Operation Red Moon

By: Sneaky Cat

Disclaimer: Seriously now... I wouldn't have nearly as much fun messing with the characters if I owned them... Ok, so I lied... but still... Don't own.

Rating: PG-13

Pairings: KisaitaKisa (a.k.a. Kisame/Itachi)

Warnings: Some OOCness, sillyness, Akatsuki members, and shonen-ai... and yet more suggestive jokes.

Notes: These drabbles are the result of a series of challenges sent to me by a very tweaked out Clever Audrey. I am so proud of myself.

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Kisame was confused. When he had returned from staking out the town they were in, he had expected to find Itachi in their room.

He had not expected to find the man wearing a single silver hoop though one of his ears.

They had gotten into a short fight earlier that day with a foolish pair of rain nins. Apparently the duo had had no sense of self preservation. And was it a requirement for rain nins to use those damned umbrellas or something? How predictable.

Still, as incompetent as they were, one of them had had very good aim.

Itachi had left the bloody aftermath of that battle with a single scratch… Right. Across. His. Ear.

Apparently that wound had given him ideas…

Kisame had a tendency to be very frightened when Itachi got ideas.

Still, the earring didn't look bad. It was small, tasteful and unlikely to get caught on anything they dealt with. Kisame could even admit that it looked a bit alluring. It definitely fit with Itachi's uncanny beauty.

"Bored?" the shark-man asked his partner, bravely flicking the sliver ring with a sharp nail. Itachi shot him a look which clearly told him to stop being an idiot.

Kisame grinned. He took great pride in the fact that he was the only one who could touch Itachi like that and get away unscathed… most of the time.

"I like it," he murmured. Itachi's answer was a barely perceptible hint of amusement in his eyes. The dark haired man reached a pale hand up, flicking the earring himself, and Kisame couldn't help but grin at the hinted tease.

Maybe Itachi should get ideas more often.

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