Brothers
"Tallying up the points here, we have found that certain teams have pulled ahead of the pack, and certain teams are doing a horrible job." Sakaki said as he stood there with his clipboard. "Teams One, Two and Three are all tied for first with thirteen points, which also means they each get at least two pieces of furniture."

"WOOT!" said those three teams.

"Team Four has twelve points, which automatically gives them two pieces of furniture as well," Sakaki went on. "And Team Five has ten, which ALSO means that they get two pieces of furniture."

"Let's get two televisions, guys." Said Sengoku, rubbing his hands together diabolically.

"Team Six has only eight points, so they have a confirmed ONE piece of furniture coming their way." Sakaki went on. "Team Seven and Team Eight both of only four points, which means they have NO confirmed furniture, except Team Eight received a free piece of furniture from Banji's temptation."

"We are the only team that doesn't have a piece of furniture coming our way." Said Renji to his team.

"Woe is us." Said Inui.

"Good thing we have all our furniture already." Tetsu shrugged.

"But I wanted another disco ball…" Jirou complained.

"I already told you we're the only team that has a disco ball!" said Sanada, sounding a little annoyed.

"Well, with that all said, I will now explain the competition to the Brothers." Sakaki said, gesturing for them all to come out to the courts. "Like we stated before, this will be a break dancing competition."

"What if you can't break dance?" Marui asked.

"Well, half of this competition will be judged based on ATTITUDE." Said Sakaki. "If you ain't got the 'tude then you…um… won't win."

"Don't ever say that again." Everyone warned him.

"The contest is also based on how well you 'serve' all the other people you're competing against." Sakaki said, doing the little quoties. "One person will start the dance and then someone else must enter and try to 'serve' him. If you get 'served' it is bad. If you fail to 'serve' the person you challenged, that is also bad. The winner is decided based on how many people you successfully 'serve'. Do you all understand?"

"Yes, just don't use that word ever again." Jackal said.

"What word?" Sakaki asked.

"Serve." Said everyone. "Unless in the context of tennis."

"WE SAID NO TENNIS!" yelled all the coaches.

"All right, let's get started…" Sakaki said as he counted everyone up. "Where's Yukimura?"

"You didn't see the ambulance come and take him away like ten minutes ago?" Marui asked.

"Oh." said Sakaki. "No. I completely missed that. All right, so I suppose Team Four forfeits."

"WHAT?" yelled Hiyoshi. "AFTER I WORKED SO HARD!"

"Wait, wait." Said Saeki, stepping forward. "Since Yukimura can't compete due to medical problems, can I compete in his place? I'm the Pet, so it's not like I have a job right now."

"Hm… oh all right!" said Sakaki. "Why not?"

Saeki joined the Brothers and assured them he had heard all the rules, so all the Brothers formed a big circle.

"Who will start?" said Sakaki as he pressed the button on the radio so it tuned into a hip rap song that everyone was into.

Everyone looked at each other awkwardly until everyone finally bullied Atsushi into the middle. He stood there like a moron magnet for a little while just bobbing his head to be beat and waiting hopefully for someone to come in and challenge him to a dance off.

"Well I got the 'tude!" said Saeki.

"Don't say that." Said everyone as Saeki walked into the middle of the circle.

"Yo momma's so fat that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!" said Saeki.

Atsushi stared at him.

Saeki realized he had probably said it wrong. But he wasn't about to show it. "Yeah, can't think of a comeback, I see!"

"Well yo momma's so stupid that she got run over by a parked car!" said Atsushi.

"SEEEEEEEERVED!" said all the other Brothers as Atsushi stepped back and received some skin from Kamio and Tetsu who were on either side of him.

"Yo momma's so fat that NASA had to send a satellite to orbit her!" said Kirihara as he entered the circle with Saeki.

"Well yo momma's so poor that she uses Cheerios as earrings!" said Saeki.

"SEEEEEEERVED!" cheered the Brothers as Saeki backed out of the circle.

"All right, all right!" said Sakaki, waving his arms. "No more yo mama jokes. They're annoying and uncreative. And don't forget that half of this challenge is about the actual break dancing!"

"Oh yeah." Said everyone. Obviously they got too caught up on the 'tude.

"All right, I am totally in the rhythm!" said Kamio as he rhythmed his way into the middle of the circle, joining Kirihara. The two of them got all medieval on each other for a little while with break dancing before Kamio finally stopped and said, "Somewhere, a sad village is being deprived of their idiot!"

"So, a thought crossed your mind?" said Kirihara. "Must have been a long and lonely journey!"

"OH SERVED!" yelled all the Brothers as Kirihara backed up.

"If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive!" said Jackal as he came into the middle.

"Well I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it definitely works!" said Kamio.

"SERVED!" yelled everyone.

"I'm next!" said David as he and Kamio switched. "Okay so a blonde walks into a bar and—"

"No, that's the wrong kind of joke." Said Jackal.

"SERVED!" yelled the Brothers as Jackal started walking away.

"HEY!" said David. "I didn't get a chance to tell my joke…"

"Don't worry, you're not stupid!" said Marui, entering the circle. "You're just possessed by a retarded ghost!"

"Well so a blond walks into a bar and—" David started.

"SERVED!" yelled the Brothers.

