Chapter 4
Draco Malfoy's POV
This has to be the BEST day of my life! I just saw the bane of my existence explode! Right in front of me! She's gone! Pansy's gone! THANK GOD! In the middle of my little impromptu happy dance I heard someone scream. It sounded like it was coming from down the corridor, and better yet it sounded like the mudblood.
I skipped down the hallway and peered around the corner. Sure enough, there was the Boy Who Just Wouldn't Kick The God Damn Bucket, and the mudblood yelling at each other. This day couldn't possibly get any better. I stand corrected it just did. They're fighting about the fact that the Weasle just exploded. Pardon me I need to do another happy dance. Okay NOW this day can't get any better.
BOOM!
Ah!...WAH…HUH…Abuuhhhhhh…..HARRY POTTER JUST EXPLODED! Heaven on earth! If I die now I will be the happiest man on EARTH! Oh how far the Golden Trio has fallen!
Regular POV
Hermione stared at the spot where Harry had been yelling at her moments before. She knew she should be crying but there were no more tears. She looked up from her spot on the floor only to see Draco Malfoy sauntering towards her, whistling "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands" and clapping his hands at the appropriate times.
"Why hello there Mudblood. It appears your amazing Golden Trio is a few legs short of a tripod eh?" He said tauntingly as he stepped on what was left of Harry's glasses.
Finding nothing else she could do, she jumped to her feet, screaming, and slapped him hard across the face. "NEVER SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY AGA-" she screamed just as he yelled, "HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME YOU FILTHY MUDB-" BOOM! With that Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy simultaneously exploded.