Day Three

Aang and Katara were thinking… how to rescue Toph and Sokka?

"I'm beat," Katara admitted.

"Well, thinking back on our experience, I'm sure they'll show up after they're done with the list, which will take five days. It's been three. They should be back day after tommorrow."

Katara sighed.

"Why does Sokka get all the girls?" Aang muttered.

Katara's head snapped up and her eyes blazed with anger.

"I-I-I-I-I meant, oh SHT!"

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Doughnut was singing again. But, this time, she had a ketchup bottle and was singing into is like it was a microphone!

She was jumping up and down while screaming out "YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY I GOT LOVE IN MY TUMMY AND I FEEL LIKE LOVING YOU!"

When she finished, she squeezed her "microphone" so hard the ketchup squirted out and splattered all over her face. This made the Pastries howl with laughter.

Doughnut was laughing the hardest. She grabbed a towel to wipe her literally red face.

"Okay," she said as she picked ketchup out of her eyebrows. "Let's get crackin' with the list."

Muffin: #21 – Sokka needs to let go of Yue. It's not healthy. And, face it, boyo, she's dead!

Sokka: You weren't Irish the other days.

Muffin: The other days I didn't have this much sugar!

Toph: … - suspiciously - Who… is Yue?

Sokka: - loudly and fakely … if that were a word - Oh, no one! ABSOLUTELY no one!

Toph: I can tell you're lying.

Cupcake: Yue made out with Sokka! Then she died.

Toph: … No one my ASS!

Sokka: … Now I'm sad again.

Doughnut: #22 – Toph can't see the moon!

Toph: Thanks for reminding me.

Sokka: … Does that actually have a reason?

Cupcake: Yes. #23 – Toph can't get jealous of Yue if she can't see her!

Toph: - under breath – Oh, I'll find a way.

Sokka: What?

Toph: I didn't say anything.

Muffin: #24 – Ty Lee is a bad match for Sokka. They're on opposite sides of the war and she keeps attacking him.

Sokka: …

Toph: A girl keeps beating you? Sad.

Sokka: … Shut up.

Doughnut: #25 – Suki and Sokka would end up killing each other. Suki ambushed Sokka the first time they met and she was going to throw him to a giant sea monster.

Toph: Um…

Sokka: That was a mistake! She didn't know Aang was the Avatar!

Doughnut: So she let you go JUST because you were with Aang?

Sokka: … I hate you.

Doughnut: Same to you.

Cupcake: #26 – Toph's so cute! Puppy-dog cute, not that cute.

Toph: I resent that.

Sokka: I never knew a puppy that attacked me so wait, what's a puppy?

Muffin: #27 – Toph and Sokka didn't fight when they were being chased by Azula, Mae, and Ty Lee in that weird machine.

Toph: We sorta fought when we first saw them.

Doughnut: Oh, yeah! – she puts a tape in the VCR –

TV Toph: We can take 'em! Three on three!

TV Sokka: Actually, Toph, there's four of us.

TV Toph: Oh, sorry! I wasn't counting you. You know, no bending and all.

TV Sokka: I CAN STILL FIGHT!

TV Toph: Okay. Then three on three plus Sokka.

TV Sokka: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

The telephone rang. Doughnut ran to it and picked it up.

"Hey, Cookie!"

Everyone looked up.

"Who's Cookie?" they asked in unison.

"A girl I met on AIM five minutes ago!"

Muffin groaned.

"And you already gave her your telephone number?"

"No, don't be silly!" Doughnut scoffed. "I only gave her my telephone number, address, school, age, rapability, E-mail address, password, and my dad's credit card number!"

Everyone blinked and Sokka was the only one who could get out words.

"You're… friggin' RETARDED!"

"What?" Doughnut asked in annoyance. "Look, she sent me a picture of herself!" Doughnut held up a picture of Jessica Alba.

"That's Jessica Alba."

"She told me that she was Jessica Alba but her nickname was Cookie!"

Doughnut glared and listened to what "Jessica Alba" was telling her.

"No, I'm not doing anything special… I just kidnapped Toph and Sokka… Yeah, the Avatar ones… Oh, I'm reading them a 50 reason list why they should be together… Sure, I'll turn on speakerphone!" Doughnut turned on speakerphone and a voice spoke to them.

"What reason are you on?"

"Number 28."

"Okay, Reasons Nubmer Twenty-eight is that Sokka fell in love with girls that attacked him, such as Ty Lee and Suki."

"Thanks Cookie!"

"Oh, can you give me your rapability level again?"

"Defenseless!" Doughnut said proudly.

"Thanks!" Cookie said. In the background, they heard "Get the rape kit, John."

"We're not letting you out of this house," Cupcake informed Doughnut.

"Aww."

"I hope you know that that counted as your turn for a reason, moron," Muffin informed Doughnut.

"Aww!"

Cupcake: #29 – Toph doesn't want Sokka to fight! She wants him to herself!

Toph: You know you're contradicting yourself. If I loved him, wouldn't I want to fight with him since you just said Sokka loves girls who attack him?

Muffin: - ignoring Toph - #30 – C'mon! Sokka's pretty hot!

Sokka: I have no problem with that reason!