Operation Red Moon
By: Sneaky Cat
Disclaimer: Seriously now... I wouldn't have nearly as much fun messing with the characters if I owned them... Ok, so I lied... but still... Don't own.
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: KisaitaKisa (a.k.a. Kisame/Itachi)
Warnings: Some OOCness, sillyness, Akatsuki members, and shonen-ai... and yet more suggestive jokes.
Notes: These drabbles are the result of a series of challenges sent to me by a very tweaked out Clever Audrey. I am so proud of myself.
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Zetsu was a patient man. Spending most of one's time spying through foliage will do that to you. He was not, however, beyond using his unique talents to further his own ends.
So when Kisame came to him one overcast day and asked to borrow a camera, he had taken it upon himself to follow the blue-haired man in order to find out what exactly he wanted with such a thing.
He did not expect to find what he had.
After winding his way through the maze-like caverns of the Akatsuki base, Kisame had finally entered an old, stone-hewn room containing two packs, a smallish double bed, and Uchiha Itachi… sleeping.
Shockingly (and fortunately) enough, the bright flash did not wake the sleeping man. Kisame grinned to himself, a smile that Zetsu was sure did not spell good things for the shark-man's partner, and silently left the room, slipping the roll of film from the camera as he did so.
Outside Kisame turned, his shark-like grin directed quite obviously his hidden voyeur.
"Here, I'm done." Kisame tossed the camera, which Zetsu reached out from the wall to grab, surprised.
Zetsu was personally very glad that he and Kisame were on good terms. Otherwise he may have been one very dead plant-man.
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Sneaky Zetsu! Love! Zetsu is quite possibly my favorite Akatsuki member... second only to Kisame that is. :p