"Who is the WORST at tennis on your team, Fuji? And when I say 'team', I mean Team One, as in your fake family, out of you, Taka, Yana, Kirihara and Mizuki."

"Thank you for making that very clear." Said Fuji. "And my answer is simple. I will say Yana."

"And that would be right." Said Banji.

"Worst at tennis…least attractive…most annoying…" Yana said, looking sad. "Do I have ANY redeeming qualities, guys?"

Everyone quickly avoided eye contact.

"Momo, same question." Banji said.

"Well, now that I like and respect you guys all again, I don't want to say anything mean about anyone!" Momo said.

"Aww…Momo…" said his entire doubles playing team.

"All right, so I don't want to make Shishido angry by saying it's Ootori, so I'll just say…Marui?" said Momo. "Sorry!"

"Damn straight Choutarou's not the worst." Said Shishido, looking grumpy.

"I'm sorry, the correct answer was Ootori." Said Banji.

"WHAT?" Shishido practically screamed, but his team grabbed him and restrained him so he couldn't go around strangling anyone who might have been involved in the planning of that response.

"I'm sorry Shishido!" Choutarou apologized. "We couldn't figure out who it was so I volunteered since I'm just a second year!"

"You shouldn't let people push you around just because you're a second year!" said Shishido. "You're a better tennis player than most of the people here!"

"You…really mean that Shishido?" said Choutarou, his eyes filled with tears.

"MOVING ON." Banji said, getting annoyed with the constant Silver Pair interruptions. "Tezuka? Worst at tennis?"

"David." Tezuka answered as if it was a sort of DUH answer.

"Aw man…" said David. "I was hoping he'd get THAT one wrong…even though I happen to think it's WRONG!"

"That one is right." Said Banji. "The same question goes to Ryoma. Who is the worst at tennis on your team?"

"Uh…" said Ryoma. He sighed. "Hiyoshi?" he tried.

"NO!" said Saeki. "WRONG WRONG WRONG!"

Saeki then looked like he was going to tear out his hair because he was THAT frustrated.

"We are SO playing the name game when we get back to the house." Said Yukimura, looking content.

"So yeah…Sakurai would have been the right answer…" Banji said, looking uneasy as he passed Ryoma. "Sengoku? Go ahead."

"It must look like I'm picking on you Itsuki, but I believe it to be true." Sengoku said.

"It's okay, Sengoku." Said Itsuki.

"And we have another right answer." Said Banji. "How do you get all the answers?"

"I'm just lucky I guess!" said Sengoku, looking overly pleased with himself.

"Very well." Said Banji. "Akutsu, if you don't answer this correctly and Jirou answers HIS correctly, then your team is automatically eliminated."

"Fine…" said Akutsu. "The worst at tennis is…the second year! Kaidou!"

"NO, god damn it, not ME!" said Kaidou SO angrily that once again Olaf's services were required.

"The correct answer was Atsushi." Said Banji.

"Sniffle…" said Atsushi, wiping a tear from his eye as Ryou laughed in his face.

"So, Jirou, if you answer this correctly, then you successfully eliminate Team Six. And if Team Eight answers incorrectly as well, then you will have managed to eliminate them as well."

"Bring it on!" said Jirou, looking excited.

Banji waited.

"Same question, Jirou." He said finally.

"Oh right!" Jirou said. "Boy, am I embarrassed." Then he started thinking. "Okay, all the pressure's on me to eliminate some teams! I am going to say… out of everyone on my team… TETSU is the worst at tennis!"

"And he is…" Banji paused for dramatic effect, as Team Six leaned in eagerly.

"IS?" demanded Akutsu.

"CORRECT!" said Banji. "Team Six is eliminated and Team Eight risks being eliminated!"

"Go Jirou, go Jirou, it's your birthday, it's your birthday!" said Jirou excitedly. He even got Inui to temporarily raise the roof, BUT THAT'S IT.

"So Atobe, if you don't successfully identify the worst tennis player on your team then your team will be eliminated as well." Said Banji. "It's all on you."

"This is a shot in the dark." Said Atobe. "Because compared to me, anyone is a poor tennis player." He looked at the enraged and disgruntled faces of his teammates. "…Shinji?"

"I'm sorry." Said Banji. "That is also incorrect. I'm afraid your team is out of the competition as well."

"It is no fault of mine." Said Atobe.

"All right!" said Banji. "With the sixth round completed, the score is as follows! Team Seven continues to hold onto their lead with six points! Teams Three and Five continue be only a step behind with five points! Team One has four points, Team Two has three points and—"

Then he paused.

"Oh wait." He said. "Teams Two and Four are actually eliminated."

"What?" said those two teams.

"I did math wrong." Said Banji. "Even if you guys got the next to questions right and Jirou got them wrong, then you still wouldn't be able to beat him. So you two are out as well."

"Aww…" said all the teams that were eliminated.

"So all we have left is Teams One, Three, Five and Seven!" said Banji.

"OMFG THE ODD NUMBERS!" screamed everyone.

"So I will ask the last two questions, if necessary." Said Ojii. "Fuji, if you get this question wrong then your team will be eliminated since your team has only four points. Do you understand?"

"Yes." Said Fuji. "Yes I do."

"So…" said Ojii. "Who out of your team, contributes the most to the family?"

Fuji sighed slightly and then, once again, crossed and uncrossed his legs.

