Operation Red Moon
By: Sneaky Cat
Disclaimer: Seriously now... I wouldn't have nearly as much fun messing with the characters if I owned them... Ok, so I lied... but still... Don't own.
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: KisaitaKisa (a.k.a. Kisame/Itachi)
Warnings: Some OOCness, sillyness, Akatsuki members, and shonen-ai... and yet more suggestive jokes.
Notes: These drabbles are the result of a series of challenges sent to me by a very tweaked out Clever Audrey. I am so proud of myself.
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If any mission could be more humiliating then the one which had sent them to a gay dance club, it had to be this.
Here they were, two members of the most feared organization in the world, sitting in the back corner of a brightly lit, loud, child-covered arcade.
Yes, an arcade.
Their mission was to kill the owner of an arcade.
Unfortunately for both of them, said owner had stepped out before they had arrived and now, two hours later, was still conspicuously missing.
Both of them were exceedingly bored… and far beyond annoyed.
Finally, Kisame gave in. The look that crossed Itachi's face when his partner moved towards one of the arcade games was borderline priceless.
Kisame mentally listed it as the closest Itachi had ever come to downright staring in shock.
"I have nothing better to do," the shark man replied, before holding up one of the little plastic guns and shooting the hell out of what ever came onto the game screen.
If Itachi were a more expressive person, he would probably have been hiding his face in his hands by then.
An hour later, Itachi also gave in. The two amused themselves, and vented their frustrations, on the vicious little creatures that wandered across the game.
Yes, squirrels were vicious. Nothing could convince Kisame otherwise.
Finally, after four hours of this mindless torture, the poor, soon-to-be extremely dead arcade owner returned to his post.
All the man saw were a pair of dangerously spinning scarlet eyes before the world went dark.
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Some of the missions these two get are so horrendously goofy... and so much fun!