Hi!

(Brain: High...)

Time for the Shout Outs:

Kira: You spelled 'Irgrish' worng...

amy-the-rat-Kun: Yes, it is none of my business. ...but I still want to know. (Brain: (whispering)) Oh! Nevermind...

Scooter: Pthhhhpt!

Hello, girl-who-name-unimpor...uhh...Stepfannye!

Oh, thank you for almost spelling my name right, Righto-kun.

Please, no addressing as familiarity. You call me please of Yagami-San thank you very much.

Oh, I am most pleased to call you as Mister Yagami. I is so pleased to look forward to touch your hand.

Oh! Errr...yes, as promised. Yuk!

Yes, Righto? I right behind.

What?! I think it, 'Yuk,' not speak. You read also, mind of Righto?

You think of my hand, is 'yukky'? I am sorry, honored Mister Right-San. Please to allow me privacy, so I may commit self-mutilation as punishment...

No-your hand is sufficiently non-offensive. I...I...talk to myself. Ahhh-not self-self, but other-self.

Ooooh! You have muse-self second-personality, also like Stephanie!

Errr...yes?

Hee hee hee. Yuk makes of Righto the ass, no? Human mating rituals so very interesting...

Shut up!--uh--'Muse'...

Hee hee hee hee...

I already told to you, girl of my annoyance, we are early. We wait for next bus.

Ah, here, finally!

Now my plan of brilliance allows me to confront the man of the FBI...

Bus trip is so boring Yagami-San.

Not boring for long...

What did you mean, Yagami-San?

Oops! Did I say that aloud? I mean that trip not very long. We soon arrive at...at...????...where do we go, again?

We tour the Zoo. You will hold hand, I will respectfully adore Righto—so sorry—Yagami-San.

Ha! I sit right behind Yagami-Lighto, and he suspecting not FBI I am. But, curiously, he is with girl that he so obviously don't like...although she do not seem to notice...

Yagami-San? Why bus stop?

Bus Stop.

Yes, but why?

Why Bus Stop?

Yes?

What else would you call it?

You must think of me stupid, Yagami-San.

No—you are...ummm...useful.

Oh, really? Thank you, Yagami-San, for pronouncing me fit for utilitarian purposes. I am most honored.

Your mother be so pleased, I am sure...

But please to honor me by explaining specific of what I am useful for?

Hold hand?

Oh yes, thank you, please.

Heh heh heh—that crim-looking man must be murder I expect...

Excuse me please, but Sir, may I ask you to pay bus toll before you seat?

Ha ha! Yes, you may ask, but I will not comply! Ha ha!

Righto! How terrible! Ugly man does not pay for bus ride. Oh—I am sorry, Mr. Yagami Righto-San.

Do not worry, what's-your-name, for I am sure he is only a petty thief.

How do you find that to be, Yagami-San?

Ugly man can no be good criminal. This I am sure, always that way in movies...

Ohhhh...

Hee hee hee—human female so interesting...and stupid. Hey—Righto! I wish Apple.

I told you, no Apple in public.

I don't understand, Yagami-San. What did I do that is 'Apple'? I think I behave properly...

Yes-this is bus 143, going to Zoo. We have situation. Ugly man does not pay to ride on bus. I must be sure he is criminal, planning to do something horrible. What do I do?

Bus 143...please to continue as if your life is not in grave danger...but do not pick up additional passenger at next Bus stop...

Do I stop at next Bus Stop?

...bus 143, please repeat...you no make sense...

Ha ha ha ha ha! Now is time! Bus driver, this is hijack. Keep driving, please. Everyone on bus, I will now steal from you all your valuable and moneys, and I will leave here a very rich criminal. Please to give to me all you have which is of value.

Wha...?

If you are not to cooperate, I will now show you my gun, which is not happens very much in Japan, and therefore, is very scary to you. You will all cooperate now?

Passenger: Ohhhhh...gun! Can I see?

Passenger 2: I always want to touch real gun? If I give you my watch, may I touch please?

Stop! You will now give me money, or I will shoot bus driver...

Passenger 3: Can I shoot?

Passenger 4: Hey! If you let me hold, I will shoot driver for you! I will pay much.

This is bus 143... we have hijack...

Bus 143, you have hijack your own bus...?

No! Honorable crazy man have hijack bus, and want to get money...he tell, 'keep driving'...

...Bus 143, please to keep drive...how many passenger do you have?...

...dispatch, I have seven passenger, includes crazy man with gun...

...wait...you have six passenger?...(sound of laughter in background)...why crazy man steal bus?...wait!!...he have gun?...cool!...please, can you take picture?...

Okay now, Steph. Now that crazy man with gun is preoccupied with crazy people on bus, I will jump on him, grab gun, wrestle him to ground, and save the day, even if it mean that I and many others be killed-okay?

Yagami-San, should you not be talking more less loud? Others may hear.

