Operation Red Moon

By: Sneaky Cat

Disclaimer: Seriously now... I wouldn't have nearly as much fun messing with the characters if I owned them... Ok, so I lied... but still... Don't own.

Rating: PG-13

Pairings: KisaitaKisa (a.k.a. Kisame/Itachi)

Warnings: Some OOCness, sillyness, Akatsuki members, and shonen-ai... and yet more suggestive jokes.

Notes: These drabbles are the result of a series of challenges sent to me by a very tweaked out Clever Audrey. I am so proud of myself.

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Kisame really hated Diedara.

That damned wench was annoying enough when she didn't have anything to bitch about, but no… today she had made it her personal mission to make Kisame's life hell.

Like she did every time he and Itachi came home from a mission and she was unoccupied.

He couldn't help it if she was jealous of him for being Itachi's partner. Though next time she made a comment about Itachi's "artistic physical perfection" he was not going to hold Itachi back from killing her.

It might actually turn out to be amusing. Very amusing. If only they didn't work for the same organization…

Kisame sighed, giving Itachi an annoyed glance before returning to painting his nails.

Damned bitch had to go and mention the near absence of his nail-polish to their leader. Kisame really hated dress code. And why was nail polish a part of their dress code anyway?

Yet again, Kisame had to attribute it to their leader's incredibly sick sense of humor. The crazed missing-nin probably did it only to torture them.

Itachi never seemed to mind the dress code. But then, he was Itachi. By all outward appearances, he minded nothing.

Kisame smirked to himself. That was one thing he defiantly had on Diedara. No one in the Akatsuki could read Itachi like he could. The only person who probably came even remotely close was Itachi's emotional younger brother.

Yes, compared to Itachi, on the surface at least, the boy was very emotional.

No one could get under Itachi's skin like Kisame could and come out without a scratch.

And that was just one more thing he had on that bitch.

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Perhaps I should add a warning for Diedara bashing... ah, meh. -.-