas looked back down the hall. The truth was, is that he didn't want him to leave.
"Hmmmmm….." was Axel's response.
There was a long silence. Roxas took some glances at Axel to see if he was looking at him or what type of expression he had on his face, but Axel didn't seem to notice him. It looked like he was spacing out.
Roxas felt uncomfortable with this silence and decided to break it.
"So, have you ever been into Marluxia's room or seen inside it?"
"Nope." Then he paused. Roxas noticed this and also stopped.
"What?" Roxas asked.
"That's a great idea to start my revenge!" Axel exclaimed as he slammed his fist into his palm.
"Ummmmmm……….ok."
"Why do you ask?" ,then he gasped, "Don't tell me he asked you to come into his room?!? Did he say he would give you candy!?!? That bastard!"
"Ewwwwww!!!!! No!!!!!!!!!!!! I went in on my own!!!"
Axel gasped again, "Roxas!!!! Noooo!!!!!! Don't tell me you're gay too!!!!!! Or was it Marluxia who turned you gay?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!! That's disgusting!!!!!!!!"
"Phew! That was a close!! But from on, Woxy, you must stay away from him."
Roxas just sweat dropped at the name "Woxy."
"So, why did you go into Gaylord's room?" asked Axel.
"I wanted to see what his room was like, so I went in."
"Annnnddd?"
"It wasn't pretty."
"OH, YEAH!!!"
Roxas just stared at him.
"What a great way to get revenge!!!!!"
"Don't. Trust me." Roxas said, remembering what had happened when he said his comment.
"Fine, but if he decorates his room like that at the other castle, I'm taking the advantage!!!!"
"Whatever."
After their "long" conversation, they had finally arrived at the dinning room/kitchen. As they walked in, a knife was thrown right passed their faces.
"WHAT THE HELL!!!" Axel screamed. Roxas just stood there horrified.
"I'm hungry!!!!! Give me food!!!!!!!!!! Feed me!!!!!!!" Demyx whined.
"That gives you no right to throw a knife." Laxrene said calmly. She was lying on a couch in the corner, reading a book. Why they have a couch in the dinning room/ kitchen? Please don't ask.
"But I'm hungry!!!!!" Demyx whined again.
"Calm down, Demyx. I'm sure Vexen will come out eventually." said Zexion who was sitting at the other side (of the table) of Demyx.
Saix, Xaldin, Lexaeus, and Luxord were also in the room. Almost everybody was here, except (again) Xigbar and Xemnas. Vexen was in the kitchen cooking. "Vexen, cooking?" you ask. Well, in the organization you take turns doing chores. This is all decided by some little wheel that hung in the main hall. Every week Xemnas would turn the wheel, and each of the members would get a different chore of the week. (You all might know what I'm talking about if you've read the manga.)
Sadly, for the half the organization, Xemans demanded that there would be a wheel at Castle Oblivion.
"But I'm STARVING!!!!!!"
"Well, you're gonna have to wait like the rest of us." Xaldin said with his arms crossed.
When Axel finally shook the traumatized teen to his senses, they took a seat at the table.
And right when they took their seat, Vexen came into the room with his hands filled with empty plates.
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!! NOT INVISIBLE FOOD AGAIN! WE TOLD YOU TO KEEP YOUR EXPERIMENTS IN THE LAB!!!!!" Demyx yelled.
"It's not invisible, it's still in the pot, which is still on the stove, and that I'm going to hand out right." Vexen replied handing out the last plate.
"Well…..HURRY UP!!!" Demyx answered back. (so rude)
Vexen went back to the kitchen and came out with mittens on, holding a pot with a lid. He practically slammed the pot at the end of table and grabbed Demyx's plate.
"Wheepy!!! I'm first!!!" Demyx yelped with delight.
Vexen lifted the lid, and with a dipper, poured a sort of lumpy, gloop substance. Roxas was now even more terrified. After almost being stabbed in the face with a knife and being forced to eat a breakfast "CREATED" by a mad scientist could freak anyone out. (I would) Demyx was speechless.
"I lost my appetite." Demyx said as he held his stomach, feeling like he would puke.
"WHAT-THE-HELL-IS-THIS?!?!?!?" Axel said, also horrified, but analyzing it carefully.
Zexion sighed, "Whatever it is, I'm not eating."
"Vexen, didn't Superior ask you not to try anything ummmmm…..experimental on our meals?" Xaldin said unfazed, but still not wanting the "food."
"Actually, this dish is nothing but vitamins and minerals. I asked the Superior if I could serve it and he said 'if its healthy'."
"Hell, if this is what healthy looks like, I don't want to be healthy!" Axel said as he leaned back in his chair with his arms crossed.
"I agree!!!" Demyx exclaimed as he raised his hand.
"D-did you e-even show this t-to X-Xemnas?" Roxas said shaking.
"Hmmmmmm……..no." Vexen said with no feeling at all, "but you all know what will happen if you don't eat."
Everybody went silent. They were deciding whether or not they should take the punishment or the "who-knows-if-its-toxic-food."
Vexen took this as a "yes" and started to serve everybody.
Laxrene, the last to be served, (talk about ladies being first) saw the substance being poured on her plate. She couldn't take the sight.
"I'm not eating it." She said glaring down at it.
"Too bad." Vexen replied as he poured even more on her plate.
She turned to glare at him, and this glare was scary. There was a dark aurora surrounding her with lighting flashing.
Vexen stared at her and took her plate away.
"Thank you!" Laxrene smiled "sweetly."
Vexen just grunted.
Then Roxas turned to Axel because he heard him mumble.
"Three, two, one…." Axel grabbed his plate and threw it Vexen.
"WHA-?" Roxas exclaimed, but couldn't finish.
"RUN WOXY!!!!! RUN!!!!" Axel grabbed him by the arm and sprinted out the room.
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HAHAHAHAHA. That was fun to write!!! And, boy didn't it take a long time to right!
Oh and I apologize, Andrea, for giving this to you to edit. I had already started on the computer and I didn't want to print it out 6 pages. I'm sorry. And if I didn't mention this at the beginning, this chapter is dedicated to you.
Okay! I hoped you all liked it, please review.