Yes, like FBI man behind...exactly, silly girl-of-no-consequence...

And why do you risk your life, brave Light...er...excuse, Yagami-San. Think of Yagami-mom. If you die, she will be forever sad...

Excuse me, young man of stupid bravery, but I insist you do not try to wrest with man of crazy gun.

Why? I am son of Police Sub-Chief. I am well trained more than you.

Raye: ...I, too, have gun...

Cool! Can Righto see? Wait-why you have gun? Why should I trust?

Well, he is son of Sub-commander, not much suspecting of him...I guess it okay to tell him...

Look here, Righto, son of NPA Sub-commander, here is identify of me.

Aha! I knew it! He is FBI. Raye Penber...now I know real name, and face, and I can kill...

Ah, so. Very good of you to show me this. I will help you cooperate with me. But-let me ask of you, are you American of British decent? And if so, why your name spelled weird? Why not R-A-Y, like regular American?

American, yes-but my mother Japanese...

Ahhh...I understand. I thought maybe just typo, or bad translation of Manga...

But now, let me ask of you, Yagami Lighto, why do you call yourself Righto, when I know your given name Lighto?

Arrgh.You had to ask... You know Karaoke?

What?

You know, sing song with music and words on Television...

Yes, I know. What have this to do with name of Yagami Lighto?

Stupid American song...'He ain't heavy, he's my brother"...

I know of song...

When friends come for Karaoke, they sing 'He ain't heavy, he Light-Oh". I wish to kill. I hate sooo much...

Ah. That explaining why name of Yagami-son is 'Ray-toe', but pronouncing 'Light-oh', and you make to 'Right-Oh'. But why not just say 'Ray-toe'?

You American, you know of American perception that Japanese pronouncing 'Ell' like 'Are', and 'Are' like 'Ell'. No one of my acquaintance can say 'Ray-toe'. (Sigh)

Stop giggling, stupid Yuk-tard!

Raye: I am not giggling, or laughing-at least not out loud...so sorry, did I say that out loud?

Stephanie: I not giggle, although is most amusing. I mean, crazy criminal amusing...

Passenger: Sorry that I giggle...hee hee...but...'Yuk-tard'...hee hee...very funny, thank you...

Hee hee hee hee...buses such fun...

Raye: One more thing, Yagami-San, that puzzles, if you please. I see you touch girl's hand. Does this mean you like girls now...?

Now, all is in readiness...I take tiny scrap of paper, which I write name on...and then casually drop paper...but why do I tell you this?

Hey there, young man. I see you passing notes! I will not allow. See-I am smart than you, and I have cool gun. I will just pick up paper, and ruin your little plan of defeat me. ...? What? This is just stupid scrap of paper with tiny writing of misspelled name on it! Crap... Please now to give to me all of your valuable money and other things of worth.

Righto: (Whispering) Stupid crazy man with cool gun! Look behind me.

What? So you have nice ass...

Righto: (Whispering) No! Look where I point, fat-of-head. Back there.

Why do you whisper to crazy man with big gun, Yagami-San?

Girl, watch your mouth. You hear me talk not, yes?

So sorry, Yagami-San. If you wish, I will hear you talk no more.

Yuk: Hee hee hee hee...hey! Crazy criminal-man with cool gun! See me!

Huh! Is that horrible monster talking to me? He wasn't there before...

Passenger: Excuse me, crazy gunman-San, but did you say 'horrible monster'? Old man has been sitting back there whole time. You no see him until now? He not even speak, why he 'monster'?

Stupid fool-he not monster! That...thing...other thing is monster.

What other thing?

Thing with cool belt buckle, and bad teeth. How you not see him? He seven feet tall?

Yuk: I will scare you now, yes? Boo!

Oooh...scary, yes. Bus driver, please to stop bus, and let me to run off screaming like a little girl.

So sorry. I may not stop bus without permission of dispatch. You like me to make call? Is hijack over? Can I see cool gun?

Never mind-I just jump off bus in motion, into traffic, thank you.

That will be very kind of you. Thank you, sir. Have nice day...

Gunman: (jumping) Horrible monster! Aaaghhh! (Sound effects of screeching brakes.)

Raye: Driver! Stop bus immediate!

I told other crazy man, I cannot stop without call to dispatch. You wish me to make call?

I am FBI-you will stop bus now! I must follow crazy criminal man, and arrest.

Passenger: Can I go with you? I did not get to see cool gun...

Raye: He is dead.

Righto: That may just be most obvious thing I ever hear...by the way, how do you feel, Penber-San?

I am most fine, thank you, except I must now go to side of road to throw up. Yuk!

Yes? Oh-I see. He does not mean to talk to Yuk, he means...Oooh. Humans so interesting sickness...

Now is the time for all men (and women) of good faith to...REVIEW!!!

(Brain: Please, don't review. If you do, he will write more crap like this...)

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