"But…" said David as Tetsu came into the circle and everyone pulled David back to the outside.

"Hey, don't you need a license to be that ugly?" said Tetsu.

"If you looked up 'stupid' in the dictionary, they'd have a picture of YOU there!" said Marui.

"SERVED!" yelled the Brothers.

Tetsu turned around to be greeted by Atsushi. "Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?" he said.

"Well…" Atsushi said slowly. "SECOND YEAR."

Tetsu gasped.

Even all the Brothers gasped.

"SNAP! SERVED!" they yelled after they regained their composure.

"That was just uncalled for!" Tetsu cried as he buried his face in his hands and ran away crying.

"Tetsu has been eliminated!" said Sakaki. "And, from that round, I decided to eliminate David as well because he was served SO badly."

"But I didn't get a chance to serve anyone!" whined David but he was punted out of the circle.

"Six teams remaining!" said Sakaki. "Let's go again!"

"I'll never forget the day we met, but I'll keep trying!" said Saeki as he approached Atsushi.

"Well, I thought of you today, but I was at the zoo!" said Atsushi.

"SERVED!"

The serving continued on and on and on. Eventually, Marui was eliminated based solely on the fact that he attempted to rap rhyme and serve Kamio with, "From your face I'll take that smile and then you'll end up in the dead body pile!" Even his own team requested that he be eliminated after that one.

Next up Jackal tried to do a break dancing move in which he spins on his head, but he fell over and harmed himself. Sakaki would have none of that so he moved to have Jackal eliminated right away.

Atsushi came next because he froze after he got served by Saeki who simply came out and said, "Your brother is better at tennis than you are!" He just couldn't even think of a comeback for that one and was officially COMPLETELY served. Saeki got some skin for that one.

However, Saeki was eliminated next because he accidentally recycled the "SECOND YEAR!" insult when facing Kirihara. Because recycling jokes were not allowed, he was immediately told he had to leave the service area.

So now all that remained was Kirihara and Kamio. Ironically enough… two second years!

"All right!" said Sakaki dramatically as he turned off the radio. "Our last two Brothers that remain are Kirihara from Team One and Kamio from Team Five!"

"YAY!" cheered Team Five and Team One.

"Team One has been doing an excellent job so far, having placed second in the first challenge and third in the second challenge!" Sakaki announced. "Do you suppose they could finally sneak away with a win?"

"OF COURSE WE CAN!" screamed Team One.

"And Team Five has a different story!" Sakaki went on. "They placed fourth in the first challenge and received credit for a third place victory in the second challenge!"

"GO TEAM!" cheered Team Five.

"Team One has thirteen points and Team Five has ten points." Said Sakaki. "What will happen when these two second years, the ONLY second years on their appointed teams, face off in a competition in which—"

"All right, enough introduction!" said Kirihara with an exasperated sigh.

"Yeah, let's just get it started!" Kamio insisted.

"Well, it seems as though these two are quite eager to serve each other, so let's not disappoint them!" said Sakaki. "This will be rapid fire serving. The first person to falter for even a moment will lose! Are you two ready?"

"READY!" said Kamio and Kirihara.

Team One all joined hands with each other. Fuji found himself on the end with only a loose grip on Yana, so he let go and wedged himself in between Taka (because he likes Taka) and Mizuki (because that's just fun) and gripped their hands tightly as if it was a matter of life and death.

Team Five, which consisted of just Sengoku, Oishi and Itsuki all eagerly chanted Kamio's name.

"Ready?" said Sakaki. "Starting with Kirihara… GO!"

"Someone once said that you weren't fit to sleep with pigs." Said Kirihara. "I stuck up for the pigs!"

"You may have been born with good looks, but I was born a good liar." Said Kamio.

"You are bad at tennis!" said Kirihara.

"Your hair looks like something died on it!" said Kamio.

"Your face looks like that of a Neanderthal's!" said Kirihara.

"Your sister is a ho!" said Kamio.

"Well YOUR sister is so greasy she uses bacon as a band-aid!" said Kirihara.

"You're so stupid that you blink and get lost!" said Kamio.

"YOU'RE so stupid that you went to an antique store and said, 'What's new?'" Kirihara retorted.

"Well, Kirihara, you're so corpulent that when you sit around the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa you sit AROUND the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa!" said Kamio.

Kirihara blinked.

"What?" he said.

"WINNER!" Sakaki interrupted as he dove over, grabbed Kamio's arm and threw it up in the air.

"YAY!" cheered Team Five.

"Kirihara…" said Fuji as he shook his head in disappointment.

"I bet all of you are curious to know who won today!" said Banji.

"No, we've all been adding it up in our heads." Said Inui.

Everyone looked at him skeptically.

"Well, I have been." Said Inui, adjusting his glasses.

"With a whopping TWENTY POINTS, the winners of today are the folks from TEAM ONE!" said Banji.

"WOOT!" cheered Team One, no matter how unlikely it seems that they would say something so outrageous.

"All right everyone," said Ojii. "The Pets? Please come with me."

"But I thought you said we didn't have to do anything!" complained Saeki.

"COME WITH ME." Said Ojii. "And Team Five, send a representative."

"ME!" said Sengoku as he elected himself and left the others in his dust, following Ojii and the other Pets.