"Ta—" Fuji started.

"JIROU POWER!" Jirou screamed, jumping up on his chair. "OH MY GOD! I'M CONTROLLING THIS WHOLE GAME!"

Fuji looked over at Jirou and then faced forward again. "My answer is Taka." He finished.

"That is right." Said Ojii. "You are still in the competition, unless Jirou answers his question right, then you are automatically eliminated."

"Is that so?" said Fuji.

"YES!" said Jirou. "JIROU CONTROLS THE GAME AGAIN!"

"Wait your turn, Jirou." Said Ojii. "Tezuka. Who contributes the most on your team? And keep in mind, even if you answer this question wrong, you will still be in the competition for the last question."

"My answer is…me." Said Tezuka. "I am the leader of this team."

Another silent wind blew by.

"How embarrassing…" came the whispers.

"Your team answered with Kabaji." Said Ojii.

"Kabaji?" Tezuka repeated. "WHY?"

"Because he sleeps outside so we don't have to." Aoi confessed.

"But don't worry, you're still in the competition." Said Ojii. "Sengoku?"

"Contributes the most?" Sengoku tapped his foot. "Hm…well…good question… should I go with what I believe or what I believe the team believes?"

"What the team believes goddamn it!" yelled the team.

"Maybe I'll just go with everybody's favorite Mom slash Sister slash Dad…" said Sengoku. "Shishido! Let's have a round of applause for him!"

Everyone else knew it was a joke, but Choutarou jumped up and clapped because he always jumps at a chance to praise Shishido. But then he realized no one else was doing it so he slowed his clapping and sat down, looking embarrassed.

"Humiliate me…" said Shishido. "But you don't have to drag Choutarou into it!"

"It was his fault for actually clapping." Sengoku pointed out.

"Whether it was a deliberate attempt to humiliate or if it was your actual answer, it's still right!" said Ojii.

"HA!" said Shishido. "I contribute the MOST! Take that!"

"Whatever!" said Sengoku.

"It SHOULD be me…" said Oishi, but Kamio only stared at him with his mouth hanging open. He still had something against him. And he would for all of time.

"All right, Jirou." Said Ojii. "If you get this right then you eliminate Team One and Team Three."

"What's this?" said Tezuka. "AND Team Three? Since when?"

"Well," said Ojii. "If you noticed, you only have five points. If Jirou gets this one right, he'll have seven points. With only one question after that, it's impossible for you to catch up."

"You didn't say that before." Tezuka reminded him.

"I must have forgotten." Said Ojii. "I'm old you know."

"Hurry up!" said Jirou. "Ask the question!"

"You already know the question." Said Ojii.

"I forgot it." Jirou admitted.

Ojii sighed. "Who contributes the most to your family?"

"Oh gee…" said Jirou. "All the other questions were so easy… this one's kind of tough…well, every time I wake up, I notice that Inui's talking some kind of weird strategy…so…" Jirou paused. "Inui! That's my guess!"

"And it's correct!" said Ojii. "That means that Team One AND Team Three is eliminated!"

"I would have preferred more notice prior to our elimination." Said Tezuka.

"Jirou, let's play another tennis match someday." Said Fuji, getting horseshoe eyes again. He had full intentions to just kill him. Playing a tennis match was just gangstah for killing, and everyone knows how gangstah Fuji is.

"All right!" said Ojii. "There's one question left and only two teams. Sengoku, if you get this right and Jirou gets his wrong then we will have a tiebreaker. If you answer wrong, or if Jirou answers right, then he wins."

"The odds don't seem to be in my favor…" Sengoku admitted. "Looks like I just have to hope for Jirou to fail."

"Yeah, pretty much." Said Ojii. "Ready? Who has contributed the LEAST to your family?"

"Come on, Sengoku!" cheered Team Five.

Sengoku pondered and considered and thought and rethought his response. Finally, he stood.

"My answer is not my personal belief once again." He declared. "I believe that my fake family believes that I, Sengoku, am the least contributor!"

With that, he sat back down and started biting his nails.

"Well, young man," said Ojii. "You are correct!"

"YES!" said Sengoku, jumping up and doing a victory dance.

"Now it's all on Jirou." Said Ojii. "If you answer this right, you win. If you answer it wrong, there's a tiebreaker."

"What are the odds of us winning, Inui?" Tetsu whispered.

"Impossible to say." Inui concluded. "Jirou is very unpredictable and quite inconsistent."

"Who contributes the least to your family?" said Ojii.

"You know what I love?" said Jirou. "This challenge comes down to the two people whose families believe contribute the least to their family!"

"RIGHT!" said Ojii as he pulled a confetti ball. "Team Seven wins!"

"YAY!" cheered Team Seven as they ran over in slow motion and easily hoisted Jirou up on their shoulders. Actually, it was so easy considering they were ALL so much larger than he was that they accidentally tossed him but luckily they caught him again.

"Congratulations, Team Seven." Said Sakaki. "You have won today. When you get back to your house, you will discover a special prize."

"As for the rest of you." Said Ryuuzaki to the rest of the players. "You will discover the dire consequences for failing to complete your appointed tasks."

Dramatic scary music played.

"All right, get some sleep!" said Banji. "Tomorrow's another big day!"

The families that had members that which did not complete their tasks felt hesitant about returning, but Team Seven certainly had a skip in their step.